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Welcome to theVisakanv Megaweb

Since 2008, Visa has been thinking out loud on the internet, sharing his ideas with the world. The result: a quarter-million tweets, more than a thousand essays and blog posts, and hundreds of videos. The Visakanv Megaweb collects all of it, plus the books and media Visa keeps recommending, into one archive, organized so you can find your way through. Pick a place to start.

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An archive of Twitter postsby Visakan Veerasamy

Visakan Veerasamy (@visakanv) has been posting on X (formerly Twitter) since 2008, racking up more than a quarter-million posts across dozens of topics. The Visakanv Megaweb organizes them into a single archive you can browse without friction. Explore Visa’s most popular posts, favorite themes, and online network via curated lists. Looking for something specific, or want to browse the archive your way? It’s all here: filters for date, length, and more, plus search across text and handles.

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Best Tweets

A list of his 1,000 most-liked posts and thread-openers. The place to start.

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Best Threads

Visa's most-loved threads: the 1,000 best by likes. Start here, then page through to the full archive.

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Longest Threads

Visa's biggest megathreads, ranked by length: his longest unbroken sequences, up to 200+ posts.

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All Tweets

The complete archive of every tweet from @visakanv’s X/Twitter account. Filter by type (replies, quote-tweets, originals), theme, date, and popularity, with full-text search to locate any post.

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All Threads

All of Visa’s X/Twitter threads in one place: 26,000+ since 2008. Sort by likes, length, or date, and search for specific posts.

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Themes

The 36 themes that recur throughout @visakanv’s posts. Open one to explore its most popular tweets and search within the category.

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Recurring Posts

The top 1,000 posts Visa quotes and reshares himself. Enter to explore the ideas and themes he keeps coming back to.

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Visa’s Network

The accounts Visa engages with most, measured by quote-tweets and replies. Dive in to see the extended Visakan Veerasamy online universe and follow their conversations.

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Retweets

Every post and account Visa has amplified: 10,711 retweets since 2010, self-retweets aside. A map of who and what he points his audience toward.

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Stats

The shape of @visakanv’s 262K+ tweets: replies, quotes, posts and retweets, volume by year, the themes he returns to, and the all-time records.

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Wander

Land on a random tweet from the archive, pulled from Best Tweets and the top posts in each theme.

An archive of books and mediareferenced by Visakan Veerasamy

Visa is a prolific consumer of art and media. Over the years, he has referenced, reviewed, and recommended thousands of books, essays, articles, comics, and videos. The Visakanv Megaweb pulls his collection together in one place. Each item carries a link tracing it back to the mention.

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About the Megaweb

The Visakanv Megaweb is a public archive of everything Visakan Veerasamy (@visakanv) has put on the internet: a quarter-million tweets, more than a thousand essays and blog posts, hundreds of videos, and the books and media he points to.

Visa has been thinking out loud online since 2008. The result is one of the largest bodies of personal writing on the web, but until now it has lived in scattered places: threads you unroll by hand, blogs on separate platforms, videos spread across years. The Megaweb pulls all of it into one place you can read and search.

What’s inside

The archive is in four parts. The Twitter Archive holds his posts, threads, replies, and quote-tweets. The Writing Archive collects his essays and blogs across three collections. The Video Archive gathers his vlogs, talks, and readings. The Library is everything he points to: the books, essays, articles, and videos he references in his own work.

How it’s organized

Each part is built to be browsed on its own terms. Read a theme from top to bottom, sort by what is most-loved or most-recent, narrow to replies or originals, or search the text directly. Every item keeps a link back to where it came from.

A note on the data

Counts, excerpts, and rankings are drawn from Visa’s public posts. Sourcing and update cadence are still being finalized.

Writer and internet builder, known online as @visakanv. Here are his books, where to support his work, and where to find him.

His books

FAN Friendly Ambitious NerdOn becoming a kinder, bolder, more curious version of yourself.Gumroad →Goodreads →

INT IntrospectAn inward hero’s journey to earn your own trust and self-respect; a remix of Nietzsche, Emerson, Watts, Campbell, and Jung.Gumroad →Goodreads →

Support his work

Become a patron on Patreon →

Find him online

X / Twitter@visakanv ↗ Instagram@visakanv ↗ Facebookvisakan.veerasamy ↗ Substackvisakanv.substack.com ↗ YouTubeyoutube.com/visakanv ↗ Websitevisakanv.com ↗

An archive of Visakan Veerasamy’s online work.
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The Twitter Archive›Best Tweets

Best Tweets

Many tweets from Visa are popular, but some are more popular than others. Browse the 1,000 most-liked top-level posts in Visa’s Twitter archive.

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The Twitter Archive›Best Threads

Best Threads

Visa is known for megathreading, and has written more than 26,000 threads since 2008. Explore his threads, including the longest and most popular. To page through every one, browse the full list →

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The Twitter Archive›Longest Threads

Longest Threads

Visa's biggest megathreads: his longest unbroken sequences, up to 200+ posts. See the best-loved →

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The Twitter Archive›All Threads

All Threads

Every thread Visa has written: more than 26,000 since 2008. Search the text, narrow by year or length, and sort however you like. See the 1,000 best-loved →

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The Twitter Archive›All Tweets

All Tweets

Here is every reply, quote-tweet, thread, and standalone post from Visa’s Twitter archive, more than a quarter-million in all. Retweets aren’t included here. Browse all his retweets →

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The Twitter Archive›Themes

Themes

Visa’s tweets have common threads and narrative arcs if you look closely. Explore the themes he’s focused on across his years on Twitter, and the tweets in each.

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The Twitter Archive›Recurring Posts

Recurring Posts

Visa is known for quoting and resharing his own tweets, often to resurface an insight or reinforce an idea. See every time he’s quoted himself or brought an old post back into a conversation.

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The Twitter Archive›Retweets

Retweets

The accounts and posts Visa amplifies. Not his words, but a record of who and what he has pointed his audience toward over the years. Self-retweets aside, here is everyone he has reshared.

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The 1,000 most-liked retweets

Of the 10,711 posts @visakanv has retweeted, from 5,735 accounts, these are the best-loved. Full dataset: /d/retweets-v1.json and /llms/retweets.md.

@BarackObama (Barack Obama): "No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..." https://t.co/InZ58zkoAm — 3,428,980 likes · 2017-08-13 · on X
@itsdaneesaur (danee 🦖): Can everybody just Please look at this cat https://t.co/GEPe1XzurJ — 1,418,188 likes · 2019-07-03 · on X
@BarackObama (Barack Obama): Happy Valentine’s Day, @MichelleObama. You make every day and every place better. https://t.co/aWvyytR7Mm — 1,115,170 likes · 2018-02-14 · on X
@SellersBailey (Bailey Sellers): My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre payed flowers so i could receive them every year on my birthday. Well this is my 21st birthday flowers and the last. Miss you so much daddy. 💜 https://t.co/vSafKyB2uO — 1,095,279 likes · 2017-11-24 · on X
@ashhhhhhole (woahh mann): this is the best day of my life https://t.co/RrHP57Y1NI — 947,465 likes · 2022-01-15 · on X
@ChrisGQPerry1 (Chris GQ Perry): Why my girl always playing with these Snapchat filters 😑😂 https://t.co/W9yw2ESgyr — 872,637 likes · 2019-05-11 · on X
@Jevholution (JΞVH M): i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up. https://t.co/5OTf5aR4vm — 753,695 likes · 2018-09-03 · on X
@tylerthecreator (T): I FAVORITED THIS 9 YEARS AGO JUST FOR THE MOMENT TO TELL YOU I GOT ONE. YES IM PETTY AS FUCK, GOOD DAY MARK. — 747,880 likes · 2020-01-27 · on X
@broganpaget (Brogan): when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons https://t.co/FmcKUGGkrG — 707,852 likes · 2019-08-25 · on X
@STOPFLEXIN (Marcus): My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone — 703,989 likes · 2020-03-11 · on X
@PabloRochat (Pablo Rochat): they've had enough https://t.co/qK3wngDJnB — 669,616 likes · 2020-07-21 · on X
@keystodabakery (ebz): He ain’t have to flex on us with that straight line — 653,708 likes · 2020-07-05 · on X
@Elloryn (Lauren): Just read something about replacing "I'm sorry" with "thank you". So, instead of saying "sorry I was late", say "thank you for waiting for me". Replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the "i'm sorry" cycle. Powerful. — 600,486 likes · 2018-07-03 · on X
@Music1996Man (Music Teach): My parents were married for more than 20 years, divorced, fought a lot, went to work on themselves. Years later, they start dating and as of yesterday, this happened; Congrats Mom and Dad! True love always finds its way back around. https://t.co/KYk3qc1QK4 — 575,517 likes · 2017-12-24 · on X
@JonesTaiwan_ (Taiwan Jones): ... https://twitter.com/old_orleans/status/920999325009895424 — 563,260 likes · 2017-10-20 · on X
@DickKingSmith (Dick King-Smith HQ): Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds. https://t.co/v1jvCTNMmK — 554,779 likes · 2020-12-05 · on X
@Wendys (Wendy’s): When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp/status/933938231472771072 — 549,627 likes · 2017-11-24 · on X
@terrycrews (Terry Crews): Why didn’t you say something? I did. Why didn’t you push him off? I did. Why didn’t you cuss him out? I did. Why didn’t you tell the police? I did. Why didn’t you press charges? I did. Why did you just let it happen? I didn’t. Why didn’t you beat him up? (Sigh) — 538,076 likes · 2018-06-29 · on X
@PCBearcat (Ross Martin): Me: The perfect internet video doesn’t exist The internet: https://twitter.com/Iuissda/status/1277469159073484800/video/1 — 532,119 likes · 2020-06-29 · on X
@britneydiane (Britney Diane): We just spent a hour looking for her. https://t.co/x00nQNP4nS — 486,208 likes · 2017-04-29 · on X
@JasonMan811 (Anderson): My dad is in Hawaii for travel... https://t.co/6JXecxuIBt — 471,981 likes · 2018-01-13 · on X
@Chissypop (Chisom🦋): I’d throw hands if a stranger touched my strangers stuff — 469,039 likes · 2020-07-09 · on X
@HarlanCoben (Harlan Coben): This photo was taken by an ER nurse in Morristown, NJ and I just can’t. https://t.co/vYjCtlsYji — 451,483 likes · 2020-03-25 · on X
@mefeater (MEFeater Magazine): Congrats to Simone Biles! She is the FIRST person in HISTORY to perform a double-double dismount on a beam 🙌🏾👏🏾 https://t.co/ukoAE2K7SO — 449,617 likes · 2019-08-10 · on X
@rayy_baybay (Ray): Thanks for the clarification, Dad. https://t.co/Y2ulMh7sJV — 448,156 likes · 2017-07-21 · on X
@filmtrashed (victoria): WHEN I WAS 10 I MADE AN IMOVIE TRAILER FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE AND I JUST FOUND IT??? 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/eVJkosgOBX — 438,650 likes · 2020-03-03 · on X
@MikaelThalen (Mikael Thalen): A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter https://t.co/vChc14mjM1 — 435,741 likes · 2021-02-09 · on X
@eunnieboo (⭐️eunnie⭐️): pink in the night https://t.co/an1JfLevo4 — 430,695 likes · 2019-04-15 · on X
@Sethrogen (Seth Rogen): Jesus fucking Christ mom. https://twitter.com/rogensandy/status/882621467153670144 — 421,640 likes · 2017-07-05 · on X
@nasacertified (mars❁): they don’t like the stringy bits on bananas either!!!! i don’t know what i’m going to do with this info yet but it makes me happy to know. https://t.co/pj1TgNMMq3 — 417,889 likes · 2020-06-19 · on X
@aechantings (chloe): how do you cancel a show with a scene like this, america explain https://t.co/prBdea7g4x — 415,494 likes · 2018-05-10 · on X
@Mr_DrinksOnMe (Mr. Drinks On Me): I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. https://t.co/X8NdjG6vdY — 412,891 likes · 2018-04-13 · on X
@cULTMOTHER (m. diane): told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. — 411,936 likes · 2018-06-11 · on X
@emrazz (feminist next door): Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph? Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous. — 400,146 likes · 2018-04-27 · on X
@tonyhawk (Tony Hawk): TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this — 398,301 likes · 2017-03-21 · on X
@tonyhawk (Tony Hawk): TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this — 398,301 likes · 2017-03-21 · on X
@RemmyBux (Remmy): Why am I finding out from Jim Carrey that the US shot a missile at a school bus — 397,109 likes · 2018-08-19 · on X
@LeRouge_A (AK 🇳🇱🇫🇷): Your man just asked me if I'm ok https://twitter.com/gossipgriii/status/909907053656895488 — 396,154 likes · 2017-09-19 · on X
@decentbirthday (palmer): It was a quiet car ride https://t.co/F9ubGUoHAI — 393,531 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@reesewaters (Reese Waters): WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?! https://t.co/c0cux6Jyyi — 392,522 likes · 2020-04-16 · on X
@hunter_hhhh (hunter): how are we in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder — 382,424 likes · 2020-05-13 · on X
@NJGov (New Jersey): your mom — 382,246 likes · 2019-12-06 · on X
@user24736514 (14): Her” he probably out there cheating on me during lockdown” Me: https://twitter.com/NasasiraArnold/status/1240520367833100288/video/1 — 382,242 likes · 2020-03-19 · on X
@yungsids (fka sids): stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff? me: https://t.co/rfm3KkLTT2 — 378,809 likes · 2020-02-12 · on X
@MoonPie (MoonPie): Lol ok https://twitter.com/Hostess_Snacks/status/899620105289682944 — 373,076 likes · 2017-08-21 · on X
@FPWellman (Fred Wellman): I lost my pregnant wife in a car accident. We laughed and celebrated at her wake. I lost 2 men in combat. Day later we were back in the fight and laughing about the close calls. Grief and recovery are complex and if you’ve never experienced it, don’t smear those that have. https://twitter.com/collinrugg/status/967634731192926209 — 366,938 likes · 2018-02-27 · on X
@hamdia_ahmed (Hamdia Ahmed): 21 years ago my mother gave birth to me while she was escaping from a civil war. I spend the first 7 years of my life in a refugee camp. My parents sacrificed so much for their kids.They moved to the USA with $0 Today, I became the first person to graduate college in my family. https://t.co/3B9ONs7HqO — 366,921 likes · 2019-05-11 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth. https://t.co/QljN2VnL1O — 363,895 likes · 2018-02-06 · on X
@martinezmau (Mauricio Martínez): Artists installed seesaws at the border wall so that kids in the U.S. and Mexico could play together. It was designed by architect Ronald Rael. ⁣ ⁣ Beautiful reminder that we are connected: what happens on one side impacts the other. 🇲🇽 ❤️ 🇺🇸 https://t.co/vSpfxhtvkX — 359,121 likes · 2019-07-30 · on X
@TypicalLowLife (Ca$hly Banks): I remember my mama used say “outside ain’t going nowhere” now look at outside? Gone. — 352,264 likes · 2020-03-26 · on X
@katiedippold (Katie Dippold): Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe https://t.co/PoGKUFeLLw — 348,036 likes · 2016-06-30 · on X
@Dustinkcouch (dustin Couch): nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted — 347,971 likes · 2018-10-30 · on X
@Zendaya (Zendaya): https://t.co/VNSRL27Y8Z — 345,612 likes · 2019-09-27 · on X
@Real_KB (KB Strawder Jr): Remember my dads reaction on Father’s Day to him finding out he was going to see @JanetJackson show in Las Vegas?....well we went to the show and there was one more surprise. https://t.co/NjMAQOMWkN — 344,807 likes · 2019-08-11 · on X
@rebellenoire (Anja, not Anya): Mom can I colour your arm plz. https://t.co/QUXDIEFXnr — 340,354 likes · 2018-06-24 · on X
@Sethrogen (Seth Rogen): Thank you Stan Lee for making people who feel different realize they are special. — 335,801 likes · 2018-11-12 · on X
@juanbuis (juan): can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet https://t.co/cd1BHvvoKl — 335,561 likes · 2017-11-20 · on X
@colingotjokes (colin): I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what — 334,513 likes · 2017-11-13 · on X
@notlizzyhtims (li💤y): I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this ... cue the x files theme https://t.co/xXsNqB8UuL — 332,988 likes · 2018-03-27 · on X
@Avery_Leilani (rosé): My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this... #TXST21 https://t.co/etJhflZrE0 — 325,310 likes · 2017-06-20 · on X
@El_Hunto (Hunt): You: sitting on your bed overthinking stuff A random crocodile somewhere: https://t.co/F74HlkuwLO — 323,402 likes · 2019-07-07 · on X
@EarthWindFire (Earth, Wind & Fire): Almost forgot 😅 — 318,517 likes · 2020-09-21 · on X
@breebxtler (bree 🦖): hey tonya, 10 of my classmates died yesterday and 10 others were injured. i would LOVE to lecture any texan on gun laws. https://twitter.com/tomilahren/status/927335953990946816 — 315,795 likes · 2018-05-20 · on X
@BNicholsLiberty (Brian Nichols): Scary marijuana stats: 1. 88,000 deaths are annually attributed to excessive use. 2. Every day, 30 people in the US die in car crashes that involve a marijuana-impaired driver. 3.Teen marijuana use kills 4,700 people each year 4. Lol jk those stats are about alcohol — 315,208 likes · 2018-01-05 · on X
@bra_zos (cool & unusual): *opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren. — 314,274 likes · 2017-10-18 · on X
@richbrian (Rich Brian): i saw this on the tl and straight up thought i had a girlfriend — 310,309 likes · 2019-07-28 · on X
@chad (Chad): Finally https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status/983992869114564614 — 309,712 likes · 2018-04-11 · on X
@BitchassChicken (buxom and bald): RIP Hagrid 🖤 — 306,288 likes · 2022-10-14 · on X
@kbnoswag (KB): “Please get a job” my mom desperately cries from outside my room as I strategically photoshop an image of something I like on the Krusty Krab, and something I dislike on the Chum Bucket. She’s completely oblivious to the amount of retweets I’ll be compensated for this masterpiece — 306,118 likes · 2018-03-20 · on X
@NatsSquid (squid): sometimes twitter is really good https://t.co/sWzoEIDcEG — 304,368 likes · 2017-09-07 · on X
@btredwing98 (Brendan Tokarski): The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂 https://t.co/7Pbrayqn58 — 296,565 likes · 2018-04-23 · on X
@tommygunz07 (Tommy): Hugh Hefner lived so long that his first wife's name was Mildred and his last wife's name was Crystal. — 295,003 likes · 2017-09-28 · on X
@LisaRieffel (Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎): My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. https://t.co/A65m6XeZ2r — 292,088 likes · 2020-05-02 · on X
@evavictor (Eva Victor): me explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going to straight pride https://t.co/ZtXpLaV05s — 292,039 likes · 2019-06-04 · on X
@dosasndiamonds (sasha’s potato): instead of “fuck I gotta clean”, I think “i deserve to work and live in a clean space”. Instead of “ugh i gotta workout”, I tell myself “I deserve to live a healthy life with the people I love”. so many things we can accomplish by reframing our mindset. — 286,298 likes · 2019-07-06 · on X
@ohhijackie (Jackie Jennings): "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets. https://t.co/xplQhXvzQ3 — 283,239 likes · 2017-05-22 · on X
@Shower_Capy (im actually kinda nameless): Pixar: Let's make a thoughtful short about Chinese culture & a mother with Empty Nest syndrome White people: THIS ISN'T MADE FOR ME I DON'T GET IT https://twitter.com/courtsnyder15/status/1010521915675631616 — 282,650 likes · 2018-06-24 · on X
@caitybugink (𝙲𝙰𝙸𝚃𝙻𝚈𝙽 ♡︎): take a little time out of your day to watch this 🐾 https://t.co/ugIzrzqHTk — 280,422 likes · 2017-08-21 · on X
@bobvulfov (Bob Vulfov): [concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months — 277,968 likes · 2017-05-09 · on X
@GayGothMermaid (🌙𝑀𝒪𝑅𝑅𝐼𝒢𝒜𝒩 ✨): “My ex girlfriend is crazy” Code for: I played w her emotions, ruined her mental health, gave her reasons to be jealous, used gaslighting when she called me out, and now that she’s justifiably upset/hurt I demonize her hoping other men won’t want her and she’ll come back to me. — 276,486 likes · 2017-12-11 · on X
@thegreatkhalid (Khalid): Mental health is so important man. — 273,280 likes · 2017-12-16 · on X
@LeonFordSpeaks (Leon Ford): When you get shot by a police officer 5 times--and docs say that you will ever walk but your son says keep pushing 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 Untold 11•11•17 https://t.co/DPuTcp6i3g — 273,020 likes · 2017-08-20 · on X
@JohnMayer (John Mayer): They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another. — 271,962 likes · 2017-10-04 · on X
@MrAndrewCotter (Andrew Cotter): I was bored. https://t.co/bVoC0hyNzC — 270,665 likes · 2020-03-27 · on X
@FishBanc (Fishful Thinking): I have an idea for replacing one of those statues... https://t.co/v3zZzb1yFe — 259,333 likes · 2017-08-27 · on X
@lesleygoynes (Lesley Goynes): So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh https://t.co/UalGTUeb9C — 257,721 likes · 2017-12-02 · on X
@alexbertanades (Alex Bertulis-Fernandes): Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece: https://t.co/VrnB4oJ8Cz — 256,952 likes · 2018-02-07 · on X
@DrDatta01 (🧬Dr. Namrata Datta (Singa Pen), PhD🧫🇬🇧🦘🇮🇳): Spoke to my ex after 10 years. "Miss or Mrs.?" He asks Dr. I said. — 255,001 likes · 2017-02-08 · on X
@TheAcademy (The Academy): Genie, you're free. http://t.co/WjA9QuuldD — 253,849 likes · 2014-08-12 · on X
@souljaboy (Soulja Boy): Crank That Soulja Boy — 253,142 likes · 2018-07-29 · on X
@SiavoushF (Siavoush Fallahi): The Mexicans found a South Korean outside the stadium 😂 https://t.co/9gG7V9wtOd — 251,586 likes · 2018-06-27 · on X
@tylerfbradley (tylerbu//y): reminder to wash your produce https://twitter.com/christinelinds/status/842826470414344193 — 242,374 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@StigAbell (Stig Abell): Your breath is checked, for a second, reading this. https://t.co/jSgt335PoS — 239,167 likes · 2017-09-11 · on X
@jarretthill (jarrett hill): THIS. https://t.co/NobnCCVJCF — 235,651 likes · 2017-08-28 · on X
@RTB_HRoss (Hugh Ross): NASA just released these 8 images of Jupiter taken by the Juno spacecraft, the highest resolution, most color detailed to date. https://t.co/PwdoxpsNLv — 234,902 likes · 2018-01-07 · on X
@RTB_HRoss (Hugh Ross): NASA just released these 8 images of Jupiter taken by the Juno spacecraft, the highest resolution, most color detailed to date. https://t.co/PwdoxpsNLv — 234,902 likes · 2018-01-07 · on X
@MrsBowmanWrites (Mrs. B): I am a teacher. Arm me. Arm me with funding for a full time school Psychologist. Arm me with funding and mandatory school counselors. Arm me by funding smaller class sizes so I can best get to know every one of my 160 students and their families. Arm us with what we NEED. — 233,741 likes · 2018-02-22 · on X
@DrMassicotte (Eric Massicotte): Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. https://t.co/VVTstejBJO — 233,132 likes · 2017-11-14 · on X
@karimtbe (Karim): Keaton out here gettin a $100k bag from GoFundMe and his mom a racist and this lil boy who got bullied and is wise beyond his years ain't even get a dollar or a tweet from y'all https://t.co/3edlyS1jXr — 231,106 likes · 2017-12-11 · on X
@ChelseaClinton (Chelsea Clinton): Malia Obama is a private citizen. No part of her life should be anyone’s clickbait. — 227,661 likes · 2019-02-19 · on X
@sophxthompson (Sophie Thompson): when bald people wash their faces how high up do they go https://twitter.com/littlemix/status/994974195405721606 — 227,382 likes · 2018-05-12 · on X
@Marvel (Marvel Entertainment): Today, we pause and reflect with great sadness on the passing of Stan Lee: https://www.marvel.com/remembering_stan_lee https://t.co/eOBdZAqdZ0 — 227,050 likes · 2018-11-12 · on X
@kdreamcatchers (KD): Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. The colonists were not protesting tea. Players are not protesting the flag or the anthem. They are protesting injustice. — 226,839 likes · 2018-05-24 · on X
@SPlDEYSTYLES (a♡): the rock calling his daughter “my queen” and teaching her empowering words honestly warms my heart knowing he’s raising her to be a strong woman https://t.co/DgxoIsMF1o — 225,772 likes · 2018-03-09 · on X
@sentfromdevyn (devyn): If you’re reading this release your shoulders from your ears, unclench your jaw, and remove your tongue from the roof of your mouth. We physically tend to hold onto stress in least noticeable ways. Relax. — 225,056 likes · 2018-08-06 · on X
@KaptainArr (✖ 𝙆𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 🏴‍☠️): How to make sure your pigeon isn't counterfeit — 219,363 likes · 2020-04-22 · on X
@andy_murray (Andy Murray): Bbc just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named sports personality of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! — 219,076 likes · 2017-11-24 · on X
@sara_s_thoughts (Sara ミ☆): the "you must reply immediately, otherwise you dont care about me" 'culture' is overplayed, exhausting, overwhelming and unreachable. you cant ask people to be available to you 24/7, digitally or other. they have independent lives from you. chill & read a book or something https://twitter.com/istompdummies/status/742200460342374400 — 218,275 likes · 2017-11-12 · on X
@irleene (Irene Lee): how it started how it’s going https://t.co/t7WL3PtUh0 — 218,059 likes · 2020-10-07 · on X
@tonyhawk (Tony Hawk): One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see so many learning to skate in their “downtime.” I believe they’re in pursuit of the same feeling this Ukrainian girl got when she landed her first kickflip. https://t.co/PSD5cLw31y — 217,140 likes · 2020-08-04 · on X
@alvaroga91 (Alvaro アル 🇯🇵🇪🇸📈): 140: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 280: ＼＼　＼＼ (ツ) 　　＼ <　⌒ヽ　　　/ 　へ　＼　　 /　　/　＼　＼　　ﾚ　ノ　　　ヽ_つ　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　| 、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ノ )　　Lﾉ — 216,532 likes · 2017-11-09 · on X
@SwanQueenSwen (Angela): Sometimes I forget how much Ellen went through. She was publicly shamed, her career railroaded, her father told her to leave his home because he feared she’d molest his other children, her show cancelled, and had to face homophobes on national television to defend her sexuality. https://twitter.com/sindmilk/status/1011810932861886464 — 216,171 likes · 2018-06-28 · on X
@MuenchowGriffin (Griffin Muenchow): he is the dumbest smart person i’ve ever seen https://t.co/rUudBCl7Zw — 214,731 likes · 2019-02-08 · on X
@AlRashid005 (Allen Rashid ☄️): The fact that she said this with her life on the line.... women undefeated bruh https://t.co/kfXwEHAZDU — 212,154 likes · 2018-06-25 · on X
@kyalbr (kyle alex brett): Breh. What just happened? A fashion blogger presumably being interviewed about such, is suddenly asked about nuclear Iran, gives a thoughtful critique, is told she doesn't sound like an American, gives thoughtful response, and then we're back to fashion. https://t.co/CHFrsBAFd6 — 211,123 likes · 2018-02-14 · on X
@kyalbr (kyle alex brett): Breh. What just happened? A fashion blogger presumably being interviewed about such, is suddenly asked about nuclear Iran, gives a thoughtful critique, is told she doesn't sound like an American, gives thoughtful response, and then we're back to fashion. https://t.co/CHFrsBAFd6 — 211,123 likes · 2018-02-14 · on X
@KeKatli (The Ting Dynasty): Coaches don't play.. https://twitter.com/AneleZMaphumulo/status/937817939167924224 — 209,751 likes · 2017-12-05 · on X
@rabiasquared (rabia O'chaudry): I'm a fucking immigration lawyer. https://twitter.com/FullMetalBitch3/status/958537519884365824 — 207,880 likes · 2018-01-31 · on X
@megsauce (meg 🌙🌿): NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED — 207,156 likes · 2017-06-04 · on X
@rogerfederer (Roger Federer): 🎾👉🏼 💎👉🏼 🆘 https://t.co/6fYgmDFj8z — 206,621 likes · 2017-09-02 · on X
@arvidabystrom (Arvida Byström): I saw my tiny gay bag getting left on the airport as the plane started rolling https://t.co/vUpDWkm4zw — 206,415 likes · 2022-03-11 · on X
@realDonaldTrump (Donald J. Trump): Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers! — 205,861 likes · 2013-11-27 · on X
@jules_su (Jules Suzdaltsev): I cannot handle this right now. https://t.co/JXjuHH2ivA — 204,724 likes · 2017-08-21 · on X
@JordanRutledge (Jordan Rutledge): I mean I’ve been bored at work but this can’t be topped https://t.co/pcUFEBgaBR — 204,454 likes · 2018-02-16 · on X
@KingJames (LeBron James): I shed a tear or 2 every single time this episode comes on! Can’t help it🤷🏾‍♂️. I’ve had that same feeling my whole life. #MommaThankYou❤️ https://twitter.com/timelessclips/status/981191804921040896 — 203,583 likes · 2018-04-03 · on X
@_liljordoo (HIM): “Don’t come in here with that bs” Me coming in with the bs: https://twitter.com/La_Brotha/status/792826696411979776/video/1 — 203,345 likes · 2017-10-01 · on X
@Sci_Phile (Kyle Hill): If you blow air through sand, it becomes a "fluidized bed," and acts just like a liquid https://t.co/5fJZMClJsO — 201,868 likes · 2017-09-20 · on X
@NHLFlyera (Scott T.): My girlfriend suffered a collapsed lung last month and had her last post-op appointment today, so I took her out to celebrate. I casually mentioned it to the wait staff when I made the reservation, and they proceeded to absolutely KILL IT https://t.co/gfE67sZhYi — 201,694 likes · 2018-04-11 · on X
@adriyoung (paddington stan account): I’m never deleting this app https://t.co/ehh4cV1lKu — 199,621 likes · 2019-10-15 · on X
@philsadelphia (paul rudd): introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like 1. Where are you happiest? A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends — 199,450 likes · 2017-11-08 · on X
@francismmaxwell (Francis Maxwell): I guess a white man dressed in body armor carrying a fully loaded weapon doesn't make an officer 'fear for his life' as much as a black man carrying his cell phone. Noted. https://twitter.com/ABC/status/978183799929524225 — 198,294 likes · 2018-03-27 · on X
@Noahpinion (Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼): 15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet. — 198,288 likes · 2017-08-28 · on X
@rainvalladares (rain): today was my first day back at school where i had to retrieve my belongings. first thing i did was grab my camera from my bag and check the photos from that day, february 14. i love you three. our lives have changed entirely, how i wish we could all just go back. https://t.co/rvnT7QTCoR — 198,224 likes · 2018-02-25 · on X
@martyfupreme (thooter): Me seeing this tweet at work 🙃 https://t.co/e6FWeT6vwk — 195,415 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@chuuzus (chu): can we Africans start the trend of taking pictures with poor people when we go to America? — 195,168 likes · 2019-12-28 · on X
@PrestonMitchum (Preston D. Mitchum): CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS? Y'all misogynistic and abusive fucks keep telling women to "just leave." LOOK AT WHAT CAN HAPPEN. https://twitter.com/heavysan/status/907324941959405569 — 195,093 likes · 2017-09-12 · on X
@LevineJonathan (Jon Levine): WATCH: Sen. Orrin Hatch removes a pair of glasses he's not wearing https://t.co/QXCCb4RHzn — 194,756 likes · 2018-01-16 · on X
@ABC (ABC News): Witnesses say this man pulled over to save a wild rabbit from flames along Highway 1 in Southern California as the massive #ThomasFire spreads toward Santa Barbara County. http://abcn.ws/2BJfmA2 https://t.co/3MT8IvV91d — 194,355 likes · 2017-12-07 · on X
@CIA (CIA): We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet. — 193,413 likes · 2014-06-06 · on X
@emrazz (feminist next door): Bombs are illegal you fucking moron. https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/975935503462780929 — 191,865 likes · 2018-03-21 · on X
@TEEJUS___ (🦋): So I just started driving for uber and Lyft and I’ve been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generalizing my passengers by 1 of these 11 playlists https://t.co/WhX1O5wZ4b — 189,598 likes · 2018-02-25 · on X
@loltitty (tatianna): I got 31 mosquito bites looking at this pic https://twitter.com/xforcades/status/900525275741642752 — 189,545 likes · 2017-08-25 · on X
@katiexdrink (KT): tfw pornhub is more wholesome about mental health than twitter https://t.co/7DiYQvdAZ6 — 187,619 likes · 2017-10-11 · on X
@norm (Norm Kelly): 11-year-old girl's reaction after learning she's been adopted. In a world which negative news takes precedence, I hope this brings you joy. https://t.co/L3tUg3HXrj — 186,266 likes · 2017-10-11 · on X
@DPJHodges ((((Dan Hodges)))): In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over. — 186,183 likes · 2015-06-19 · on X
@NotAltWorld (NOT ALT WORLD): Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time! — 186,182 likes · 2017-01-25 · on X
@MariahCarey (Mariah Carey): Same — 185,829 likes · 2019-04-09 · on X
@coolzeldafan (coolzeldafan): just doing a little crotchet . wat do u all think https://t.co/V9yg5ltshH — 184,580 likes · 2019-08-15 · on X
@chefkeva_ (put the Internet back in a designated room): “I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey https://twitter.com/karencivil/status/959876343252049921 — 184,109 likes · 2018-02-03 · on X
@nijfranck (Franck Nijimbere): When the deadline comes too close https://t.co/8EfyXaJGNe — 182,717 likes · 2018-03-23 · on X
@gadyepstein (Gady Epstein): Not many presidents could make threatening nuclear war the second worst thing he did in a week. — 180,750 likes · 2017-08-12 · on X
@16pxl (Jubilee ❣️): my favs of my pixel art studies ✨ https://t.co/ukbEt8YAoT — 180,364 likes · 2020-12-06 · on X
@myrabbitran (Eddie Strange): I saw a great image of a cow yearning for the sea earlier and repainted it to better fit the way it made me felt https://t.co/SdGRiMf14V — 179,043 likes · 2019-11-10 · on X
@DocBastard (Doc Bastard): People you do NOT want to hear say "oh fuck": 1) a trauma surgeon 2) a seismologist monitoring underground nuclear explosions https://twitter.com/stevenjgibbons/status/904198052336070656 — 178,729 likes · 2017-09-03 · on X
@_daviant (planet Dave): Another day another stupid Excel chart https://t.co/NaNLHTZGSW — 177,122 likes · 2020-04-22 · on X
@Knowmeee (Nomi): Most Women find out they can only juggle one baby at a time so they have to let go of the boyfriend. https://twitter.com/zizipho_za/status/965109727054221312 — 177,044 likes · 2018-02-18 · on X
@atkins_jacob1 (Jacob Atkins): Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about. A thread: — 175,458 likes · 2017-12-21 · on X
@shondarhimes (shonda rhimes): Eating with my sister. We hear a gasp: “Girl, that is Shonda Rhimes.” Her friend doesn’t look up from her plate:”Fool, that ain’t Shonda Rhimes. What the hell would Shonda Rhimes be doing in Chili’s?” You can take a girl out of the Midwest but don’t come for her baby back ribs. — 175,455 likes · 2018-01-05 · on X
@_love_holly_ (Holly G): If you think somebody is trying to give you a fake number, take the hint and leave them tf alone. https://twitter.com/funny_truth/status/976284762447974400 — 174,993 likes · 2018-03-21 · on X
@SenatorTester (Archive: Senator Jon Tester): I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy changes on it that can’t be read. This is Washington, D.C. at its worst. Montanans deserve so much better. https://t.co/q6lTpXoXS0 — 173,670 likes · 2017-12-02 · on X
@5tevieM (Stevie Martin): when you need to confirm you're not a robot https://t.co/nueeljlewl — 172,854 likes · 2020-11-29 · on X
@christenrhule (christen): i will college was free https://twitter.com/tiffanyalvord/status/748436770795061248 — 172,805 likes · 2017-06-13 · on X
@TakeMeInLDN (TakeMeIn LDN): Yeah I hate twitter! https://t.co/Rnk0n2UOm9 — 172,114 likes · 2017-12-23 · on X
@tyleroakley (tyler oakley): take me to this alternate universe https://twitter.com/_calliehobson/status/932743471252852736 — 172,041 likes · 2017-11-21 · on X
@GshroudOCTW (George Shrouder): Depression is hard to understand. But if it can kill Robin Williams, Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington I'd say it's pretty damn real. — 171,044 likes · 2017-07-20 · on X
@nke_ise (Chukwuemeka Afigbo): If you have ever had a problem grasping the importance of diversity in tech and its impact on society, watch this video https://t.co/ZJ1Je1C4NW — 170,828 likes · 2017-08-16 · on X
@AdamParkhomenko (Adam Parkhomenko): holy shit https://t.co/rVw24plXTp — 169,819 likes · 2020-05-01 · on X
@nowthisimpact (NowThis Impact): Police pulled over this black State Attorney — and then couldn't even explain why https://t.co/0mjmTFUkov — 165,806 likes · 2017-07-12 · on X
@DaShaunLH (da’shaun | they/them): this person on tiktok bumped into the corner of their bed frame and made a really funny noise that has become a trend on the app, and i’m gonna start a thread of some of the ones that have had me weak af. 😂 — 165,424 likes · 2022-04-18 · on X
@MichelleObama (Michelle Obama): From an early age, my mom saw that I had a flame inside me and she never tempered it. Mom, thank you for kindling that fire within me, and for your example as a mother and a grandmother to our girls. We would never be who we are today without you. #HappyMothersDay, Mom. Love you. https://t.co/2LYOS7jzPD — 163,591 likes · 2019-05-12 · on X
@kjo3490 (Kaitlin): This is it. This is the best tik tok on the whole app. https://t.co/zMWJUM455R — 162,249 likes · 2020-09-14 · on X
@joynessthebrave (Joy Marie Clarkson): When someone hasn't read a classic book, I always try to say "Oh! What a treat you have ahead of you!" rather than "I can't believe you haven't read this!" because no one wants to be shamed into reading. We should lead with our delight in literature, not our pretentiousness. — 161,990 likes · 2018-03-01 · on X
@joynessthebrave (Joy Marie Clarkson): When someone hasn't read a classic book, I always try to say "Oh! What a treat you have ahead of you!" rather than "I can't believe you haven't read this!" because no one wants to be shamed into reading. We should lead with our delight in literature, not our pretentiousness. — 161,990 likes · 2018-03-01 · on X
@thistallawkgirl (Marie Connor): Watching the current president and former vice president threaten to beat each other up is a powerful reminder that women can’t be president because they’re too emotional. — 161,679 likes · 2018-03-22 · on X
@ChrisMurphyCT (Chris Murphy 🟧): It's worth asking why we spend $600 billion a year on the military if we can't get more than 5000 troops and 50 helicopters to Puerto Rico. — 160,244 likes · 2017-09-29 · on X
@hahaahahahahaha (Lilith): This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept https://t.co/M5hgfzTDid — 159,600 likes · 2018-03-13 · on X
@sarahemclaugh (Sarah McLaughlin): Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon. — 159,447 likes · 2017-12-28 · on X
@fleurdeliqueur (Stone Cold Jane Austen): Netflix should add the category "Sorry There Are No More Episodes of Bake-Off and Queer Eye, You're Clearly Going Through Some Stuff, Here Are Some Other Soothing Shows with People Being Nice to Each Other over Low-Stakes Things" — 159,359 likes · 2018-08-08 · on X
@DryBertini (Berto): “No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.” https://t.co/Qw18cHq2Fo — 159,127 likes · 2017-12-22 · on X
@donte5O2 (i am married go away): Dressing up as demon = not racist Comparing a demon to black people = racist Lol this wasn't racist until y'all made the comparison https://twitter.com/enews/status/922330031300395008 — 158,603 likes · 2017-10-24 · on X
@loccdawgg (I don’t even exist fr): Ok meme cancelled since y’all don’t know how to fucking act https://twitter.com/lilypump/status/974790935094509568 — 158,317 likes · 2018-03-17 · on X
@roseguy64 (Xavier): Also, just shows that there's nothing you can do to keep a man. Up to him to be worthy. You should just be yourself and not try to live up to some perfect woman archetype https://twitter.com/Genesis_GGP/status/973363614332616704 — 156,454 likes · 2018-03-13 · on X
@wtfaishah (aishah): 'asking strangers to tie your tie' this video always makes my heart warm https://t.co/ygJWtpZV9l — 156,095 likes · 2018-01-10 · on X
@Les_The_Great (Les): Amber had time. https://t.co/pgiW01wYQs — 155,633 likes · 2018-04-14 · on X
@michaelcoren (Reverend Michael Coren): I sympathize with those who fear that sex ed will sexualize kids. Our youngest studied WWI on a Monday; by Friday he'd invaded Belgium. — 151,864 likes · 2017-10-23 · on X
@iistargirl (N👑): Someone asked my 32 year old aunty when she's having a baby. She's had 4 miscarriages and gotten divorced because of not having kids. It's rude to ask women why they don't have children, you don't know their stories and reasons. — 150,245 likes · 2018-05-21 · on X
@gorewhore1234 (🐉): Dis one right here https://t.co/KcAWDmJxGf — 149,656 likes · 2017-08-24 · on X
@BrigidWD (Brigid Delaney): in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out — 149,503 likes · 2020-03-16 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook one meal, doesn't make u a chef; but f* one horse and u r a horsef*er for all of history... — 148,421 likes · 2011-12-30 · on X
@veryADVANCED (Jordo): on this night, in that elevator, 3 albums were made. https://t.co/TFjbvdkjwD — 147,684 likes · 2017-07-02 · on X
@hannahmosk (hannah moskowitz updates): i'm going to make this my lock screen https://t.co/8AttHdPkQv — 147,351 likes · 2017-11-03 · on X
@kalpenn (Kal Penn): Americans killed on 9/11: 2,996 Days it took Congress to authorize war:3 Americans killed by guns in 2017: 11,652 Days in 2017 so far:275 — 146,989 likes · 2017-10-02 · on X
@JenAshleyWright (Jennifer Wright): "Women in the past were modest and had more respect for themselves." Here's Agnes Sorel, who had her gowns tailored to expose her favorite boob in the 1440s. https://t.co/g44MpN0SE3 — 146,625 likes · 2018-05-09 · on X
@EziomaKalu (Bookish Ezioma): A thread of some really hilarious book dedications. 😂 https://t.co/GBOx8Mmixs — 146,414 likes · 2022-10-13 · on X
@hayleyroettger (hayley): This kid said I'm not vine cultured and I said BET so today he came to class with a full length AP style Vine exam. https://t.co/mSejQG6pOa — 146,208 likes · 2018-02-22 · on X
@TYSHERAA (TYSHERA.): after i sneeze when i'm on my period — 145,596 likes · 2019-03-22 · on X
@juanbuis (juan): well i'm sold https://t.co/2ofnSRZiMF — 145,189 likes · 2018-02-11 · on X
@Ssnyder1835 (Scott Snyder): Someone cosplaying the actual convention center. https://t.co/KcfI10Iu1w — 144,223 likes · 2017-10-07 · on X
@GerstonB (Gerston Blenman): Joker : “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos...” Also Joker : https://t.co/waE0wnCM5b — 144,204 likes · 2020-03-21 · on X
@taylorndean (Taylor Nicole Dean): Look how happy this gecko is with his little gecko toy https://t.co/7OvNmM8qAs — 143,801 likes · 2017-05-17 · on X
@pipipia_ (Pia): Dudes be like "I hurt this girl 57 times but little did she know that after the 58th time I planned on stopping 😪😰" https://twitter.com/yours_only/status/882744731545075712 — 143,798 likes · 2017-07-06 · on X
@e_mcguire_ (Erin McGuire Olson): This is basically halfway to being a children's book https://t.co/DjwUPHy9Wz — 142,681 likes · 2017-11-29 · on X
@NicCageMatch (Jessie 🦇): White People Once Kept Black People As Slaves https://twitter.com/thewrap/status/963161707282509825 — 142,560 likes · 2018-02-12 · on X
@AprilDRyan (AprilDRyan): OMG I did not mean to do that! https://twitter.com/ezradf/status/940685824013885440 — 142,516 likes · 2017-12-12 · on X
@FrickinDelanie (˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗): https://t.co/dmbigttP3Z — 141,020 likes · 2021-06-06 · on X
@MAROONRACOON (Anatola Howard): this will always be my favorite comic ive made https://t.co/Kgpjhh8c1S — 139,981 likes · 2020-01-31 · on X
@AsteadWH (Astead): Media: millennials share everything on social media and it's going to kill us all The President, age 71: Hello fellow Tweeters should I launch the nukes — 138,526 likes · 2018-01-03 · on X
@MoreAndAgain (Genie Lauren): Bask, bitch! Elegance. Make these hoes wait. https://twitter.com/TravelLeisure/status/923931074673152000 — 138,324 likes · 2017-10-27 · on X
@alanalda (Alan Alda): We did eat the rum cake off the floor and were inseparable after that. But I was captivated by her even earlier in the meal when I heard her at the end of the table laughing at my jokes. She had me at Ha. — 137,643 likes · 2021-08-19 · on X
@TheLeanMarie (Ailyn Marie): My entire life has led to this moment... T-Rex conducting the Jurassic Park theme song. 😭❤😂😂😂 https://t.co/j9BtCwmPKY — 135,487 likes · 2018-01-03 · on X
@MrFilmkritik (Deniz #KaniyaHive): Popular vote vs. electoral college. https://t.co/J3hkWFY0bJ — 134,527 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@peterquillsI (follow @yelenaspugh): look how cute chris, zoe and vin are with the kids who played their younger characters in the mcu https://t.co/dhcT5mrFip — 133,245 likes · 2018-05-02 · on X
@Advil (abdul 🌌📷): as someone named Abdul i’ll never understand what it’s like to be generalized by the actions of a few. must be rough, thank you for sharing your story. https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/964208802663837698 — 132,875 likes · 2018-02-16 · on X
@neiltyson (Neil deGrasse Tyson): A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen. https://t.co/HuApDwa85n — 130,511 likes · 2017-11-26 · on X
@tomwalkerisgood (TomWalker.bsky.social): As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds — 130,435 likes · 2017-10-11 · on X
@tauriiq_ (flavio): Imagine how fast they argue https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/999998019243307014 — 129,709 likes · 2018-05-25 · on X
@jewlari (END OCCUPATION ari 🇵🇷🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩): bro. That’s why we have this emoji 👺 shook. We must all now use this emoji to represent a strap. We shall mark this day down in Lesbian history. https://twitter.com/whoresofyore/status/964958247533727744 — 129,189 likes · 2018-04-18 · on X
@fanfiction_txt (Fanfiction_txt): Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" — 128,589 likes · 2013-04-30 · on X
@SpartaAFC (S): I've never seen in my life an argument being settled so calmly and respectfully... https://t.co/jifv8d09B3 — 128,143 likes · 2017-06-21 · on X
@AngryManTV (ManSitChoAzzDown): My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today. Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car? Me: What!? The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks Me: Ain't no bra in my car!! Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps *we all go to garage & look in car* https://t.co/3c4kItwnZO — 127,714 likes · 2018-06-27 · on X
@GovPenceIN (Governor Mike Pence): Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional. — 127,662 likes · 2015-12-08 · on X
@sophxthompson (Sophie Thompson): A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remained silent. I love London — 127,497 likes · 2018-05-16 · on X
@TheRealSMA (Aaron): How has he pretended to play a ufc fight on stream to avoid getting copyrighted LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL https://t.co/I4ykqwqrTA — 127,037 likes · 2017-12-03 · on X
@glow_for_it (gee): I'm dead see you at my funeral https://t.co/ZqVXgEyhTQ — 126,085 likes · 2017-09-13 · on X
@gababethyghoul (babyisotope): "exercise helps depression" me: https://t.co/BF74bWyQdO — 125,596 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@Scarlet4UrMa (🤧): professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline] me: .. ok twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection me: https://twitter.com/RenRiesgo/status/977921578137800705/video/1 — 125,459 likes · 2018-03-25 · on X
@itnotamsa (asma): respiratory disease https://twitter.com/sophskn/status/873562332613533696 — 125,156 likes · 2017-06-10 · on X
@eggsandbread (inexorable pride): this meme has finally been perfected https://t.co/9fHfJH1Q01 — 124,227 likes · 2018-01-24 · on X
@OmarNajam (✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜): My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father" — 124,037 likes · 2017-11-28 · on X
@Paulius98 (P): Black Friday was crazy in the UK https://t.co/Ts5zX5XGV8 — 123,690 likes · 2017-11-24 · on X
@kylegriffin1 (Kyle Griffin): Powerful new Serena Williams ad for Nike: "I’ve never been the right kind of woman. Oversized and overconfident. Too mean if I don’t smile. Too black for my tennis whites. Too motivated for motherhood. But I am proving, time and time again, there’s no wrong way to be a woman." https://t.co/6qCEm5yqZv — 122,495 likes · 2018-03-11 · on X
@pettyblackgirI (nani): he pulled the person out of the car, used his shirt to cover the wounds, & comforted them till EMTs came but "ex-con" was more important. https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/886167979024691201 — 121,904 likes · 2017-07-15 · on X
@theblowout (victoria): trump promising $5 million for president obama's birth certificate but only $1 million to hurricane victims is as on-brand as you can get — 121,349 likes · 2017-09-01 · on X
@tonyhawk (Tony Hawk): Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane — 120,656 likes · 2018-04-16 · on X
@MrFilmkritik (Deniz #KaniyaHive): My five year-old cousin wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and my aunt tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “Would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window. — 120,452 likes · 2018-03-11 · on X
@withintheraw (Hana Malik): an eight MONTH old BABY has been RAPED. a third year medical student was MURDERED because she said NO to a marriage proposal. women are brutalized from birth. no words. teach men not to rape. teach men not to kill. teach men. teach men. teach men. — 120,234 likes · 2018-01-30 · on X
@Zendaya (Zendaya): Happy birthday to the flyest to ever do it👏🏽✊🏽 #ObamaDay @barackobama https://t.co/iIkyuyhRzw — 119,531 likes · 2017-08-04 · on X
@tonyhawk (Tony Hawk): girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer. — 119,406 likes · 2009-10-26 · on X
@AlastairMcA30 (Alastair McAlpine, MD): For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know. Here are some of the responses (Thread). — 118,490 likes · 2018-02-01 · on X
@MsLMG79 (L): 7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel? Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system. 7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis. — 118,431 likes · 2017-12-13 · on X
@MelaninMics (Mics&Melanin): At 67 years old, JoAni Johnson was hand-picked by Rihanna herself to become one of the fresh faces of Fenty Maison with the upcoming "Release 5-19". Rihanna's first step towards luxury fashion. Showing women that our beauty doesn't have to come with an expiration date 💖 https://t.co/cuVg8EnamQ — 117,831 likes · 2019-05-25 · on X
@edballs (Ed Balls): Ed Balls — 117,748 likes · 2011-04-28 · on X
@owenjonesjourno (Owen Jones): well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions — 117,632 likes · 2020-02-14 · on X
@DickKingSmith (Dick King-Smith HQ): Studies have shown that listening to the sound of beavers enthusiastically munching on white cabbage can temporarily reduce stress levels by up to 17%. https://t.co/g8jcoCYeHP — 117,580 likes · 2020-09-28 · on X
@TangledThot (how to disappear): Nvm it feels like work — 117,519 likes · 2019-12-15 · on X
@Heauxno1currr (𝕾𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎🍉): September 1st. My energy for the month. https://twitter.com/uhmkth/status/903485114386006017/video/1 — 117,070 likes · 2017-09-01 · on X
@yellowbonemama (Royalty In The Rough): Twitter laugh at anything watch this.....😂 A,B,💿,E,F,G — 116,928 likes · 2019-10-17 · on X
@PatrickLenton (Patrick Lenton): Just saw a very stoned young man in the 7/11 look at the selection of chips sadly and say softly “there’s too many of you” — 116,785 likes · 2017-11-10 · on X
@champagnefatti (Ferrari): OMG MY NUMBER NEIGHBOUR IS PRIYANKA CHOPRA https://t.co/F5yrnbryMY — 116,646 likes · 2019-08-13 · on X
@FDerron (F is for Fredrick): The daughter of an American slave dies today. 1 generation removed from slavery. Don't tell me how long ago slavery was https://twitter.com/okayplayer/status/903676512657924096 — 116,176 likes · 2017-09-01 · on X
@NaomiKyle (Naomi Kyle): This pony working up the courage to jump this tiny step is everything. https://t.co/cTS30cN99S — 115,382 likes · 2018-01-24 · on X
@ShekuKM (Sheku Kanneh-Mason): And tonight my sister Isata is performing Rachmaninov 2nd Piano Concerto. Here is her rehearsal! https://t.co/wqYhZCk5rz — 115,377 likes · 2018-05-19 · on X
@megan_mcguir (megan): Why are we talking about Hillary Clinton when 10 of my classmates and teachers died 2 days ago? Will we be forgotten about in a matter of days? Where is our support you promised? https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/998191501451628544 — 115,333 likes · 2018-05-20 · on X
@fIashcardona (marina): kylie jenner usando dos aviones privados para irse de vacaciones y soy yo la que tengo 18 meses para frenar el calentamiento global bebiendo sin pajita — 113,807 likes · 2019-08-12 · on X
@Lupita_Nyongo (Lupita Nyong'o): Brown Skin Girl. Thank you @Beyonce for this Gift! #BrightnessIsJustWhoYouAre https://t.co/uY3yEdzfti — 113,138 likes · 2019-07-19 · on X
@smeezi (Sam): me: skincare! my other organs: please help us . — 112,895 likes · 2017-07-26 · on X
@HamiltonElector (Hamilton Electors): The President and Vice President of the United States https://t.co/8Sy8iaDMIa — 112,818 likes · 2017-08-21 · on X
@ellewasamistake (ellewasamistake): editor: this better not be like last time kafka: it's a coming of age story editor: ok kafka: about a boy who's changed, but his family won’t accept him editor: i'm listening kafka: because he's changed into a bug editor: there we go kafka: like a real big fuckin bug — 112,768 likes · 2020-01-10 · on X
@jk_rowling (J.K. Rowling): The existence of Twitter is forever validated by the following exchange. https://t.co/f3TciHPFFh — 112,570 likes · 2016-08-16 · on X
@mrjamesob (James O'Brien): My youngest has had my old phone for a couple of years. Just for games, which I download for her before disconnecting the internet. Still has my old contacts though & it turns out she’s been messaging my dad, who died 5 years ago. I may have something in my eye. https://t.co/RZ5ZTgGbnk — 111,621 likes · 2018-02-17 · on X
@McJesse (Jesse McLaren): Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme. https://t.co/bTWJhttCAo — 110,974 likes · 2017-07-02 · on X
@nocontxt99 (out of context brooklyn nine nine): https://t.co/uhpBskG9hG — 110,947 likes · 2020-03-28 · on X
@Penguinbox1 (ペンギンボックス@アニメ2期決定&8巻): レッツサメ洗い https://t.co/JdRuutiLYg — 109,645 likes · 2020-07-20 · on X
@kane (Kane 謝凱堯): 1/ This Father’s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread: https://t.co/zlB244clSl — 109,270 likes · 2019-06-16 · on X
@TheRealDratch (Rachel Dratch): I love how people are saying these kids are actors. Have you *seen* a high school play? — 108,192 likes · 2018-02-21 · on X
@Richard16613728 (Richard Clegg): Still no idea how twitter works. Here's a wall I built https://t.co/qEswKyR0ni — 108,140 likes · 2021-03-08 · on X
@yarezawa (Damn☆ちゃん✨⛩️🦊 Spooky Ooky 👻): I'm gonna be thinking about this for months https://t.co/eyKkBFpmFd — 108,077 likes · 2017-05-23 · on X
@ChuckModi1 (#StopCopCity): This shirt is better than any article ever written on Colin Kaepernick. https://t.co/9TVXxN6VF4 — 108,001 likes · 2017-07-07 · on X
@StealthDillon (Dillon 🐾): Peep his shirt. He made it. https://t.co/HFYtgOq2Pp — 107,771 likes · 2018-02-05 · on X
@12News (12 News): :/ — 106,313 likes · 2015-11-23 · on X
@_SJPeace_ (StanceGrounded): HERO Nathan Phillips Omaha Elder Vietnam Veteran Former director of the Native Youth Alliance Keeper of a sacred pipe Honoring Native American Veterans at Arlington National Cemetery Water Protector at Standing Rock ND KNOW HIM RETWEET THIS! https://t.co/X5wxpwaA3L — 106,285 likes · 2019-01-20 · on X
@MarkHamill (Mark Hamill): I remember not wanting to wear a gold jumpsuit like a rejected member of ABBA or if I could memorize dialogue in a foreign language-but thought "Who cares? No one outside of Germany will ever see this!" Thanks to the internet-NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY. Who knew? https://twitter.com/tolkienianjedi/status/972601995243728896 — 106,030 likes · 2018-03-11 · on X
@ScottGustin (Scott Gustin): International Space Station #Eclipse photobomb via @NASA https://t.co/NashX5OCEX — 105,824 likes · 2017-08-21 · on X
@BroadhurstBooks (Broadhursts Bookseller Legacy): I have just sold a book that we have had in stock since May 1991. We always knew its day would come. — 105,035 likes · 2018-11-17 · on X
@jenelleriley (Jenelle Riley): I can’t stop laughing at this photo my friend posted of an iguana eating her guacamole at a resort in Cabo. It brings me such joy. And the people looking on with horror/laughter are the chef’s kiss. https://t.co/aB12Smw0sF — 104,158 likes · 2022-04-22 · on X
@TribalSpaceCat (hannah): Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight https://t.co/loJe1mcovS — 103,580 likes · 2018-02-16 · on X
@Malboury (Malboury Jones): We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do. https://t.co/kRQcqM4UDe — 103,572 likes · 2018-02-26 · on X
@JamesMartinSJ (James Martin, SJ): What does it mean to be pro-life if you defend the life of a child in the womb, but not the life of a child on the border? — 103,417 likes · 2018-05-25 · on X
@sweatyhairy (lil arab): Honey, I shrunk the kids Honey, I blew up the kids Honey, I made the kids believe they were exceptional and complimented them on their talent rather than their work ethic and now they're in their mid to late 20s and never developed the ability to finish a passion project — 102,906 likes · 2018-01-13 · on X
@chillmj_ (mj): "why you cockblockin me talking to your friend?" first of all, she told me to — 101,843 likes · 2017-10-14 · on X
@Flaminhaystack (Antonia): Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling https://t.co/N87giD5zKT — 101,376 likes · 2018-01-16 · on X
@ashleyfeinberg (Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social)): I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames https://t.co/Pa0cHP5ayj — 101,110 likes · 2017-09-08 · on X
@ladygaga (Lady Gaga): We all miss you and your voice Amy. ❤️ Good time to remember to treat people that we love with dignity and respect. What a talent. https://t.co/DM3NIZigPJ — 101,067 likes · 2017-07-23 · on X
@eeeeow (eo): This video has everything! A cat AND an Italian woman screaming! https://t.co/0EHQTM735x — 100,110 likes · 2020-10-02 · on X
@dubstep4dads (eric curtin): if u put a parental advisory warning on any picture of ruth bader ginsburg it immediately becomes a hard ass mixtape cover lmao https://t.co/TzQW8wFu94 — 99,795 likes · 2017-05-19 · on X
@MaxKriegerVG (max krieger left. check the linktree): If you want a fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience I highly recommend dinner at The Cheesecake Factory from a design perspective that place is fuckin wild and I'll talk a little bit about why https://t.co/0RHFDjKsuo — 99,371 likes · 2017-11-17 · on X
@sarahhartshorne (Sarah B. Hartshorne): Fun sexual assault fact: you only hear the stories we can bear to tell. — 98,427 likes · 2017-10-15 · on X
@vsmarzz (𝔐): houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away... — 98,227 likes · 2019-08-03 · on X
@WhiiteBoiDre (Dre): If they make a circle and hold hands they can summon Andre 3000 — 98,171 likes · 2019-07-30 · on X
@blurmymemory_ (c™️): meanwhile, in Canada https://t.co/NJOTgrWLRT — 97,908 likes · 2016-07-08 · on X
@macy_gammage (Macy Gammage): The house we bought has laminate floor that was not cleaned and treated properly. Well, we bought an $18 bottle of Bona laminate polish (enough to do our entire downstairs) and it looks like we have new flooring 😱 10/10 recommend. https://t.co/6CB38dB6hx — 96,924 likes · 2019-08-01 · on X
@NiamhNic (NighDoLámhaNic): I hadn't thought about this much before, but, damn... https://t.co/iHZ4g6AwMk — 96,465 likes · 2017-10-15 · on X
@bakerbakerbaker (baber): me faving tweets about depression https://t.co/8BVK4sXLXQ — 96,458 likes · 2017-06-30 · on X
@AndreaMHahn (Andrea Hahn): “I skied back to the Pole again … to take this photo for all those men who commented ‘Make me a sandwich’ on my TEDX Talk,” she wrote. “I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it xx.” https://twitter.com/WomenintheWorld/status/956532861716312064 — 95,178 likes · 2018-01-25 · on X
@Lupita_Nyongo (Lupita Nyong'o): Did you see me at Comic Con?! #SDCC2017 https://t.co/9Vnx4ss96d — 94,708 likes · 2017-07-26 · on X
@Benny_Thee_Dave (🇰🇪Benny_Thee_Dave 🇰🇪): Teacher :Why are you late? Me:heavy traffic Teacher :Is that my fault? Me: Did i blame you? The whole class: — 94,561 likes · 2020-01-23 · on X
@whoislales (Lales.): this is the content i signed up for https://t.co/vKaN3xVxFI — 94,443 likes · 2017-08-24 · on X
@cottoncandaddy (sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩): [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down — 93,421 likes · 2017-12-13 · on X
@TheOnion (The Onion): Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://trib.al/iuEPcE2 https://t.co/QRZNd4I4f4 — 93,286 likes · 2017-10-27 · on X
@spacecoyotl (nina matsumoto 💀 Bluesky @spacecoyote.com): I wish Fresh Pizza met Raven Goth https://t.co/7mz8zPnjXu — 92,926 likes · 2017-04-30 · on X
@YoRHaw (seepy): this comic strip from 1921 is really relatable to this day https://t.co/DXCpl923Iy — 92,825 likes · 2018-04-15 · on X
@Doomric (E): Put $14.00 into bitcoin last Thursday sitting on $22.00 now lmaoo idk how y’all do that 9-5 shit — 92,638 likes · 2017-12-07 · on X
@primawesome (Mike Primavera): Fuck all this “it’s a dangerous time to be a man” bullshit. Have you been a creepy piece of shit in the past? Yes? Then you’re going the fuck down. No? Congrats. Just keep worrying about heart disease and shut the fuck up. — 91,621 likes · 2017-11-09 · on X
@CloughJasmine (jas🍒): No wonder it never looks how it does on the model... cause in reality it don’t look like that on the model either 🥺 — 91,432 likes · 2019-04-25 · on X
@davidgross_man (David Grossman): Imagine if u honestly uncovered a Watergate-level scandal abt yr own presidency, but then 30 min later got bored & started tweeting about TV https://t.co/YBhcbLJfcS — 91,314 likes · 2017-03-04 · on X
@MrTimCallanan (Tim Callanan): These guys have been at war for 60 years and still look more comfortable holding hands than Donald and Melania https://t.co/JzcRTNsnKE — 91,124 likes · 2018-04-27 · on X
@BBW_BFF (priscilla page): but that's........that's the book. that's what the book is about https://t.co/WWPHnFYpWG — 90,539 likes · 2018-03-06 · on X
@CormacMcCrthy (Cormac McCarthy): My publicist is on my case about my infrequent use of this infernal website He says engagement is down and so are metrics and something something who cares There I wrote a tweet Are you happy now Terry — 90,459 likes · 2021-07-31 · on X
@ReaganGomez (Reagan Gomez): I still CACKLE 😭 — 89,941 likes · 2019-09-06 · on X
@MatthewACherry (Matthew A. Cherry): Give her the same energy y'all gave Yodel Boy and that Catch Me Outside Girl https://twitter.com/V103Atlanta/status/1002638159900012545 — 89,808 likes · 2018-06-02 · on X
@MrFilmkritik (Deniz #KaniyaHive): Who did this? LMAO. https://t.co/jySB5Yl2zK — 89,789 likes · 2017-08-20 · on X
@Mikel_Jollett (Mikel Jollett): Dear God some people give me such hope: REPORTER: What are you going to do? HERO: I'm gonna save some lives. https://t.co/Qj2nmvCD97 — 89,588 likes · 2017-08-27 · on X
@FattMernandez (Matt Fernandez): Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go fuck yourself. — 89,548 likes · 2018-05-29 · on X
@imbethmccoll (Beth McColl): if you're having a shitty time with your mental health and are low functioning i feel u & sympathise. here's a list of potential actions for u to take to feel better/exist through it. try to pick a few & do them, but if you can't : that's valid too. let's go — 89,256 likes · 2017-12-12 · on X
@audacityofDOPE_ (Mommiana 💖): The KKK is a hate group. Police are keeping them safe. When Black folks protest for our right to life, police harass and harm us. https://twitter.com/joeheim/status/883784866051096578 — 89,213 likes · 2017-07-08 · on X
@MontereyAq (Monterey Bay Aquarium): We made one https://t.co/DQEEfiuo29 — 88,450 likes · 2018-04-06 · on X
@blackstudiesbae (ms. a. deon): Y'all gotta understand when we say basic access and poverty. 😒 Sigh. https://twitter.com/hopkinsmedicine/status/900525839028244482 — 88,439 likes · 2017-08-24 · on X
@GiganticPaw (treasure chests contain unlimited potential): i saw a thread about this bizarre racist dingus tweet, then i looked at the replies to the original and it plays so well as a setup and punchline https://t.co/SYEs6NLxg6 — 87,600 likes · 2017-10-17 · on X
@JasmynBeKnowing (Jasmyn): This defining moment of the difference between the juice and the sauce changed my life. https://t.co/iZTklAUon4 — 87,258 likes · 2019-09-26 · on X
@GRlFFERS (griffin): literally my favorite photo set ever https://t.co/UVEtDnHP8z — 87,196 likes · 2017-05-06 · on X
@OhSheila_ (.): My hairless cat loves beards too so I understand the infatuation. https://twitter.com/dodo/status/916815926011375617 — 86,805 likes · 2018-05-12 · on X
@AriFleischer (Ari Fleischer): It doesn’t work. https://twitter.com/abc7chicago/status/960908558924681216 — 86,357 likes · 2018-02-06 · on X
@FBI (FBI): Happy holidays from the #FBI https://t.co/l9VoIbQXnx — 86,299 likes · 2016-12-24 · on X
@everywhereist (Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads): "FETUSES ARE SACRED AND MUST BE PROTECTED." So you'll cover prenatal care? "Ha ha ha ha ha, oh god, no." https://twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/910209191838486528 — 86,144 likes · 2017-09-20 · on X
@380kmh (Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴): while u begged for treats I studied the blade https://t.co/K5zY792AKy — 85,622 likes · 2017-09-27 · on X
@JuddLegum (Judd Legum): Hannity assembles a diverse panel of experts to discuss racism https://t.co/FtnWJ52oHl — 84,713 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@RequineGG (Cass Marshall): "ladies and gentlemen" ❌ unnecessarily gendered ❌ overly formal ❌ lengthy ❌ honestly i'm already dozing off "cowards" ✔️inclusive to all genders ✔️casual and fun ✔️short and to the point ✔️exciting and dynamic — 84,442 likes · 2019-05-24 · on X
@repjohnlewis (John Lewis): Sometimes you have to get in trouble--good trouble, necessary trouble--to make a way out of no way. — 84,125 likes · 2018-03-14 · on X
@SenMarkey (Ed Markey): Trump says there’s a war on coal iPhones weren't a war on rotary phones, they were a revolution The horseless carriage wasn’t a war on horses, it was a revolution The ice box wasn't a war on salted meats, it was a revolution #cleanenergy isn't a war on coal, it's a revolution — 83,884 likes · 2018-02-01 · on X
@Mr_DrinksOnMe (Mr. Drinks On Me): Thai ads are simply on the next level. https://t.co/zA4oLM3AWG — 83,724 likes · 2019-04-14 · on X
@TerribleMaps (Terrible Maps): Electricity consumption in Europe in 1507 https://t.co/9YFlFkeGJO — 82,865 likes · 2017-09-11 · on X
@BBCNewsnight (BBC Newsnight): Emma Thompson tells us the Harvey Weinstein allegations are just the tip of the iceberg of a wider and systemic problem in Hollywood https://t.co/VDxswrUP5Z — 82,844 likes · 2017-10-12 · on X
@AlastairMcA30 (Alastair McAlpine, MD): Take home message: Be kind. Read more books. Spend time with your family. Crack jokes. Go to the beach. Hug your dog. Tell that special person you love them. These are the things these kids wished they could've done more. The rest is details. Oh... and eat ice-cream. /End — 82,562 likes · 2018-02-01 · on X
@nickkkkkoooo (n): *girl posts pic* Normal guy: likes it Aggressive guy: dms Socially weird guy: 😍😍 Middle aged dad w 43 followers: hello there beautiful wow you r so gorgeous! 😍😍😎 I would love to taste you!! — 82,206 likes · 2019-01-06 · on X
@J3ntheHen (Jennifer Piña 🍍): "It's fucked. It's all fucked. I can fix it but you gonna' be lookin at a thousand treats." https://t.co/aKCKwV204P — 82,049 likes · 2018-02-25 · on X
@jonnysun (jonny sun): asian people deal with some level of this kind of garbage every day. it’s incredibly infuriating and upsetting how this brings back so many tangible memories of how i’ve been treated, how my parents and grandparents have been treated, how my friends and family have been treated. https://twitter.com/wetheunicorns/status/949297972986163200 — 81,530 likes · 2018-01-05 · on X
@bshelburne (Beth Shelburne): THREAD: Today I talked to Willie Simmons, who has spent the last 38 years in prison for stealing $9. He was convicted of 1st degree robbery & sentenced to life without parole in 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions. 1/12 https://t.co/s5BNK2Ejyd — 80,935 likes · 2019-12-22 · on X
@LucidFoxx (LucidFoxx): Never forget the amazing editors over at Wikipedia. #NetNeutrality https://t.co/gddI6fj2j8 — 80,756 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@kylebuchanan (Kyle Buchanan): Why did Lady Gaga wear this menswear-inspired look to the Elle Women in Film Awards last night? I transcribed her pretty stunning speech about it. https://t.co/TfgKelbuOd — 80,511 likes · 2018-10-16 · on X
@CountCaleb (caleb): sometimes I go back and read the tiger woods cheating sexts because it had some of the funniest shit ever https://t.co/eZGGhmF1cU — 80,372 likes · 2017-11-02 · on X
@deavenbooker_ (Deav): Don't ever make no horny captions with me in the photo — 80,335 likes · 2019-05-27 · on X
@_kissmycass (Cassie👽): Girl Scouts are fucking ruthless selling right outside of a Dispensary https://t.co/Z1se0xrBE2 — 79,935 likes · 2018-01-26 · on X
@zackfox (Zack Fox): girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head meanwhile, inside my head: https://t.co/SUf1wm3wlg — 79,691 likes · 2017-10-30 · on X
@SamSykesSwears (Sam Sykes): Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine! https://t.co/CLKvfmI5j0 — 79,464 likes · 2018-05-29 · on X
@RUSKlN (goomba.): “This is a picture of my dad. Last night we went to see #BlackPanther and got jumped by a group of black teens in the parking lot. They shot him with a flame thrower and said ‘this is for the culture cracker!’ A RT could save his life” https://t.co/B4rhkQlyrO — 79,405 likes · 2018-02-17 · on X
@mannyfidel (manny): https://t.co/2huMgcqSfl — 79,288 likes · 2018-03-27 · on X
@MlCHUUL (oncle m): If college being free for everyone would make a college education worthless you are blatantly admitting a college education exists to be a class gateway — 79,285 likes · 2017-11-14 · on X
@nsarmoredfrog (ArmoredFrog 🛡️🐸): You've heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for… https://t.co/gu9qxZFJFu — 78,154 likes · 2017-09-17 · on X
@netflix (Netflix): Nothing but respect for MY gold medalist https://t.co/tjhW1rSFni — 78,106 likes · 2018-02-13 · on X
@KarlNova (Kᗩᖇᒪ ᑎOᐯᗩ 🕶): Oprah Winfrey being interviewed around the time her show first started. I love what she said here. https://t.co/myTqtvq55P — 78,098 likes · 2017-11-19 · on X
@PattyJenks (Patty Jenkins): My producer just sent me this... ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! This makes every hard day worth it. Thank you to whomever wrote it!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/3DzIaMueIh — 78,062 likes · 2017-06-11 · on X
@antoniodelotero (antonio): *gets hit by a car* Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?" Me: "Please... I need my... phone" *opens Twitter* Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT" — 77,885 likes · 2016-02-09 · on X
@R1CHTHERESOURCE (R1CH JACK): This is what Kanye was tryna explain but he just came at it wrong. https://twitter.com/niecybonita/status/991758327993552896 — 77,884 likes · 2018-05-02 · on X
@KarlreMarks (Karl Sharro): The turning point of history has arrived https://t.co/lrZ5vepP8U — 77,681 likes · 2020-03-13 · on X
@Unkle_K (…): ‘My bills are overdue’ Twitter: just drink more water, drop toxic people, mind your business and look after your skin — 77,669 likes · 2018-03-14 · on X
@fentybeauty (Fenty Beauty): 😳😏😜 https://twitter.com/phourtykal/status/978477887564152833 — 77,429 likes · 2018-03-27 · on X
@ditzkoff (Dave Itzkoff): I tweeted this in July 2015, btw https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/623541014976962560 — 77,273 likes · 2017-05-15 · on X
@MarkKornblau (Mark Kornblau): Never imagined a day when I would think to myself, "it is beneath my dignity to respond to the President of the United States." — 76,433 likes · 2017-06-29 · on X
@madler9000 (Michael Adler): Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this. — 76,390 likes · 2016-11-14 · on X
@jon_snow_420 (im on the ither sight): god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety — 75,388 likes · 2015-10-28 · on X
@skyjongin (리지 ❤️): In a batch of 36, only one woman is part of Wuchang Institute of Technology's Mechanical Manufacturing graduating class. So instead of making her blend in, they chose to make her stand out for their class photos. 😂❤️ https://t.co/hLXjZaJBy5 — 75,199 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@jaketapper (Jake Tapper 🦅): For those stunned by the impropriety of openly questioning a president’s mental health, #TheresATweetForIt https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/522664117438775296 — 75,074 likes · 2018-01-07 · on X
@visceramami (⛓️ irene ⛓️): watching them have such candid discussions as a family, in an open and non-hostile environment is so beautiful https://twitter.com/itskary_/status/996073546299461632 — 74,187 likes · 2018-05-14 · on X
@OriginalSDM (𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 🌍): wuss poppin twitter, retweet to ruin a pineapple on pizza haters timeline https://t.co/cQvOkB7Wyl — 74,181 likes · 2017-01-29 · on X
@himelissahunter (Melissa Hunter): Transparent. Broad City. Fleabag. Insecure. Girls. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Jessica Jones. Difficult People. One Mississippi. UnReal. Orange is the New Black. Take My Wife. WOMEN HAVE BEEN HERE. WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON, THANKS. https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/929208314587578370 — 74,113 likes · 2017-11-14 · on X
@AoDespair (David Simon): BREAKING: The parents at my kid's Baltimore public school raised their own money to keep the school librarian. https://twitter.com/AP/status/949023128969252865 — 73,954 likes · 2018-01-07 · on X
@graphicAlexandr (Broccoli Heaux): Two Malaysian photographers, Daniel Adams and Catherhea, creates a campaign promoting the beauty of dark skinned Malaysians called Dark Skin is… it’s a project aiming to showcase dark skin in Malaysia, showcasing the beauty that melanin exudes. https://t.co/XYBL2WO2lU — 73,920 likes · 2020-05-24 · on X
@duumb (duumb): [wheel of fortune] me: id like to buy a vowel pat: arent u a millenial me: [sigh] id like to rent a vowel — 73,719 likes · 2017-07-07 · on X
@SeanaArrechaga (Seana): A prime example of personal photos being used against our wishes. I'm the living person in this photo. This guy got all those likes and retweets and I GUARANTEE he didn't know Ofren's name or story when he decided to use Ofren to make his point. #HONORourfallen https://twitter.com/dineshdsouza/status/912693875361374212 — 73,674 likes · 2018-01-05 · on X
@Mr_DrinksOnMe (Mr. Drinks On Me): Seen in a toy store in Austin, TX. https://t.co/bzcpCf5qLn — 73,243 likes · 2018-02-25 · on X
@zekNcashe (Young Black Jesus): bella hadid talk like a undercover cop 😂 https://t.co/ENtObBtRxs — 73,148 likes · 2017-10-05 · on X
@AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez): Right now Freshman members of Congress are at a “Bipartisan” orientation w/ briefings on issues. Invited panelists offer insights to inform new Congressmembers‘ views as they prepare to legislate. # of Corporate CEOs we’ve listened to here: 4 # of Labor leaders: 0 — 72,852 likes · 2018-12-06 · on X
@carterscottkidd (Carter Kidd): If you ever wondered it takes 1,367 licks to get to the middle and it takes 2,056 licks to finish the lollipop #Fuckyouowl 🍭 https://t.co/gEVF9b63Rq — 72,578 likes · 2017-11-16 · on X
@matthewchampion (Matthew Champion): the suspect was heavily armed — 72,301 likes · 2019-10-09 · on X
@notkosi (kosi): ...I think about how good this poem is at least twice a day. https://t.co/AhjH2S26yl — 72,189 likes · 2018-02-11 · on X
@figgled (Dee): Can we stop calling sexual assault a ‘sex scandal’? Like if a person stabs someone it’s not a ‘knife debacle’ — 71,988 likes · 2017-10-30 · on X
@ModelsFacts (MODELS): Anok Yai Oct. 22, 2017: Posted picture that went viral Oct. 31: Announced she signed with NEXT models Jan. 4: PRADA S/S 2018 campaign Jan. 15: Runway debut at PRADA's menswear Feb. 8: NIKE R.T. campaign Feb. 22: Opens PRADA. 1st black opener in 10 years All in FOUR months https://t.co/D1dZqQ0IN9 — 71,650 likes · 2018-02-23 · on X
@bambinasalina (salina): beware of destination addiction: The idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, or even with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it’ll never be where you are. — 70,774 likes · 2018-01-04 · on X
@ShopSpectrum (Spectrum Boutique): It’s a great day to wiggle 😎🌻🎷 https://t.co/Xbx5MwPgPZ — 70,638 likes · 2019-09-28 · on X
@AngelaHanks (Angela Hanks): *chef’s kiss* https://t.co/E5HCwsoibJ — 70,559 likes · 2018-01-09 · on X
@tyleroakley (tyler oakley): i've been reading a buncha tweets along the lines of, "i miss the old youtube!!" just wanna remind y'all that your faves are still here making good shit - if you miss it, click it!! viewers decide every day what "youtube culture" is by what they watch. so what are YOU watching?? — 70,196 likes · 2018-01-06 · on X
@AdamantxYves (Yves-Angeline): THE GOOD SIS PULLED HIS ACTUAL ANCESTOR'S CENSUS RECEIPTS OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/papayathebee/status/959249029069787136 — 70,022 likes · 2018-02-02 · on X
@_Flower_babe (🧚🏿‍♀️): She’s EVERYTHING https://t.co/9vcX7xNYOS — 70,014 likes · 2018-04-05 · on X
@EPrecipice (StressieBessie): When talking about our agendas for the day, I told my 5yo I was a little nervous about a meeting I have today. He said, “Mama, I am nervous all the time. I know what to do.” So friends, here is all the advice he could fit into the drive to school: — 69,427 likes · 2022-01-25 · on X
@fIeabcgs (anna): this gotta be my favorite one https://t.co/taKvVWliXc — 69,373 likes · 2017-08-25 · on X
@kennyg (Kenny G): I'm a ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 G Looking for: ⚪️ A Relationship ⚪️ Casual Sax 🔘 Serious Sax — 69,282 likes · 2017-08-20 · on X
@MelissaBowers_ (Melissa Bowers): My husband told me I write in “long gazes and furious bursts.” When I asked what that meant, he did...this. Also, please note the backspacing segment in which I apparently delete most of what I’ve just drafted. #amwriting #amediting #writingcommunity https://t.co/WcyIVAXfGA — 68,300 likes · 2019-03-25 · on X
@MannyAwo (Emmanuel Awoyelu): I’ve never seen so much poo in my life — 68,041 likes · 2020-07-11 · on X
@DocHallPhD (Doc Hall): I'm not appreciated enough. Saw this bread and not one person laughed when I said "dat ass dough". https://t.co/4F4sbkMy0u — 67,634 likes · 2017-07-10 · on X
@SketchesbyBoze (Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️): Stephen King: what if there was an *evil* clown Mary Shelley: what if a corpse came to life Edgar Allan Poe: oh no a bird!!! — 67,581 likes · 2018-04-24 · on X
@AnthonyHopkins (Anthony Hopkins): Happy Sunday 😻 https://t.co/QPP9wCp32Z — 67,431 likes · 2019-09-22 · on X
@LibyaLiberty (Hend Amry): Ibtihaj represented the United States of America at the Olympics and brought home a medal, elevating the status of the nation on a global stage. So please never tell me the problem is lack of assimilation or shared values. The problem is bigotry & hate. https://t.co/vt5oIGiwOs — 66,703 likes · 2017-11-20 · on X
@zarahsultana (Zarah Sultana MP): Again, I'm blown away by @IlhanMN. Watch how she calls out Islamophobic questioning where Muslim politicians are held to a different standard & are expected to condemn every act of extremism to prove their humanity. 👏🏽 An experience familiar to us all. https://t.co/shiIfBs3MC — 66,426 likes · 2019-07-23 · on X
@NathanZed (nathan zed): I loved Black Panther but it doesn’t even matter if I liked it it’s about the KIDS bruh I just kept thinking about all the kids who’d grow up watching black panther 100 times the same way I watched that first Spider-Man movie — 66,357 likes · 2018-02-16 · on X
@LibyaLiberty (Hend Amry): CAN I GET AN ALLAHU AKBAR https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/890260758050856961 — 66,336 likes · 2017-07-26 · on X
@extremefriday (Dr. Anna Haensch): At the local deli. What could have happened to make them put up that sign?? https://t.co/7BzPNjFm1L — 65,997 likes · 2017-06-14 · on X
@shutupmaeve (maeve ⋆): say it ain't so, i will not go turn the lights off, carry me home https://t.co/yIeTBvrwQF — 65,719 likes · 2018-03-05 · on X
@music2miiears (Auntie Mia): We don’t measure seasonings. We just sprinkle and shake til the spirit of our grandmothers passed whispers “Stop” in our hearts and minds. — 64,977 likes · 2017-11-22 · on X
@yashar (Yashar Ali 🐘): When @Oprah appeared on Ellen's coming out episode in 1997, she got more hate mail than any other time in her career I'll never forget this moment on her show when an audience member said she shouldn't have appeared on Ellen's coming out episode This was 22 years ago... https://t.co/cvqUPR7Xcw — 64,734 likes · 2019-06-05 · on X
@MsTiffanyBender (YungFever): me getting older, realizing not everything warrants a response. https://t.co/Ok2MkZPYXE — 64,278 likes · 2017-08-05 · on X
@Mikel_Jollett (Mikel Jollett): Breitbart praises Melania Trump for wearing a $51,000 dress. They criticized Michelle Obama for wearing a $3,200 dress. I wonder why? https://t.co/hnBjnHc6tQ — 64,227 likes · 2017-05-26 · on X
@hoennzollern (Christmas Zaku@New Jersey daiyo): When your custom character is in a cutscene https://t.co/mMmUJGsnvD — 64,036 likes · 2017-06-09 · on X
@FizzySodaWave (pikachu stole my credit card and called me a bitch): This post is sending me to another dimension https://t.co/IrsefAUNFP — 63,843 likes · 2019-01-20 · on X
@johnlegend (John Legend): I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative https://twitter.com/gattotony/status/755456206093873152 — 63,644 likes · 2016-07-19 · on X
@mvshx (🧸): cleansing your timleine of all this unnecessary hate and negativity. https://t.co/XfvhVlIsjX — 63,372 likes · 2018-06-18 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): It begins ... https://twitter.com/verge/status/904628400748421122 — 63,247 likes · 2017-09-04 · on X
@RanveerOfficial (Ranveer Singh): https://t.co/Ja3KBUPTVE — 62,324 likes · 2018-12-01 · on X
@josefkenny (josef): i present to you all. my latest masterwork: the ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME https://t.co/JdxBjC2LmE — 62,061 likes · 2018-03-16 · on X
@angelloviiie (𝓩): How are uncles able to do this much cardio, but can’t make themselves tea — 61,925 likes · 2018-11-20 · on X
@larimah (Lesley Nneka Arimah): Thank you for your cervix https://twitter.com/ohnoshetwitnt/status/998357146034147328 — 61,912 likes · 2018-05-22 · on X
@MiraVylash (Vylash (Young and Bitter)): imagine seeing the words "no more nazis" and reacting like this https://t.co/5L9b8CPm3s — 61,220 likes · 2017-10-06 · on X
@jrmaidment (Jack Maidment): Macron walks directly towards Trump, swerves at the last second to greet Angela Merkel first instead. Spectacular. https://twitter.com/emmanuelmacron/status/867807337364500480 — 61,096 likes · 2017-05-25 · on X
@ALeeStudios (Alexandra 🔜 #c2e2): Today is my Grandma's birthday & with that the first day of my personal project.This project is to create fantasy portraits of my loved ones starting with my Grandma. This was her very first photo shoot, thanks to patreon. You can see the full set here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/snow-queen-16509363 https://t.co/8iTzw0fViK — 61,040 likes · 2018-01-23 · on X
@Bolanle_aa (Goddess): My grandma is 80 today and she's such a beauty and oh that's four generations picture 😍😍 https://t.co/yRPSKQKUAK — 60,246 likes · 2017-12-23 · on X
@mic (Mic): .@HBO's Insecure has mastered the cinematographic art of properly lighting black faces #HBOInsecure https://t.co/LdHH7oJDf5 — 59,692 likes · 2017-09-11 · on X
@JeremyAllenMoss (Jeremy Moss): I literally never want to hear again that LGBT people in the bathroom are a threat to public safety. — 59,164 likes · 2016-06-12 · on X
@FactionToo (Rob): Happy Commonwealth Day to 2.435 billion people bound together by a dream of getting their stuff back from the British Museum. 🇮🇳🇵🇰🇳🇬🇧🇩🇿🇦🇹🇿🇰🇪🇨🇦🇺🇬🇲🇾🇬🇭🇲🇿🇦🇺🇨🇲🇱🇰🇲🇼🇿🇲🇷🇼🇵🇬🇸🇱🇸🇬🇳🇿🇯🇲🇳🇦🇧🇼🇱🇸🇹🇹🇲🇺 — 59,040 likes · 2018-03-12 · on X
@sazza_jay (sarah 🇵🇸): 'Justin bieber fan' is a hell of a euphemism for 'white terrorist' https://twitter.com/dailymirror/status/894597948557938689 — 59,009 likes · 2017-08-09 · on X
@fionalongmuir (Fiona Longmuir // Freya's Gold is out now!): Aged 25, I've suddenly realised a Bugs Life is about workers seeing that they outnumber the bourgeoisie and seizing the means of production. — 58,878 likes · 2017-10-22 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): Hats sold out, flamethrowers soon! — 58,764 likes · 2017-12-24 · on X
@portiaderossi (Portia de Rossi): My final audition for a Steven Segal movie took place in his office. He told me how important it was to have chemistry off-screen as he sat me down and unzipped his leather pants. I️ ran out and called my agent. Unfazed, she replied, “well, I didn’t know if he was your type.” — 58,410 likes · 2017-11-08 · on X
@dajjrambo (𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢): My daughter and her grandad had a tea party today and this man even put a suit jacket on for her lmao 😩. https://t.co/DkN1qeMTAJ — 58,381 likes · 2017-12-30 · on X
@bambinasalina (salina): lmfaooo this is literally what it’s like being a black woman https://twitter.com/blaquepink/status/933538086948139008 — 58,342 likes · 2017-11-23 · on X
@DjurdjijaJevtic (Georgia Yevtich): “When you look at the culture with men not holding other men accountable, it turns into something that no one wants: A community that totally looks the other way while men, women, and children are being raped." Thank goodness for Terry Crews. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1011640501085327360 — 57,918 likes · 2018-06-26 · on X
@ojenabosi (OJ): Y’all really want us to believe a dude named Tutankhamun had a white Mom.. https://twitter.com/todayshow/status/960510299941023745 — 57,894 likes · 2018-02-05 · on X
@brenankeller (Brenan Keller): A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. — 57,825 likes · 2018-11-30 · on X
@artsimmys (sam): Tom Holland is visiting children in hospitals just to put a smile on their faces. He is literally THE spiderman https://t.co/yqN0AHsLRj — 57,681 likes · 2018-05-10 · on X
@PeteOtway (Pete Otway): Well Lauren’s a blithering idiot then, isn’t she? https://t.co/2uAAp87TTK — 57,231 likes · 2017-12-31 · on X
@tomgara (Tom Gara): My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" — 57,204 likes · 2017-05-06 · on X
@dog_rates (WeRateDogs): This is Zoey. She really likes the planet. Would hate to see willful ignorance and the denial of fairly elemental science destroy it. 13/10 https://t.co/T1xlgaPujm — 57,140 likes · 2017-06-01 · on X
@common (COMMON): That time when this young unknown artist opened for Rick James. Please look at what he wrote in the "position" section. #HeKnew #tbt https://t.co/vMljMGYLdi — 56,168 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@Mikel_Jollett (Mikel Jollett): PEPSI: We made the biggest PR blunder of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer. — 55,980 likes · 2017-04-10 · on X
@karenmcgrane (Karen McGrane): All I want in life is for BBC Interview girl and Library of Congress girl to team up and solve mysteries https://t.co/yQ9zOFeRv7 — 55,428 likes · 2017-03-15 · on X
@mercurysdyke (daisy 🐇): Marsha P Johnson's body was found in the hudson river 25 years ago today, she's a massive part of queer history so here's a thread about her https://t.co/g9cnkW4IRf — 55,103 likes · 2017-07-06 · on X
@bonerman_inc (Jorkin B. Peanitson): hey @mcdonalds i ordered a sundae but instead you gave me the souls of the damned, did i have to pay extra for this http://t.co/Ga7ZVaNSZB — 54,959 likes · 2015-01-10 · on X
@sug_knight (The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank): Noooo don’t go gentle into that good night your so sexy aha — 54,786 likes · 2019-08-05 · on X
@shannonrwatts (Shannon Watts): You misspelled "Mayweather is a serial batterer of women with 7 assaults resulting in arrest/citations plus police calls without charges." https://twitter.com/sinow/status/908428440512196609 — 54,533 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@Citylajobs (City of Los Angeles - Jobs): https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/lacity/jobs/1884407/graphics-designer-1670 https://t.co/At6GOD6MP5 — 54,473 likes · 2018-01-18 · on X
@Ongiel (Jan Angelo): avril-lavigne-girlfriend-feat-lil-mama.mp3 fergie_-_big_girls_dont_cry.mp3 smack_that_-_akon_ft_eminem.mp3 take-a-bow-rihanna.mp3 Boys_Like_Girls_-_The_Great_Escape.mp3 snow-patrol-chasing-cars.mp3 Touch_My_Body.mp3 How-To-Save-a-Life.mp3 THNKS_FR_TH_MMRS.wav https://twitter.com/JAYLALAREINA/status/874624539023552512 — 54,429 likes · 2017-12-13 · on X
@iKunaal (Gentle Giant): This app 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/SEoi9hqOIT — 54,427 likes · 2019-01-08 · on X
@dubstep4dads (eric curtin): https://t.co/f7W9ilJjK3 — 54,181 likes · 2017-01-18 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): The enemy of my enemy is myself https://twitter.com/robertwiblin/status/1008148499433738240 — 53,622 likes · 2018-06-17 · on X
@dykedotorg (welcome to clown town): everything keeps happening all the time https://t.co/96v5IGgwhC — 53,358 likes · 2019-11-22 · on X
@japaninpics (日本): Mt. Fuji vs Clouds https://t.co/xAxdleU6vm — 53,139 likes · 2018-01-27 · on X
@keeeeeenz (M🐉): They really did just open the gates of hell https://twitter.com/universitycoop/status/765945953471700992/video/1 — 52,695 likes · 2016-08-18 · on X
@DrPizzaStone (Alan): https://t.co/oR01it8qe1 — 52,546 likes · 2018-01-04 · on X
@100percentclass (Caitl "Pigeon" Light | Free Palestine): Twitter was trying to introduce a news story but instead it looks like this shark is having an existential crisis https://t.co/aMjDcWob73 — 51,947 likes · 2017-08-23 · on X
@tinybaby (tinybaby): tumblr wiped out $1,097,000,000 in value by making hoeing illegal. a cautionary tale — 51,611 likes · 2019-08-12 · on X
@Phil_Lewis_ (philip lewis): Sometimes RTs aren't agreement. Sometimes they are: http://t.co/tNW5Ryn2aV — 51,366 likes · 2015-09-12 · on X
@mznewman (Michael Newman mznewman.bsky.social): Could not have predicted 20 years ago that browsing in a bookstore in 2017, I’d see a vinyl LP soundtrack to a TV show about cassette tapes you can only watch using the internet. https://t.co/jWiidLuOHe — 50,687 likes · 2017-11-11 · on X
@MattBellassai (Matt Bellassai): every time i reply to an e-mail, i sound like a civil war widow: "Apologies for the slow reply. 'Twas a long and trying winter and life has been naught but a constant chain of struggle and despair. Please excuse my idleness during these troubled times..." — 50,089 likes · 2018-02-12 · on X
@DickKingSmith (Dick King-Smith HQ): Witness a hunter so poised, so deadly, that nothing can escape its merciless attack. https://t.co/KxPlJ6ehYg — 50,080 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@tonyposnanski (Tony Posnanski): These images are from CNN and MSNBC. These are literally pictures the media showed you. https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/904132844397752322 — 49,977 likes · 2017-09-03 · on X
@AlecLuhn (Alec Luhn): Life imitates art https://t.co/UfQWC7gCME — 49,428 likes · 2017-07-07 · on X
@DamienERNST1 (Damien ERNST): Who said that windmills were not useful when there was no wind? https://t.co/W5D7QvnRFD — 49,418 likes · 2017-06-24 · on X
@samsanders (Sam Sanders): Twitter is very nice some days https://t.co/DqFFnRN7Zj — 48,757 likes · 2018-01-11 · on X
@nevona (nevona): someone has been replacing the NYC MTA ads with their own way more subversive (and subtle) versions https://t.co/cXtfVn3UfV — 48,356 likes · 2017-09-07 · on X
@RichardDawkins (Richard Dawkins): Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean? — 48,131 likes · 2013-10-13 · on X
@RichardDawkins (Richard Dawkins): Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean? — 48,131 likes · 2013-10-13 · on X
@aliciaaclarkex (aliciaaa 🦋): ahahahahahahahahaha the youngest in the family teaching the oldest in the family how “kids dance these days” she’s actual disgusted ahahahaha https://t.co/tfiZxqq6Jv — 47,999 likes · 2019-04-13 · on X
@TechnicallyRon (TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)): In all fairness Brits probably don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work. — 47,793 likes · 2017-11-23 · on X
@irishrygirl (Irishrygirl): Nothing says true Christian like cheating on wife #1 and getting wife #2 pregnant while still married to #1, then cheating on #2 with wife #3. Cheating with pornstars while wife #3 is home with a newborn. Praise be to God!!! But damn those gays — 47,781 likes · 2018-01-24 · on X
@karenyhan (karen han): in tears over the hope-themed september issue of vogue korea, which features eight women, all in their 90s and 100s, who live in korea's countryside and are "as beautiful as flowers" 😭💐💖 http://www.vogue.co.kr/2020/08/26/%EA%BD%83%EC%B2%98%EB%9F%BC-%EA%B3%B1%EB%94%94%EA%B3%A0%EC%9A%B4-%EC%9A%B0%EB%A6%AC-%ED%95%A0%EB%A8%B8%EB%8B%88%EB%A5%BC-%EC%86%8C%EA%B0%9C%ED%95%A9%EB%8B%88%EB%8B%A4/ https://t.co/HKAmjw5dKh — 47,478 likes · 2020-09-03 · on X
@BrandyLJensen (Brandy Jensen): It genuinely doesn't occur to these guys that you could put up statues of black people https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/898243087545323521 — 47,468 likes · 2017-08-18 · on X
@dalecheesman4 (DÆ ⭕): My grandma has worn the same shirt with red, white, blue, and stars to celebrate the 4th of July for more than 25 years. Every year, she wears the exact same shirt. Thanks to the #WorldCup we finally noticed it's the Panama Flag. Over 25 years of treason. https://t.co/j9sLoWo9QY — 47,451 likes · 2018-07-02 · on X
@bluebirdcocaine (sam): european mutuals this is the equivalent of how big the australian fires are https://t.co/NgVUPBManv — 47,403 likes · 2019-12-30 · on X
@ymscientist (Yvonne Mburu): Interviewer: Are your books read in Nigeria? Chimamanda: Yes Interviewer: Do they have libraries in Nigeria? Chimamanda: I think it reflects poorly on France that you asked that question #LaNuitDesIdees — 47,297 likes · 2018-01-25 · on X
@AnnaKendrick47 (Anna Kendrick): For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole. — 47,217 likes · 2013-09-02 · on X
@SRuhle (Stephanie Ruhle): If birth control promotes “risky sexual behavior”, do seat belts promote drag racing? — 47,211 likes · 2017-10-07 · on X
@hemantmehta (Hemant Mehta): Act like Jesus. https://twitter.com/almightygod/status/937363703502123009 — 47,093 likes · 2017-12-03 · on X
@chrs00 (Chris): Timberland not fucking about when it comes to capturing the millennial market. https://t.co/TAfXB7yESj — 46,960 likes · 2017-10-19 · on X
@geoff_yang (Geoff Yang): Ummm. This is @geoff_yang and I am NOT running for President. — 46,901 likes · 2020-01-06 · on X
@AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez): Our “bipartisan” Congressional orientation is cohosted by a corporate lobbyist group. Other members have quietly expressed to me their concern that this wasn’t told to us in advance. Lobbyists are here. Goldman Sachs is here. Where‘s labor? Activists?Frontline community leaders? — 46,813 likes · 2018-12-06 · on X
@mattmfm (Matt McDermott): One day after a dog died in an overhead bin and Republicans demand regulation that'll prevent it from happening again. Meanwhile, six years and 7,000 kids dead from gun violence since Sandy Hook and Republicans refuse any regulation that'll prevent it from happening again. https://twitter.com/senjohnkennedy/status/974034677416722434 — 46,737 likes · 2018-03-15 · on X
@CharlemagnumPI (🚩Dan Credentials🚩): I really hate the phrase "flipping burgers." A better way to describe food service work is "being on your feet for hours at a time in a hot busy kitchen where everything you do is monitored and timed." — 46,420 likes · 2018-05-22 · on X
@PamelasRageLove (whatsername🏳️‍🌈🇨🇴 ||-//): My favorite picture EVER of someone bringing a dog "in a bag" on the subway 😂😂 https://t.co/4PTUNofv68 — 46,208 likes · 2017-06-07 · on X
@simran (Simran Jeet Singh): sikh halloween costumes https://t.co/9DZTxxUsXZ — 46,173 likes · 2017-10-31 · on X
@MuhammadLila (Muhammad Lila): Chills. In Germany, a fan hurled racist slurs towards Leroy Kwadwo, a Ghanian football player. When other fans saw it, they alerted security, who escorted the man out. Then, as opposing players came to hug Kwadwo, the entire stadium stood up and chanted "Nazis Out!" https://t.co/FHQP9Pe18J — 46,076 likes · 2020-02-15 · on X
@VICENews (VICE News): TFW you're listening to Sean Spicer https://t.co/pSKuxDA6kv — 45,972 likes · 2017-06-03 · on X
@EvanHandler (Evan Handler): This is for all those who tell me I'm too negative, and never post anything positive. Feast your eyes on this gorgeousness... https://t.co/REKjjVUIRu — 45,585 likes · 2018-03-02 · on X
@RanSheeran (ran): This paper below was our final exam in philosophy. It turned out to be the most difficult exam that I will take, for it ends when we die. The point is that no matter how difficult life is, please make life less difficult for others. We need more teachers like her. https://t.co/Inv3SNr2yH — 45,559 likes · 2018-03-10 · on X
@DoubleEmMartin (Melissa Martin): behind every serial killer, is a woman who is definitely at fault somehow for not wanting to date the type of guy who turned out to be a serial killer https://t.co/fdgHJYMQfG — 45,440 likes · 2018-04-29 · on X
@JuddLegum (Judd Legum): She actually went to the U.N. to call for action against genocide and mass rape https://twitter.com/TIME/status/840004347337551877 — 44,969 likes · 2017-03-10 · on X
@nowthisimpact (NowThis Impact): Body cam footage caught police planting cocaine on a Black suspect https://t.co/Wv7zNazmuk — 44,885 likes · 2017-11-18 · on X
@elatedempress (Joyce Osaile): Stop shrinking yourself to fit places you’ve outgrown — 44,686 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@UweBollocks (Big Supernaturals): This has been an incredible year in regards to "pictures of the worst people on earth near tears because they didn't get to kill the poor" https://t.co/X7KkaWRsJA — 44,638 likes · 2017-07-18 · on X
@jemelehill (Jemele Hill): A quote that will make you cringe from Texans owners Bob McNair, re: anthem protests: “We can't have the inmates running the prison.” — 44,555 likes · 2017-10-27 · on X
@hellophia (Sophia Foster-Dimino): While leaving SDCC today I witnessed a Mercy rescuing a Reaper who got his cloak caught in the escalator https://t.co/MS44CyINjT — 44,534 likes · 2018-07-22 · on X
@MuseZack (Zack Stentz): Reminder that the Los Angeles federal courthouse has a statue of Abraham Lincoln where he's a shirtless young stud suggestively tugging at his waistband like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model: https://t.co/32bjqEERYi — 44,407 likes · 2019-02-20 · on X
@gilbertjasono (Jason O. Gilbert): Uber is going to choose a new CEO in 4 minutes. Now 5 minutes. Shit now it’s 11 minutes away, why is it going in the opposite direction — 44,330 likes · 2017-06-21 · on X
@AyeshaASiddiqi (Ayesha A. Siddiqi): heterosexual women in relationships https://t.co/vMfi5Aswrz — 44,176 likes · 2017-12-09 · on X
@wheelswordsmith (wheels): i am a millennial and i paid off my own home all i did was eat out less cut down on social drinking take a role on the board of directors of my uncle's investment banking corporation and inherit a duchy as a landed son of my father the king if i can do it anyone can do it — 44,097 likes · 2017-12-06 · on X
@taijakerr (Goddess of thee Ocean 🌊): Aloha I’m Taija, 23, this year all of my insecurities brought me the biggest opportunity of my life. I am the FIRST Afro-Hawaiian Women to be displayed on a beauty campaign. Mahalo @sephora ➿ https://t.co/wpdcZ5qCnS — 43,954 likes · 2017-12-13 · on X
@AkiyoshiKitaoka (Akiyoshi Kitaoka): A demo of lightness perception https://t.co/BSVpgcuIw1 — 43,834 likes · 2018-08-12 · on X
@keithboykin (Keith Boykin): One Diversity Visa entry in 27 years commits a crime and we must change our laws swiftly, but 33,000 gun deaths each year and we do nothing. — 42,798 likes · 2017-11-01 · on X
@shannonrwatts (Shannon Watts): It’s easy to forget in 2019, but the whole point of living in a human body is to be kind and to love one another. https://t.co/XEHdTvrzuM — 42,521 likes · 2019-03-17 · on X
@giftricezw (Tornicles Talks): At The Embassy For Visa Interview, this is what happened Officer: Where to in the US? Me: San Jose Officer: It's pronounced as San Hosey J is pronounced as H in the US. Me: Oh, okay! Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US Me: from Hanuary to hune or huly — 42,429 likes · 2017-12-17 · on X
@MariaLaikWrites (Yes, still wear a mask even if vaccinated): Firefox has encountered a windows error — 42,266 likes · 2019-10-23 · on X
@fionalongmuir (Fiona Longmuir // Freya's Gold is out now!): Wow, the new royal baby is woke. https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/988789305458950144 — 42,190 likes · 2018-04-24 · on X
@Thinkwert (Thinkwert): My twin daughters turn seven next month. Each April, I take a backwards photo holding them. 2016. https://t.co/7kp1VYSn9A — 41,896 likes · 2022-04-13 · on X
@darrenrovell (Darren Rovell): 10 years ago: A 9-year-old named Katie Ledecky gets an autograph from Michael Phelps (Credit: Ledecky Family) https://t.co/oOOPns5mor — 41,522 likes · 2016-08-10 · on X
@chesterjonesjnr (cj): Da gal yah goooddd eeeehhhh no sah! Weh she did deh! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 https://t.co/GI4HxTcoYb — 41,130 likes · 2019-03-29 · on X
@chrisgeidner (Chris “Law Dork” Geidner): This was a ... ride. https://t.co/09okTElwuf — 40,974 likes · 2017-06-26 · on X
@KateAronoff (Kate Aronoff): If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you — 40,931 likes · 2019-01-19 · on X
@TheGingerarchy (Liz Finnegan): Sometimes Twitter is really good https://t.co/CPMfWJ2O6Z — 40,897 likes · 2018-05-04 · on X
@NotAltWorld (NOT ALT WORLD): An American government that ignores science to pursue ideological & corporate agendas endangers the world, now, and for future generations. — 40,878 likes · 2017-01-25 · on X
@mathewrodriguez (𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉): did no one ask the bottom church officials? https://t.co/kl1WsWqiKm — 40,764 likes · 2017-07-12 · on X
@FPWellman (Fred Wellman): That's weird. I was born in 1965 and did 4 combat tours starting at 26 in Desert Storm. https://twitter.com/johnjhudak/status/888466858130776069 — 40,606 likes · 2017-07-21 · on X
@FroMoxie (Niki): Misogyny? In MY racism? Wowwww https://twitter.com/salon/status/937753422895382530 — 40,510 likes · 2017-12-05 · on X
@realDonaldTrump (Donald J. Trump): Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs. — 40,342 likes · 2016-06-14 · on X
@jamescullen123 (James Cullen): For those that are interested. These are all the fonts used on the classic Huy Fong Sriracha Hot Sauce bottle. https://t.co/eYWyNbDXJE — 40,311 likes · 2018-02-22 · on X
@shannonrwatts (Shannon Watts): "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them," Margaret Atwood https://twitter.com/cnn/status/903916691297579008 — 40,268 likes · 2017-09-03 · on X
@DannyDeVito (Danny DeVito): Yo bitches — 40,256 likes · 2013-07-21 · on X
@anssyakir (Ted): Can you get pregnant sitting on your boyfriend's lap ? For those who are wondering, the answer is yes, 100% 😳😳😳 Heres how HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/Pt1GQvKv6m — 40,037 likes · 2019-06-21 · on X
@lockwooddewitt (Lockwood DeWitt): The reality is, a vanilla soy latte is a type of three-bean soup. — 39,974 likes · 2017-08-08 · on X
@_bariiii (Bari): When the custodian just mopped and you trying to be respectful https://t.co/0OQbKYcQLF — 39,941 likes · 2018-05-22 · on X
@drphiliplee1 (Dr Philip Lee): Thanks for asking Abby, tachycardia may be physiological, to compensate for a low blood volume, or an adrenergic response to an external stimulus. But it can also be due to primary pathologies of the heart, such as ventricular tachycardia, or accessory pathways. — 39,934 likes · 2019-11-09 · on X
@jarry (JARRY LEE): [commercial for twitter] hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry — 39,913 likes · 2017-05-23 · on X
@HayekandHockey (Purple Monkey Dishwasher): Old Twitter vs New Twitter https://t.co/0kDh9qOEoY — 39,867 likes · 2017-06-15 · on X
@TwoPaddocks (Sam Neill): HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on two continents over what (seemed like) five years , this profound and heartbreakingly candid insight into Modern Life will shake you to the core (Pilates 101) https://t.co/aVXCfvAyfd — 39,777 likes · 2020-05-23 · on X
@jowrotethis (Joanna Robinson): #BlackPanther might be the best movie I’ve seen all year but this is second best. https://t.co/QIWZlxvgkS — 39,590 likes · 2018-02-16 · on X
@dusttodigital (Dust-to-Digital): Remembering gospel pioneer Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born 104 years ago. When asked about music in the 1960s, she said, “Oh, these kids and rock & roll — that is just sped up rhythm & blues. I've been doing that forever.“ In 2018, she was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. https://t.co/VtSSiM1db6 — 39,515 likes · 2019-03-20 · on X
@spacetwinks (Colin Spacetwinks): doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown — 39,486 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@spacetwinks (Colin Spacetwinks): doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown — 39,486 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@spacetwinks (Colin Spacetwinks): doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown — 39,486 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@gertrudeprkns (Gertrude Perkins ☄): You: Look at Bruegel's skill with the oils, his confident brush strokes. See how he captures the foibles of Dutch peasant life in such detail Me, an intellectual: ha ha runy eg https://t.co/L2NWmABSFz — 39,467 likes · 2017-12-12 · on X
@LamaanLatheef (Lam’aan Latheef): My friend wanted to order water and the delivery guy was asking for her address, “add pls”. She thought it meant add the WORD “please”. I’m crying 😂😂 https://t.co/UY7zgQQ5Lw — 39,092 likes · 2018-07-10 · on X
@MerriamWebster (Merriam-Webster): 📈A fact is a piece of information presented as having objective reality. https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-trend-watch/conway-alternative-facts-20170122 — 38,959 likes · 2017-01-22 · on X
@UrgyenB (Urgyen): So my uncle Wangchuk is a traditional Tibetan artist and he made this Tibetan thangka version of the cat meme. #Catmeme #WomanYellingAtCat #Tibetan #Thangka #Art https://t.co/Pyvha7Ahwo — 38,920 likes · 2020-01-23 · on X
@dubstep4dads (eric curtin): facebook: Happy Halloween everyone ! 😀 twitter: happy halloween lol youtuber: Theres A Ghost In My House And He Tried To Eat My Ass ???? (Not Clickbait) — 38,903 likes · 2017-10-30 · on X
@adamjohnsonCHI (Adam Johnson): i see we've moved on to the "harvesting the blood of the poor" stage of late capitalism https://t.co/ssOf8xBtUp — 38,857 likes · 2017-01-14 · on X
@markedly (♥mark magark♥): Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason — 38,576 likes · 2016-05-13 · on X
@nushrahhh (Nush): Worked with a Hispanic patient named Biryani and I asked her mom why she named her that and she said when she was pregnant her Muslim neighbors would always give them biryani and she loved it sm she named her daughter that Same — 38,569 likes · 2018-06-30 · on X
@seraph76 (Christopher Caldwell): They had a fish admiral. https://twitter.com/amazonheroicon/status/1008424212275572736 — 38,473 likes · 2018-06-27 · on X
@SanditonCoffee (Sanditon Coffee): We just received a DM that just said "Wanna fuck?" and then a link. We cannot fuck anybody. We are a coffee shop. — 38,369 likes · 2013-05-13 · on X
@jonnysun (jonny sun): CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy] — 38,285 likes · 2016-02-28 · on X
@kellylynndavis (Kelly Davis): Holy shit. Jan. 21 — July 21. Someone get me on a plane to Vegas. https://twitter.com/kellylynndavis/status/823052503138779140 — 38,165 likes · 2017-07-21 · on X
@selenvacarter (Selena Carter): I read somewhere that how you speak to your children becomes their inner voice. I can not stress how crucial this is. — 38,139 likes · 2016-12-22 · on X
@SNCKPCK (SNCKPCK ★彡): the saddest thing in life is meeting someone you connect with immediately then realizing you will never ever see them again https://t.co/V01K59Uc0Y — 38,073 likes · 2016-12-18 · on X
@realsambee (Samantha Bee): Shouldn't #TedCruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term? — 38,040 likes · 2016-05-04 · on X
@ashleyfeinberg (Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social)): lmaooooooooo https://t.co/IsvQN873kJ — 38,037 likes · 2018-03-10 · on X
@IanYorston (@IanYorston): Someone did this. I am in awe. https://t.co/UjPsElezAW — 38,011 likes · 2018-03-04 · on X
@KyleBunk (Kyle Bunk): Mercy pixel art https://t.co/Q5fwaCW6IN — 37,911 likes · 2018-03-10 · on X
@thebadbucket (conner has been betrayed by The Moon): train engines with exploded boilers https://t.co/MGoOw4OlIl — 37,783 likes · 2020-05-13 · on X
@GeorgeLakoff (George Lakoff): Trump uses social media as a weapon to control the news cycle. It works like a charm. His tweets are tactical rather than substantive. They mostly fall into one of these four categories. https://t.co/XaK8tCpRy6 — 37,775 likes · 2018-01-03 · on X
@officialmcafee (John McAfee): Getting subtle messages from U.S. officials saying, in effect: "We're coming for you McAfee! We're going to kill yourself". I got a tattoo today just in case. If I suicide myself, I didn't. I was whackd. Check my right arm. $WHACKD available only on http://McAfeedex.com:) https://t.co/rJ0Vi2Hpjj — 37,670 likes · 2019-11-30 · on X
@Lextremist (alexis): My grandpa married his current wife, Janet, ~10 years ago. They are both 90+ years old. On video chat a few days ago: Grandpa: You know, Janet and I are 14th cousins. Janet *most deadpan*: That's why we decided not to have children. Grandpa *nods soberly* — 37,625 likes · 2019-06-02 · on X
@MomoUhOh (✨Momo Pixel✨): So I made a game cause I got tired of women putting their hands in my hair. 🤷 http://www.hairnah.com #donttouchmyhair #hairnah https://t.co/9wsvIHbEMe — 37,492 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@FINALLEVEL (ICE T): Being positive REALLY bothers negative people... lol. — 37,447 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@james____leong (James): DOLLAR STORE CHALLENGE | 02.25.18 https://t.co/BdK6WgvEvT — 37,433 likes · 2018-02-26 · on X
@DouxDux (Judith): I see a lot of men commenting that they don't think the judge in the Nasser trial should've shown how odious and unrepentant she finds Nasser. Gentlemen, go sit in a criminal courtroom for a day and then tell me if you find the tone of her comments out of step. They're not. — 37,372 likes · 2018-01-24 · on X
@jamster83 (JR): Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it. http://t.co/YZWLJGtQUG — 37,336 likes · 2014-01-03 · on X
@kyalbr (kyle alex brett): The art film--Moonlight. The thriller--Get Out. The blockbuster--Black Panther. Three distinct watershed and water cooler movies about race. I wonder what media company is going to host a fireside chat with them so I can spend $100 on a ticket. https://t.co/0ZpBCrMmwf — 37,142 likes · 2018-02-17 · on X
@IAMLenaHeadey (lena headey): https://t.co/WYoKqSOcWn — 36,910 likes · 2017-11-11 · on X
@RoKhanna (Ro Khanna): In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages. https://t.co/TlLYGezmv6 — 36,873 likes · 2017-10-27 · on X
@ValaAfshar (Vala Afshar): Bank loan officer: why are you borrowing money, and what is your product name? Entrepreneur: I want to make cows happy, and the name of my product is 'happy cow' 🐮 Bank loan officer: let's do this! https://t.co/VQbG9fAMy7 — 36,664 likes · 2017-12-09 · on X
@uibyricky (Ricky Segura): Someone's been waiting their whole life to write this headline and you know it — 36,355 likes · 2018-11-24 · on X
@bobvulfov (Bob Vulfov): [queer eye] jonathan: a little lip scrub goes a long way antoni: hummus is the guacamole of the middle east tan: try wearing a short sleeve shirt with a collar karamo: look in the mirror and say something u like about urself bobby: i have built u a brand new house from scratch — 36,347 likes · 2018-03-02 · on X
@abutler04 (Equity Equality Diversity & Inclusion): "The saddest part of 2016 was learning how many ppl believe the worst rumors about a woman & ignore the worst facts about a man." -Anonymous — 36,275 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@FeelingFisky (emotional support creampie): Today's the 125th anniversary of the overthrow of Hawaiʻi's Queen Liliʻuoukalani. Like the vast majority of people, I was never taught in school how and why exactly Hawaiʻi became a state of the U.S., so I'm gonna do a thread on this chapter of Hawaiian history. — 36,271 likes · 2018-01-17 · on X
@averyawkwardboy (vio): Me looking for my metro card https://t.co/ZGj5z4EwwC — 36,218 likes · 2017-11-23 · on X
@DVSblast (DVS): protesting is unamerican. this country was founded by us hugging & kissing an oppressive regime until it died from smiling too much — 36,050 likes · 2017-01-20 · on X
@rihanna (Rihanna): I touched the cup, held the cup, kissed the cup, took a selfie wit the cup!!! I meeeaan...... what is YO bucket list looking like bruh? — 35,651 likes · 2014-07-14 · on X
@TrulyTafakari (Dara T. Mathis): Daughters are not spiritual retribution for your misogyny. — 35,620 likes · 2018-06-02 · on X
@Harryslaststand (John Smith (son of Harry Leslie Smith)): I joined the RAF in 1941 and it's early in the morning and I am 94-so fuck off. https://twitter.com/isolated_donkey/status/924433098355429377 — 35,504 likes · 2017-10-29 · on X
@sweatpantspapi (homosexual court jester): The saddest story of them all. http://t.co/0MvW6wI3hQ — 35,482 likes · 2014-12-01 · on X
@ByJamesWagner (James Wagner): That’s the Korean consul general to Mexico, Byoung-Jin Han, celebrating with grateful Mexican fans outside the Korea embassy here. One fan said he took a shot of tequila with them earlier. https://t.co/NGWEmRADUW — 35,416 likes · 2018-06-27 · on X
@JordanUhl (jordan): Martin Shkreli is going to prison because he defrauded the rich, not because he raised the price of life-saving HIV medication by 5,000%. A very important distinction. — 35,314 likes · 2018-03-09 · on X
@kbschroedy (Kate Schroeder): I'm probably more pleased with myself than I should be. https://t.co/YiTOfbuDih — 35,124 likes · 2017-09-01 · on X
@samswey (Samuel Sinyangwe): First day in Barbados and we drove past this monument three times. I've never seen anything like it. (1/x) https://t.co/ZwJ3GKAprz — 34,823 likes · 2017-07-02 · on X
@jaboukie (jaboukie): "hey just following up" -unemployed millennial proverb — 34,789 likes · 2017-05-22 · on X
@eron_gj (Eron Gjoni): It takes a human being about 14 thousand brain-hours to learn to run. An AI can learn to do it in less than half as many CPU-hours, but the results are like this. https://t.co/thI56vuHbn — 34,336 likes · 2018-02-25 · on X
@zachklein (Zach Klein): Something special is happening in Barcelona. It started last month when some parents organized a bike ride to school for just five kids. Now entire neighborhoods are joining. They call it Bicibús – or Bike Bus. https://t.co/qIxsQEervG — 34,001 likes · 2021-10-18 · on X
@mridukhullar (Mridu Khullar Relph): “You’re so lucky that you have a husband who supports your work and passions.” No, actually, I’m very smart. Because I dumped every asshole before him who didn’t. — 33,889 likes · 2018-01-04 · on X
@kaelan____ (Kaelan): Thank you @elonmusk and thank you to the whole @Tesla team for making safety one of your top priorities. Last Friday I had a serious accident with my Tesla Model S. Had I been in any other car, the consensus among First Responders is that I would no longer be here. Thank you. https://t.co/P6vy112dzp — 33,797 likes · 2018-04-26 · on X
@sillyalexnorris (alex norris): oh no https://t.co/in03FCekC1 — 33,784 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@MattBaume (Matt Baume): About time someone called out AMC theaters on this https://t.co/8yKVqCBpKz — 33,312 likes · 2017-12-30 · on X
@ASankin (Aaron Sankin): Adult political figures trying beat teens at Twitter owns is the social media equivalent of getting involved in a land war in Asia. — 33,311 likes · 2018-02-23 · on X
@Massawyrm (C. Robert Cargill): The moment in BIRDMAN when a crew member, disguised as an extra, unhooks the wire allowing him to fly. Sometimes stage magic and filmmaking go hand in hand. https://t.co/lA9BcoM3he — 33,260 likes · 2018-02-26 · on X
@imzeferino (isa): a nice reminder ❤️ https://t.co/whVIKvrtR5 — 33,175 likes · 2017-11-20 · on X
@slamup (Vaxine Beneba Clarke): there are other women who want to say me too but can't they sit at home minding the children of women who march & hoping to god the husbands of those women do not arrive home first — 33,131 likes · 2018-03-17 · on X
@HappyHooker1157 (Annie Gilbert): Found this floating about 10 miles out,this ball has obviously travelled a long way check out the Goose Barnacles quite pretty 😁 https://t.co/LCdEQNAAWy — 33,009 likes · 2017-11-02 · on X
@MittRomney (Mitt Romney): Take down the #ConfederateFlag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor #Charleston victims. — 32,997 likes · 2015-06-20 · on X
@DickKingSmith (Dick King-Smith HQ): Ugly bunny fracas is swiftly broken up by the chicken police. https://t.co/kTxMODYsGa — 32,931 likes · 2017-07-10 · on X
@maggieserota (Ghost Maggie Serota): From now on, I’m gonna need every 30 under 30 list to include the net worth of each honoree’s parents. — 32,865 likes · 2018-07-13 · on X
@Lyraoko (Lyra Aoko): I am Lyra Aoko... 25 year old photographer from Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 RT to help share my work with the world. https://t.co/nY0h48OTfD — 32,807 likes · 2017-11-05 · on X
@darrenrovell (Darren Rovell): The Simpsons has now predicted Disney buying Fox, the FIFA scandal, Greece’s economic collapse & President Trump (via @TomButler) https://t.co/yj3qjx9TBB — 32,685 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@Palle_Hoffstein (Palle!): A whole lot of folks on here believe society doesn't owe anyone a job or health care but somehow believe women owe them a date. — 32,620 likes · 2017-09-22 · on X
@AmznMovieRevws (Amazon Movie Reviews): The Wolf of Wall Street. http://t.co/tpA5syzMVG — 32,611 likes · 2014-12-16 · on X
@Lupita_Nyongo (Lupita Nyong'o): #Nakia off duty. #BlackPanther #BTS https://t.co/1fhM78HYjJ — 32,536 likes · 2018-02-27 · on X
@Lin_Manuel (Lin-Manuel Miranda): Remember, in a world of ninjas, you can be the popcorn. https://t.co/mXUOORxmQe — 32,452 likes · 2017-10-31 · on X
@amandadeibert (Amanda Deibert): which new Ken are you? Bisexual model, Rachel Maddow, "Bernie Would Have Won", 15 yr old app developer, hottest lesbian on tinder, or Chad? https://t.co/UMgSBAv5ky — 32,204 likes · 2017-06-20 · on X
@benphillips76 (Ben Phillips): There should be an app to watch all Trump interviews like this https://t.co/sthgw5kuKK — 32,000 likes · 2017-07-16 · on X
@brendohare (Brendan O'Hare): A simple way to help you remember how to spell "honey" https://t.co/y3COkiJLAK — 31,897 likes · 2016-07-17 · on X
@imgur (Imgur): Little girl tries Coke for the first time. http://imgur.com/gallery/S2bqVsP https://t.co/3JfAI5eXmH — 31,717 likes · 2017-07-07 · on X
@everythingsjake (Lucy Flawless): Barack can u handle this? Justin can u handle this? Enrique can u handle this? I don't think they can handle this! https://t.co/aNIlt0f6F7 — 31,701 likes · 2016-06-29 · on X
@BraddJaffy (Bradd Jaffy): JFK on the press, and the presidency, in a free society. Watch. https://t.co/dsr61wEeo4 — 31,541 likes · 2017-02-18 · on X
@DeathStarPR (Death Star PR): BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine claims he misspoke while issuing Order 66: "In a key sentence in my remarks, I said 'Wipe them out. All of them. ... The sentence should've been: 'DON'T wipe them out.'" (SINCERE apologies to all of the Jedi who were subsequently murdered.) — 31,522 likes · 2018-07-17 · on X
@iJesseWilliams (jesse Williams.): Police officers kill civilians everyday. Before this, have you EVER seen the cop's religion included in the headline, or story at all? https://t.co/qV6H7udAVI — 31,514 likes · 2017-07-23 · on X
@Ketnipz (ketnipz): I put the PRO in PROCRASTINATE https://t.co/tawTiSnG4O — 31,460 likes · 2018-03-26 · on X
@choo_ek (Esther Choo, MD MPH): 1/ We've got a lot of white nationalists in Oregon. So a few times a year, a patient in the ER refuses treatment from me because of my race. — 31,314 likes · 2017-08-13 · on X
@nicokartel (𝐍): in honor of it being rihanna’s 30th birthday, here’s some images of her stealing glasses of wine from causal restaurant visits. https://t.co/Kz31fsyXxW — 31,169 likes · 2018-02-20 · on X
@caveheraa (Heraa): classmate: why dont muslims condemn things me: *goes home makes 712 page long list of Muslims Condemning Things with sources* me: fight me https://t.co/sDhwUMIAK1 — 30,964 likes · 2016-11-12 · on X
@DoubleEmMartin (Melissa Martin): Monk at Buddhist temple lodgings on Japan’s Mt. Koya is 100% done with your tourist crap https://t.co/W6SZ1Sktwk — 30,932 likes · 2018-07-23 · on X
@arjunthanaraju (arjun): SOUTH EAST ASIA KILLING IT AT MISTER GLOBAL 2019 ...and then there's the US https://t.co/rjgyUDnTHK — 30,928 likes · 2019-09-27 · on X
@switchblade_s (༒︎ blade ༒︎): iridescence in different forms: https://t.co/J9VeiAGexU — 30,834 likes · 2018-03-05 · on X
@KherisPoppin (Kheris Rogers): I have been bullied for my dark complexion since the 1st grade. I decided turned a negative into a positive situation by starting an anti-bullying campaign to empower others to love the skin they’re in. Support my movement at http://FlexinInMyComplexion.com ✨ https://t.co/tYzkRt05DX — 30,834 likes · 2017-12-11 · on X
@amanpour (Christiane Amanpour): @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews If President Trump knew the facts, he would never have sent that tweet. Here is my (late) camerawoman Margaret Moth, who took a bullet in the face covering the facts and truth in Bosnia. #FactsFirst 🍎 https://t.co/H4KXpM6iUB — 30,727 likes · 2017-11-26 · on X
@AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez): A major point of my campaign: in the safest blue seats in America, we should have leaders swinging for the most ambitious ideas possible for working-class Americans. You’re largely not going to get gutsy risk-taking from swing-district seats. So it’s not luck. It’s mindfulness. https://twitter.com/mollyjongfast/status/1013031308979826688 — 30,699 likes · 2018-06-30 · on X
@amr_ita (amrita🍉): they're literally singing a song called desi girl and they're wearing saris idk how arab comes into mind here https://twitter.com/whoissizzle/status/690145528647172099 — 30,640 likes · 2017-09-16 · on X
@stealthygeek (Patrick S. Tomlinson): "He's not like that in real life." Stop. Is the internet real? Yes. Are the people on it living? Yes. Then he's like that in real life. — 30,625 likes · 2017-07-06 · on X
@pattttnp (👩🏻🤏🏻): hello twitter!! #tetris https://t.co/VZbhDpWL8a — 30,462 likes · 2020-02-09 · on X
@benwikler (Ben Wikler): 1. Tonight, something kinda magical happened on the steps of the Capitol. It started like this: https://t.co/9HDvz4K4W6 — 30,390 likes · 2017-06-27 · on X
@Marissa__Miller (Marissa Miller): adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies — 30,329 likes · 2016-02-26 · on X
@Pundamentalism (Pundamentalism): "You know Hitler was from Germany." "He was from Austria." "Then how come you never saw him with kangaroos?" "That's-" "Or a boomerang?" https://t.co/R1XlEFiNRC — 30,130 likes · 2017-07-08 · on X
@thehill (The Hill): Simone Biles becomes first American to win a medal at every event at the World Championships http://hill.cm/CER7hp2 https://t.co/lkHr6dtmFH — 30,093 likes · 2018-11-04 · on X
@chrislhayes (Chris Hayes): This is a moral abomination, and a national shame. We’ll be covering it tonight. https://t.co/oJxREV5kA1 — 30,077 likes · 2018-05-25 · on X
@lostblackboy (Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺): I never saw images of gay black men in love growing up, and this lack of representation has always haunted me. So, I sought out queer couples of color, looking for inspiration. I got so much more. I'm very proud to present my first piece for @NYTimes https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/21/us/queer-love-in-color.html — 30,034 likes · 2018-06-21 · on X
@Palle_Hoffstein (Palle!): When animal rights activists are trying to make a point but you can't stop laughing at Bondage Chicken. https://t.co/0luohJ9tyS — 29,990 likes · 2018-01-21 · on X
@Over9000coffey (Ardail): This is pretty fantastic https://t.co/XawoDrdlsQ — 29,898 likes · 2017-10-16 · on X
@BraddJaffy (Bradd Jaffy): A Twitter play in 4 acts. Surprise ending! https://t.co/nhrkYhoU8k — 29,805 likes · 2017-05-28 · on X
@TheOnion (The Onion): Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class https://trib.al/e0PR3nu https://t.co/NjA2e4vzxS — 29,614 likes · 2017-12-20 · on X
@kevintwohy (Kevin Twohy): very cool how we all got our moms addicted to Facebook and now we’re just going to leave them there — 29,593 likes · 2018-09-14 · on X
@kawanocy (河CY): 2004 vs 2017 https://t.co/tScayQii1V — 29,446 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@bad_takes (Brendan Karet): trayvon martin: 17 years old kushner: 36 years old https://t.co/d6VCnl2Nf0 — 29,435 likes · 2017-07-24 · on X
@ShonePatrol ($ A B E $): I don't know who needs to see this but 🤷🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/Jc6eDeQXK7 — 29,352 likes · 2019-06-08 · on X
@Mike_Hixenbaugh (Mike Hixenbaugh is mikehixenbaugh.com on BlueSky): Pro tip: Don't touch the floating fire ant colonies. They will ruin your day. #Harvey https://t.co/uwJd0rA7qB — 29,287 likes · 2017-08-27 · on X
@BallStreet (Ball Street): Nothing to see here. Just three Japanese internationals vs. 100 school children lining up in a 30-30-30-10 formation. https://t.co/yz5zkovKIK — 29,004 likes · 2018-01-08 · on X
@HirunCryer (Hirun Cryer): It's literally this tweet https://t.co/veMj0CEUc9 — 28,878 likes · 2023-01-27 · on X
@Space_Station (International Space Station): Millions of people saw #Eclipse2017 but only six people saw the umbra, or the moon's shadow, over the United States from space today. https://t.co/hMgMC5MgRh — 28,870 likes · 2017-08-21 · on X
@SuffolkSi (Simon Waters): This is how 40,000 starlings get to bed in less than a minute.@RSPBMinsmere https://t.co/8RxfUen5RT — 28,695 likes · 2018-02-17 · on X
@nopoweradeinusa (christian): I'll buy a new iphone when there's a way to change siri to be a dumb cartoon henchman that goes "duhhhh okay bawse" to everything I say — 28,665 likes · 2018-07-11 · on X
@jrawson (James): William Jackson Harper of The Good Place and Midsommar is surely the first actor to be typecast as "man with a violently self-destructive passion about his PhD". https://t.co/XkfVtKVWq5 — 28,571 likes · 2019-08-04 · on X
@the_starkest (Cate Planchette): I love fanfiction. https://t.co/whGLv3xPQb — 28,519 likes · 2018-06-25 · on X
@AstroRM (Rick Mastracchio): The moon passed between @NASA climate observatory and the earth. Almost unbelievable that this is a real photo https://t.co/MWxwgDfUIw — 28,445 likes · 2016-07-26 · on X
@terrycrews (Terry Crews): Who’s going 2 believe you? ( few) What r the repercussions?(many) Do u want 2 work again? (Yes) R you prepared 2b ostracized?(No)(11/cont.) — 28,432 likes · 2017-10-10 · on X
@computerfact (Computer Facts): 1968: if only computers existed 1978: if only more people had computers 1988: if only the computers were all connected 1998: if only the computers could fit in a pocket 2008: if only everyone talked to each other using their pocket computer all the time 2018: oh — 28,304 likes · 2018-03-21 · on X
@postoctobrist (November): FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife — 28,028 likes · 2017-02-18 · on X
@rihanna (Rihanna): Pussy run errthang, fuck that noise — 27,944 likes · 2011-12-06 · on X
@jules_su (Jules Suzdaltsev): this is my favorite thread of the day https://t.co/gVk62iqiJn — 27,942 likes · 2017-09-10 · on X
@rewindthefilth (Rita): A story in four acts #brexit https://t.co/HxjYhRocOv — 27,918 likes · 2018-02-07 · on X
@brianstelter (Brian Stelter): Over at @TheOnion, they just publish this story over and over http://trib.al/7ILqSGa https://t.co/nO3iyQhC7Y — 27,790 likes · 2017-10-02 · on X
@TheRealBuzz (Dr. Buzz Aldrin): When Neil took this pic of me it was very spontaneous. He said "stop right there" & I turned. You can see the motion of the strap #Apollo11 https://t.co/EzTGoPj2VO — 27,738 likes · 2017-07-20 · on X
@mattiekahn (mattie kahn): Women’s lives aren’t men’s teachable moments. — 27,699 likes · 2017-11-21 · on X
@jellyflavor (tani): hello im hiyo!! im an 18yr indian girl from the bay area and I like to use a lot of colors!! #SouthAsianArtists https://t.co/l5KP0xcFjU — 27,609 likes · 2017-10-14 · on X
@jribas (Jorge Ribas): weird couple of years for brands https://t.co/sFgw7mV5am — 27,581 likes · 2018-05-30 · on X
@common (COMMON): “12 year old Tamir Rice was a thug.” https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/934230177101635585 — 27,575 likes · 2017-11-25 · on X
@Reach4ACopsGun (꧁꧂𝐖𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲’࿆۞): In June 2001, Konstantin Petrov, an immigrant from Estonia, got a job as an electrician at the restaurant atop the north tower of the World Trade Center. He was an amateur photographer and captured some of the last images of the interior of the WTC buildings. (thread 🧵) https://t.co/0jVG7eBwTR — 27,550 likes · 2021-09-12 · on X
@alexqarbuckle (respectful huff): DAMMIT PARKER I NEED VERTICAL VIDEOS OF SPIDER-MAN! AND THE VIDEOS NEED TO BE SUBTITLED SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON MUTE! YOU EXPECT THE BUGLE TO SELL ADS IN FRONT OF *PICTURES* OF SPIDER-MAN?? GET OUT OF MY COWORKING SPACE — 27,475 likes · 2017-12-07 · on X
@frenchprinter (Patrick Léger): Ugh I've been doing it wrong all these years https://t.co/NQkZOYqjwG — 27,370 likes · 2017-10-12 · on X
@rickygervais (Ricky Gervais): What must've happened to you in your life to make you want to kill a beautiful animal & then lie next to it smiling? http://t.co/DyYw1T5ck2 — 27,303 likes · 2015-04-13 · on X
@EmmaWatson (Emma Watson): Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life. — 27,262 likes · 2013-03-17 · on X
@jaboukie (jaboukie): student: can i go to the bathroom teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you student: *pissing self* may i — 27,254 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@KT_NRE (Katie Henry): I feel that as a culture, we have overemphasized St. Nick's toy delivery service and underemphasized his brief career as a necromancer https://t.co/iW0O4eI1fh — 27,135 likes · 2018-12-24 · on X
@StormyDaniels (Stormy Daniels): Yes https://twitter.com/XenaWebPrincess/status/976155148589264896 — 27,109 likes · 2018-03-20 · on X
@robmanuel (robmanuel): ++ PIG BREEDS YOU'D BELIEVE WERE FONTS ++ Aksai Black Pied Basque Beijing Black Breitovo British Landrace Chato Murciano Iberian Juliana Mangalitsa ++ FONTS YOU'D BELIEVE WERE PIG BREEDS ++ Cholla Slab Gloucester Granjon Perpetua Rockwell Cloister Black Wilson Greek — 27,058 likes · 2018-01-26 · on X
@KidsWriteJokes (Kids Write Jokes): what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh — 26,983 likes · 2019-02-08 · on X
@gamingbible (GAMINGbible): 'My mum had a go on the VR and was so scared she grabbed the wrong end of the dog.' 😂🐶 https://t.co/MOxrlZ4v5R — 26,858 likes · 2017-12-03 · on X
@N8vaWalkAlone (Nate 🇬🇾 🇯🇲): Sonographer told wife + I that we'd have problems because our daughter's bum shape was sexy.... She was a 20 week old fetus being scanned. https://twitter.com/Oloni/status/920760419618353152 — 26,837 likes · 2017-10-18 · on X
@16pxl (Jubilee ❣️): i like the way these look together 🖤 #pixelart https://t.co/Y3MZ8SsHdF — 26,753 likes · 2020-04-15 · on X
@hey_ciara (Ciara Johnson | Solo Travel Queen): Im a woman and I travel the world alone, from Mexico to Morocco to Cuba to Bosnia to many other countries. Here’s a thread on how I stay safe: https://t.co/ANnxNlWTYr — 26,746 likes · 2018-03-01 · on X
@IamGMJohnson (George M Johnson Garçon): Homophobia literally got y’all out here murdering and raping kids. but continue to go on with how LGBTQ folk have “a gay agenda” and emasculate men. Y’all really hate us. https://twitter.com/ajc/status/979384234640052226 — 26,726 likes · 2018-03-30 · on X
@elsajustelsa (⬛🏴Harriet Thugman⬛🏴): White privilege is being able to go back home and eat cake when shit gets too real. https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/898364444186734592 — 26,699 likes · 2017-08-18 · on X
@aVeryRichBish (𝑰 𝑳𝒖𝒉 𝑮𝒐𝒅 ✨): I don't think I'll ever get over Angela Bassett not winning an Oscar for playing Tina Turner. https://t.co/7sFlX4KM3U — 26,659 likes · 2017-12-21 · on X
@JenAshleyWright (Jennifer Wright): For all the guys who wonder why women sometimes rely on non-verbal cues rather than loudly shouting “I don’t want to have sex with you!” Here you go: https://t.co/8eEw5qNnHB — 26,613 likes · 2018-01-14 · on X
@rockymomax (rob elliott): LAKE 1: I’ll be Lake Michigan LAKE 2: I’ll be Ontario LAKE 3: I’ll be Erie LAKE 4: I’ll be Huron LAKE 5: (thinking about how much cooler and better he is) you guys are gonna hate me for this — 26,600 likes · 2017-11-21 · on X
@dusttodigital (Dust-to-Digital): Clarinetist Doreen Ketchens performing "When the Saints Go Marching In" in New Orleans in 2012. @doreenja https://t.co/RjFjvc6a9J — 26,475 likes · 2020-11-29 · on X
@blythos (Stephen): Remember that sometimes the reason that a brand showing pride flags in their social media isn't corporate greed: sometimes it's the one queer person in the marketing department just trying to annoy the shit out of all their straight colleagues — 26,438 likes · 2018-06-02 · on X
@TheWinterMen (Вяеtt Lешis 🖋 💬 📚쓰다): My great-grandmother, a Mohawk Iroquois daughter of a high-rise steel worker, secretly learned how to drive (when good, unmarried girls didn't drive)so that on the 1st day women were allowed to vote she could drive all around Brooklyn,morning till night,taking women to the polls https://twitter.com/xnulz/status/928857792982781952 — 26,307 likes · 2017-12-02 · on X
@OFalafel (Olaf Falafel): Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing https://t.co/daiG0lVqjw — 26,273 likes · 2017-09-03 · on X
@nameoftheyear (Elliot): i deeply respect the silent hill art director’s approach to being asked too many lore questions. lol https://t.co/Ybzxn2Hi0i — 26,252 likes · 2019-12-15 · on X
@AdamSerwer (Adam Serwer 🍝): MLK on the theory that somehow advocating for equal rights turns people into white nationalists https://t.co/wQKPKajSEO — 26,247 likes · 2018-01-15 · on X
@dandouglas (Dan Douglas): dying at this photoshoot https://t.co/SgWbx67Y71 — 26,079 likes · 2019-10-11 · on X
@marianaavilal (Mariana ‎Avila✨): Fight like a Girl💪💖💫✨ can't wait for Captain Marvel to join all the other amazing MCU ladies and kick everyone's ass👌this is now up on my shops too! https://t.co/gAOAS8pfYR — 26,076 likes · 2018-05-16 · on X
@masturbatelog (masturbate log): Masturbation got me more twitter followers than you — 26,075 likes · 2019-07-03 · on X
@alexbrucesmith (Alex Bruce-Smith): so both Kelly Marie Tran and Daisy Ridley have deleted their Instagrams because of harassment. Congrats to Star Wars for having the trashiest goddamn fan base around https://twitter.com/swtweets/status/1003833275738013697 — 26,026 likes · 2018-06-05 · on X
@NationwideRadio (Nationwide90FM): #BREAKING : 19-Year Old Reggae Star Koffee has just won the Grammy Award for Best Reggae Album for her ‘Rapture EP’. She is now the youngest and only woman to ever be awarded in this category. https://t.co/G1okjXPBrg — 26,015 likes · 2020-01-26 · on X
@DapperHistorian (Myko Clelland): A 1920s prediction of the horror and inconvenience that would occur if anyone ever invented a pocket telephone... https://t.co/RrqhGRVUhl — 25,967 likes · 2018-01-31 · on X
@MattMcGorry (Matt McGorry): #BlackLivesMatter doesn't mean other lives don't. Like people who say "Save The Rainforests" aren't saying "Fuck All Other Types of Forests" — 25,807 likes · 2015-07-18 · on X
@WholesomeMeme (WholesomeMemes): Grandfather taking his granddaughter to experience rain for the first time 👴🌧 https://t.co/TzNdwqjHBG — 25,791 likes · 2022-07-04 · on X
@lazysusan (Lazy Susan): The last things I'll scream from my death bed https://t.co/NhISqFYtgs — 25,777 likes · 2017-11-13 · on X
@Raquel__Willis (Raquel Willis): "Reclaiming my time" is my new catchphrase! 😍😵 https://twitter.com/faithchoyce/status/890756142359429120/video/1 — 25,689 likes · 2017-07-28 · on X
@cblatts (Chris Blattman): In college, I believed this deeply. It's fundamental to justify libertarian stance. Learning it was empirically false changed my politics. https://twitter.com/speakerryan/status/904008582290710528 — 25,592 likes · 2017-09-03 · on X
@yashar (Yashar Ali 🐘): You need to read this story about #RogerMoore -- Trust Me. https://t.co/LKHD5RgHU0 — 25,557 likes · 2017-05-24 · on X
@meakoopa (Anthony Oliveira): this tweet should probably go in textbooks: 3 sentences, laid back to back, by the same publication and ask students to note which use the active and which the passive voice — 25,453 likes · 2020-05-31 · on X
@peytonism (peyton): Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful. https://t.co/xLWLm87Nya — 25,303 likes · 2016-03-31 · on X
@voidshroud (Sᴇʀɪᴀʟ Exᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛs Lᴏ): Final moments of MMOs before shutting down. https://t.co/BT6kkmtF5n — 25,256 likes · 2020-06-16 · on X
@CaitrionaPerry (Caitriona Perry): The US First Lady introduces her husband on stage at an event at Joint Base Andrews. He thanks her with a handshake. https://t.co/fPQNoMpnWa — 25,156 likes · 2017-09-15 · on X
@notoriousaali (A.): WATER IS WET https://twitter.com/blavity/status/910945505584218113 — 25,104 likes · 2017-09-22 · on X
@Saisailu97 (sai): I always grew up wondering what a brown Disney Princess would look like and Deepika Padukone at the MET Gala is essentially it https://t.co/H1nQujf80w — 25,083 likes · 2019-05-07 · on X
@gilbertjasono (Jason O. Gilbert): Let’s hear him out https://t.co/lrFQwgbaxG — 24,980 likes · 2017-08-30 · on X
@moonquery (fifa lockhart): genre https://t.co/toInh9mq1Q — 24,955 likes · 2020-02-01 · on X
@maoexe (maoexe): just joined a gang https://t.co/i49r6cdFpu — 24,916 likes · 2018-01-02 · on X
@chrisrodley (𝓒𝓗𝓡𝓘𝓢 𝓡𝓞𝓓𝓛𝓔𝓨): I used deep learning to cross a book of dinosaurs X a book of flowers https://t.co/xT7kjkOL9E — 24,885 likes · 2017-06-15 · on X
@MothershipSG (Mothership): How to use filter properly https://t.co/OmysUAxVfc — 24,790 likes · 2019-05-17 · on X
@PengaloPie (Pengalo): Two things all artists have: https://t.co/LWFieJnofN — 24,739 likes · 2016-08-07 · on X
@BJanosch (Brian Janosch): It’s illegal for Uber & Lyft to pickup at SFO’s arrivals level, so they pickup at departures. This has made congestion so bad, there’s now a sign encouraging drop-offs to go to arrivals. So now departures go to arrivals & arrivals go to departures because tech fixes everything. — 24,576 likes · 2018-06-03 · on X
@RogueNASA (Rogue NASA): Rogue Twitter accounts are fun, but gov't employees and scientists are very afraid of being fired if they speak out & share facts. #resist — 24,572 likes · 2017-01-25 · on X
@bryanrawls410 (Brizzy): Moms shouldn't have to send texts like this to their sons 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/I2QgxAvnfE — 24,460 likes · 2016-07-08 · on X
@SAKIR0SE (𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔦 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢): "I was watching porn in the bath, but no matter how loud I turned the volume up I couldn't hear it at all so I thought it was silent porn but because of Bluetooth the moaning was playing at a high volume in the room my mom was in. Guess I'll die" https://twitter.com/HI_KOKUMIN_/status/960516811061059586 — 24,442 likes · 2018-02-07 · on X
@BillGates (Bill Gates): This is the most beautiful chart in the world: http://b-gat.es/2kuQCrt https://t.co/LT5BSnzAri — 24,367 likes · 2017-02-16 · on X
@trymainelee (Trymaine Lee): A public service announcement: https://t.co/KA4683YORw — 24,311 likes · 2018-02-11 · on X
@AsteadWH (Astead): So, for those keeping score at home, "preservation of history" is a reason to keep confederate statues -- but that same logic does not apply to national monuments of sacred Native American land w/ centuries-old cultural artifacts https://twitter.com/ABC/status/937760697932447744 — 24,268 likes · 2017-12-04 · on X
@JasonKander (Jason Kander): Born rich, dodged the draft, inherited the family business, and he tells graduates at a military academy about how tough he's had it. https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/864876670955728896 — 24,089 likes · 2017-05-17 · on X
@daveweigel (David Weigel): It's uhhhh unfortunate that John Lewis won't honor the sacrifices made by ... [looks down at notes] ... John Lewis. https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/938880065101795334 — 24,079 likes · 2017-12-07 · on X
@333333333433333 (darcie): my trying to tweet ambiguously enough to retain my privacy, yet communicate my feelings and needs to others https://t.co/QByg3JTuAY — 23,998 likes · 2017-11-03 · on X
@_danaykroyd_ (katie maloney defender): waiter: ma’am the mozzarella plate is meant for 4 people to share me: we teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. we say to girls, you can have ambition, but not too much. you should aim to be successful but not too successful otherwise you would threaten t — 23,920 likes · 2017-11-09 · on X
@candyGalaxies (T♡NI ⁷ ✩ IS SEEING BTS !!!!!!!!!!): me: whisking egg egg: sksksksksksk — 23,893 likes · 2019-09-27 · on X
@smashmouth (Smash Mouth): https://t.co/mpduim9We9 — 23,730 likes · 2017-09-20 · on X
@Mankaprr (Mankaprr Conteh): I think Rihanna’s branding is incredible because it’s given her cultural space to be anything. There is no one way I expect her to sound, dress, act. If I were to sit down to interview her, I’d have 0 expectations of what she would or should be like. Rihanna’s brand is freedom. — 23,660 likes · 2018-04-24 · on X
@TheRock (Dwayne Johnson): Quite the entertaining & smart test for my dudes to take from @annevclark. Just close your eyes and think of me 👀 https://medium.com/@annevictoriaclark/the-rock-test-a-hack-for-men-who-dont-want-to-be-accused-of-sexual-harassment-73c45e0b49af — 23,644 likes · 2017-10-10 · on X
@CNN (CNN): Actress Jennifer Lawrence says she's going to spend a year away from movie sets to help get young people engaged with politics http://cnn.it/2HYztOL https://t.co/jtoJMUo8dW — 23,509 likes · 2018-03-03 · on X
@RepJayapal (Rep. Pramila Jayapal): A mom told us her relationship with her 8yo daughter would never be the same. Officials lied to the daughter, saying her mom abandoned her. They said she'd live in a shelter until she was 18. When they reunited, the daughter believed that and wanted nothing to do with her mom. — 23,479 likes · 2018-07-26 · on X
@KngHnryVIII (Henry Tudor): Sex is for: - a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife - a man & his mistress - a man & his new wife who’s his mistress’s sister - a man & his new-new wife who he wed a wk after beheading his 2nd wife, the one he’d wed after creating the church that makes these rules — 23,426 likes · 2020-01-23 · on X
@TheViewFromLL2 (Susan Simpson): Y'all I'm dying, Manafort created an incriminating paper trail because he needed someone to help him convert a Word doc to PDF. https://t.co/CTE4oV7zj0 — 23,418 likes · 2018-02-22 · on X
@kelsey_dallas (Kelsey Dallas): Breaking news from the post office parking lot https://t.co/QwB0844bVV — 23,187 likes · 2017-12-07 · on X
@HawthorneBark (Hawthorne): there’s a new Pokémon Go which means the BEST genre of art is coming back https://t.co/umDSoLljsX — 23,163 likes · 2018-05-30 · on X
@bbotezatu (Bogdan Botezatu): Happy 25th birthday, #Linux! Here's your f-ing #cake, go ahead and compile it yourself. https://t.co/OCQUDPhlXY — 23,147 likes · 2016-08-25 · on X
@SharkJelly (Shark Jelly): [My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo — 23,144 likes · 2015-09-05 · on X
@prasejeebus (jon): FIRE KEVIN SPACEY AND LET ROBIN WRIGHT BE THE LEAD OF HOUSE OF CARDS LIKE SHE HAS DESERVED FOR SEVERAL SEASONS NOW https://t.co/aD1HCgVu0M — 23,106 likes · 2017-10-30 · on X
@ohJuliatweets (Julia Claire): I'm religious but NOT spiritual I just love rules and being afraid of sex — 23,087 likes · 2017-12-05 · on X
@swear_trek (Swear Trek): I've made a lot of GIFs, but this one is my fave. Tonight it goes out to the guys who are mad about the @drafthouse Wonder Woman screening. https://t.co/QnUJAazJyO — 23,066 likes · 2017-05-27 · on X
@gilbertjasono (Jason O. Gilbert): SENATE BAILIFF: Raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and— MARK ZUCKERBERG [with a big fake smile]: So, that’s a great question, and it’s something everyone at Facebook is really passionate about — 22,984 likes · 2018-03-27 · on X
@crownjuul (Natasha Collier): Male author: her blouse lay atop her bosom as they popped up like meerkats, one after the other. Her long hair kissed the top of her ass that was like two buttery brioche rolls ready for dinner. Her turnip-red lips called to me, “caress me!” they said— Police sketch artist: sir — 22,899 likes · 2018-04-05 · on X
@iAmAndreTN (Keith Josiah): This video shows Kanye West back when people were saying he's crazy and people saying the same things he said in the years following. Thoughts? https://t.co/5BdnNs8irH — 22,842 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@tinymediaempire (Daniel): ok, finished the trailer design. https://t.co/KQizSptz0U — 22,817 likes · 2019-06-07 · on X
@tomgara (Tom Gara): To illustrate a grossly racist story about British Muslims, two UK newspapers took a stock photo from Dubai and photoshopped on a face veil. https://t.co/t1meyvDQXJ — 22,744 likes · 2017-09-01 · on X
@tedfrank (tedfrank): It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/520490170349813760 — 22,709 likes · 2017-04-09 · on X
@_makethmurder (shadiya): tumblr scandals that twitter could never ever recreate: - stealing human bones for witchcraft - lying about being HIV+ to write Hamilton fanfic then getting called out by someone who wrote LMM cannibal mermaid rpf - "here's a cute sorry abt my blind cat!" "op is a necrophile" — 22,705 likes · 2018-05-27 · on X
@JennaBushHager (Jenna Bush Hager): Hesitant to add anything to such a nothing-story, but agree with @ChelseaClinton whole heartedly. Please don’t click on silly stories and let’s give Malia privacy. — 22,687 likes · 2019-02-19 · on X
@ReaganGomez (Reagan Gomez): You know what’s really sad about these high profile black men mocking T. Crews? Terry publicly told his story, saying he knew exactly why so many women accusing Weinstein stayed silent. His entire point was, if it could happen to him, a large, black man who ppl knew... — 22,604 likes · 2018-06-26 · on X
@s8n (Satan): If you’re ever sad about losing a friend just remember that I was God’s best friends until he kicked me out of heaven, but now I’m ruling hell and living my best life so sometimes it’s for the best — 22,581 likes · 2018-02-26 · on X
@SketchesbyBoze (Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️): this cat just wanted to live a quiet life in the village, until a string of grisly murders called her out of retirement. https://t.co/wb20B3XDEc — 22,527 likes · 2018-02-26 · on X
@hotjamz (hotjamz@bsky.app): he's makin a list it's kept in plain text an elf just got phished you know what is next santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes — 22,519 likes · 2018-12-25 · on X
@jake_bittle (Jake Bittle): Half the stories the NYT does about non-New York places are like: "CLEVELAND—In a city known for a hardscrabble charm that borders on barbarism, the locals—auto workers, mostly, and diner waitresses—were greeted by a surprising sight last week: the city's first artist, ever." — 22,518 likes · 2018-01-31 · on X
@RealJohnRiver (John River): Good Evening. My name is Matthew Derrick-Huie, I'm 23 years old my birthday is September 29th 1994 and I live in Mississauga, ON Can. I'm speaking my Mom will be typing these messages. I'm sick and I need immediate help. The following thread is my story. — 22,485 likes · 2018-01-19 · on X
@BradfordPearson (Bradford Pearson): Come, join me in weeping over the comments section of a Mr. Rogers article. https://t.co/eQyayTVjR1 — 22,381 likes · 2018-03-07 · on X
@AllBeretsMatter (All Berets Matter): I'm going to need a little more on the backstory here please. https://t.co/2K7vCyoUEA — 22,373 likes · 2017-09-02 · on X
@bbchase (Ben): I have some thoughts about why news orgs are finding that people won’t read long articles… https://t.co/G8Zh6GTA6w — 22,332 likes · 2017-07-04 · on X
@stevenkaas (Steven Kaas): You are not the king of your brain. You are the creepy guy standing next to the king going "a most judicious choice, sire". — 22,328 likes · 2012-02-03 · on X
@TriciaLockwood (Patricia Lockwood): Just discovered this stunning short story in my drafts http://t.co/T4RPbUjr3R — 22,309 likes · 2014-07-09 · on X
@smithsara79 (dick snickers): Soundgarden: Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain Neil deGrasse Tyson: Literally nothing about that is right — 22,275 likes · 2017-08-02 · on X
@AndrewsNotFunny (andrew): 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 —The Hippotenuse 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛 — 22,182 likes · 2020-04-04 · on X
@fermatslibrary (Fermat's Library): A visual proof why 1+3+5+...+(2n-1)=n² ⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫ ⚫⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫ ⚪⚪⚪⚫⚪⚫ ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪⚫ ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚫ ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫ — 22,152 likes · 2020-01-11 · on X
@predaplants (🏳️‍⚧️🦑Monkey D. Natey baby🦑🏳️‍⚧️): I need to make a tumblr posts thread just for this post bc I think about it constantly https://t.co/6UDTLqWRZS — 21,875 likes · 2020-02-23 · on X
@Snowden (Edward Snowden): 2013: It's treason! 2014: Maybe not, but it was reckless 2015: Still, technically it was unlawful 2016: It was a public service but 2017: — 21,861 likes · 2016-05-30 · on X
@KellynnWee (Kellynn Wee): ME: volunteering at a thrift shop. a GROUP OF OLDER CHINESE AUNTIES walk in. auntie A: i want to buy this. B: but you have no boobs. A: [thumping herself in the chest] that's true, no meat here. how? i was born like this. B: it's okay, just buy it. you'll die soon anyway. — 21,677 likes · 2019-12-17 · on X
@realDonaldTrump (Donald J. Trump): Just shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing. — 21,655 likes · 2013-01-03 · on X
@upandoutcomic (Julia Kaye, prettiest girl in the world 🏳️‍⚧️): Being edgy is out Caring about each other’s feelings is in — 21,608 likes · 2018-02-08 · on X
@christinawilkie (Christina Wilkie): “What a crowd, what a turnout,” Trump said from atop this firetruck, addressing hurricane victims. https://t.co/0EdsLctHDi — 21,546 likes · 2017-08-29 · on X
@sofiyaballin (Sofiya Abena Ballin): Yall I am CRYING. He really came to the newsroom as a paywall. https://t.co/Q7dlgCRKYA — 21,427 likes · 2017-10-31 · on X
@teaandrobots (angery foosh 🐟): apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name to reflect their true usage. something like BYRDKONTAIN or HÖNKHALT https://t.co/GCZFzu9VdO — 21,373 likes · 2020-03-10 · on X
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD (Lil B THE BASEDGOD): She has her booty out next to me and she’s smiling and staring at me... that does not mean she consents to booty!!!!!! Nor did I consent for booty! So no booty! But... if we both consent then booty coming up - Lil B — 21,249 likes · 2018-02-27 · on X
@waxpancake (Andy Baio): Want to see what your Twitter timeline would've looked like 10 years ago today, if you followed all the same people you do now? https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=filter%3Afollows%20until%3A2008-05-25%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typd — 21,212 likes · 2018-05-24 · on X
@vvnvldz (vivvy): SO WE HAVE A NEW DACHSHUND PUPPY HE HAS NO NAME YET BUT LET ME SHARE THIS DEVASTATINGLY GOOD SUGGESTION BY MY MOTHER “What about Kim? Kim KarDASCHUND?” https://t.co/CojMc2oDfc — 21,199 likes · 2018-04-16 · on X
@RachelAndJun (Rachel & Jun): "My parents told me 'Girls don't need an education.' To prove them wrong I succeeded in entering the highest ranked university in Japan. When I applied for jobs I was told 'If you were a man we'd have hired you instantly.' My enemy wasn't just my parents. It was all of society." — 21,190 likes · 2018-08-03 · on X
@Cleavon_MD (Cleavon MD 💉 💉 💉): How vaccines work https://twitter.com/neverseentit/status/1408124928272998401/video/1 — 21,170 likes · 2021-06-28 · on X
@houseofkhann (karak): Interstellar cut scene https://t.co/tE8WowEJKL — 21,043 likes · 2020-07-27 · on X
@nicolebyer (Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut): Being black in America: 1. Going to work at a secure closed set where I had to show my ID to get in, and having a PA refuse to look at a call sheet and him saying “I don’t know if you belong here” while we stand in front of a trailer with my name on the door. — 21,040 likes · 2018-08-03 · on X
@KattsDogma (KattsDogma): Photographer: Ok. You two hold hands, & u, in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post. https://t.co/nE6TKV9nyP — 21,031 likes · 2016-04-26 · on X
@davidgate (davidgatepoet on threads & IG): Same https://t.co/JllT5lG0Wb — 20,882 likes · 2017-06-25 · on X
@sapinker (Steven Pinker): I collect ambiguous headlines. This one, on our President's health, is among the best. https://t.co/G6YTMc9hNM — 20,695 likes · 2018-01-18 · on X
@NYT_first_said (New New York Times): shithole — 20,659 likes · 2018-01-11 · on X
@jillboard (Jill Gutowitz): Don't fucking making fun of Taylor Swift & minimize her experience with harassment. I'm getting sick of the torch & pitchfork hate on her. You're right, she didn't post about #MeToo on social. Instead, she took a man to court and sued him for 1 fucking dollar to prove a point. — 20,654 likes · 2017-12-06 · on X
@MrFilmkritik (Deniz #KaniyaHive): It looks like the sun is giving this guy a shoulder rub, lmao. https://t.co/GSF4B4JoEr — 20,547 likes · 2017-12-06 · on X
@Joelwillans (JP Willans): Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour? https://t.co/VHTIOAcVvU — 20,546 likes · 2017-10-26 · on X
@JoshButler (Josh Butler): For those saying gun laws don't work, I made a list of Australian public mass shootings since our strict 1996 laws https://t.co/0bAcOPmeeP — 20,494 likes · 2016-06-12 · on X
@steinkobbe (Wild Geerters): This tweet did not age well https://t.co/EnoyTXwQhG — 20,372 likes · 2017-05-21 · on X
@james_f_thomas (James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD)): Little Women (2019) picks up where Lady Bird left off: the question of how to continue living when you feel like you were only ever meant to exist as a teenage girl — 20,354 likes · 2020-01-05 · on X
@Mikel_Jollett (Mikel Jollett): Every morning when I open Twitter, it’s like opening a box of screaming demons. So if this tweet appears in your timeline, let me just say good morning. Have a lovely day and I hope we can meet as friends someday. — 20,301 likes · 2018-01-06 · on X
@DoritosArabia (DoritosArabia): حاولت البس عقال، بس راسي مثلث... ما يثبت! http://t.co/Z6j83iiY3i — 20,139 likes · 2015-04-07 · on X
@transscribe (Katelyn Burns): A Handjob's Tale https://twitter.com/joewellscomic/status/998626449568485376 — 20,036 likes · 2018-05-21 · on X
@baratunde (Baratunde): I'm reading the Mueller indictments in the original PDF-legalease format. All the way through, because I'm not a Republican member of Congress and think this is actually important. — 20,023 likes · 2018-02-16 · on X
@Trinimmortal (Trinimmortal): Someone should make an anime where the planets in our Solar System are cute anime girls attending school and there's a running gag where Earth-chan is self conscious about her smaller chest, to which she constantly responds "I-I'M NOT FLAT!" — 19,961 likes · 2017-12-01 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): @ComfortablySmug What do you think we’re living in? — 19,957 likes · 2018-05-05 · on X
@egoraptor (Arin Hanson): People: “LOL POKÉMON GO? DO PEOPLE EVEN PLAY IT ANYMORE” Yes. It grosses almost a million dollars a day. A day. https://t.co/U90PXUjZVd — 19,944 likes · 2018-04-14 · on X
@ElizSimins (elizabeth simins): MY MOM JUST MURDERED ME https://t.co/WbjFC2Crwm — 19,744 likes · 2018-03-20 · on X
@CharlesLawley (Charles Lawley تشارلز لاولي): Shout out to the the social media intern at Church of England who just accidentally restarted a 500 year old sectarian conflict. https://t.co/UlRRkpIS1r — 19,691 likes · 2017-07-07 · on X
@rihanna (Rihanna): CBS you pulled my song last week, now you wanna slide it back in this Thursday? NO, Fuck you! Y'all are sad for penalizing me for this. — 19,632 likes · 2014-09-16 · on X
@chunkbardey (charlie): obsessed w admitting i don’t know stuff. im reading arguments on the timeline being like damn!!!! let me know where u guys end up w that — 19,616 likes · 2020-06-22 · on X
@SamSykesSwears (Sam Sykes): How to Write: 1. Follow your dreams 2. Follow them into a pit 3. Oh no 4. You can't get out 5. This was a trick 6. Dreams have betrayed you — 19,579 likes · 2017-08-10 · on X
@cupcakelogic (Anelien): made a banner version hehe https://t.co/5yRPm5OA4g — 19,555 likes · 2018-03-11 · on X
@ThomasDamsko (Thomas @ThomasDamsko@Mastodon.online): Give me 2017 in one image: https://t.co/lSfnR0PldJ — 19,529 likes · 2017-12-03 · on X
@BerkeleyBowl (Berkeley Bowl): We have been informed that the agricultural cycle of nuts and legumes is NOT what this month is about and we are deeply, profoundly sorry. — 19,513 likes · 2018-11-05 · on X
@meakoopa (Anthony Oliveira): late stage capitalism is the objects in your home chorusing WHY WONT U SMILE MORE as you are dying https://twitter.com/cnn/status/922934210867933184 — 19,147 likes · 2017-10-24 · on X
@ggraham (Geoff Graham): If children started school at six months old and their teachers gave them walking lessons, within a single generation people would come to believe that humans couldn't learn to walk without going to school. — 19,140 likes · 2018-02-12 · on X
@DustyFotter (Runu 🦨): https://t.co/CmetI2hpMQ — 19,130 likes · 2018-02-22 · on X
@jk_rowling (J.K. Rowling): God, I hate this stuff. I've winged it my whole life. I've messed up regularly. There are no rules. Do your thing. https://twitter.com/RichardPederson/status/742038820426788864 — 19,060 likes · 2016-06-12 · on X
@SethAbramson (Seth Abramson): (THREAD) 20 Things Guilty People Do That Trump Does Daily As a former criminal defense attorney, I've sat in rooms candidly discussing crime with thousands of criminals. I know what "consciousness of guilt" looks like. Trump exhibits it daily. I hope you'll read and share this. https://t.co/JWBU3ONduK — 19,025 likes · 2017-12-26 · on X
@Pipbois (˗ˏˋ 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘢 ˊˎ˗): https://t.co/DDZLSctugI — 18,769 likes · 2017-11-17 · on X
@orbuch (Ryan Orbuch): Here's your reminder that the whole idea of a personal carbon footprint was a targeted BP media campaign in 2005 and it worked so well that it seems like we've all forgotten this https://www.researchgate.net/publication/305209345_Where_has_all_the_oil_gone_BP_branding_and_the_discursive_elimination_of_climate_change_risk https://t.co/qb87fQegeO — 18,703 likes · 2021-04-05 · on X
@danbarker (dan barker): This guy figured out how to shut down the biggest ransomware attack in history. This is his reward. https://t.co/PIjX0vYAe7 — 18,615 likes · 2017-05-20 · on X
@EllenJRogers (Ellen): The single most beautiful tintype I've ever seen, I wish I could find a higher resolution version - Hand-colored tintype portrait of three unidentified African American women, c. 1856 https://t.co/YqoqdfrZ1D — 18,584 likes · 2019-02-15 · on X
@MamuKaAaadmi (Mamu Ka Aadmi): @TheMcBang https://t.co/XPnnCfxOEO — 18,568 likes · 2019-04-20 · on X
@ASmallFiction (A Small Fiction): "Are we alone in the universe?" she asked. "Yes," said the Oracle. "So there's no other life out there?" "There is. They're alone too." — 18,525 likes · 2017-12-29 · on X
@CaptainCaplin (HENTY HENTY SIX): Desperately trying to trick myself into doing some work https://t.co/NylXLm8hgm — 18,494 likes · 2016-04-23 · on X
@sillyalexnorris (alex norris): plight of the genius https://t.co/YsNNQPyyoS — 18,475 likes · 2017-10-04 · on X
@BuyBritishMilk (BRITISH MILK COUNCIL): Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back. — 18,440 likes · 2018-04-16 · on X
@KateClanchy1 (Kate Clanchy): Aisha got a 6 at GCSE because she is so dyslexic and because GCSE doesn't give marks for work like this. https://t.co/8UlN80ApDH — 18,375 likes · 2019-08-14 · on X
@Vinncent (Vincent Bevins): This was technically supposed to be about shark meat but I think they may have struck on a larger point https://t.co/pLSnpRn3JB — 18,374 likes · 2017-12-06 · on X
@JeffBezos (Jeff Bezos): Request for ideas… https://t.co/j6D68mhseL — 18,275 likes · 2017-06-15 · on X
@ditzkoff (Dave Itzkoff): [deep breath] Okay: in the 1920s, the jazz singer Velma Kelly and the celebrity obsessed Roxie Hart end up in prison together https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/877692370002874369 — 18,175 likes · 2017-06-22 · on X
@AoDespair (David Simon): Honest to god, this is what every drug kingpin does when his organization is tottering. Pay all the defense lawyers so no one rolls. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/921825431732572160 — 18,174 likes · 2017-10-21 · on X
@KatePreusser (Kate Preusser): Amazing, Norman Rockwell invented Twitter https://t.co/NZRenxlUMr — 18,150 likes · 2018-03-07 · on X
@gapingmaws (videosyncrasy): this was the only true thing i have ever said online https://t.co/X3bBgMVp2p — 18,104 likes · 2018-01-02 · on X
@jameslucasjones (JLJ): Time Magazine: Ha ha. We'll give him devil horns. It'll be subversive. Teen Vogue: THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR SUBTLETY. THIS COUNTRY IS ON FIRE. https://twitter.com/teenvogue/status/807634334903635969 — 18,071 likes · 2016-12-10 · on X
@HorribleSanity (Undine): One of my favorite people in the 1880 census: 15-year-old Catharine Cudney, occupation, "Does as she pleases." https://t.co/uGL6BCMZVz — 18,056 likes · 2017-05-27 · on X
@CGdrawing (Aesthetic Sharer ZHR): British Hair Awards 2016 Afro Finalist Collection photo by Luke Nugen https://t.co/wJN31YDeSg — 18,053 likes · 2017-12-23 · on X
@DigitalLawyer (Pieter Gunst): Oooof. Was just subjected to the most credible phishing attempt I've experienced to date. Here were the steps: 1) "Hi, this is your bank. There was an attempt to use your card in Miami, Florida. Was this you?" Me: no. — 18,030 likes · 2019-10-07 · on X
@jtannady (Jesslyn 🇮🇩): I'm from the island of Java, Indonesia. I am the Java Garbage Collector. https://t.co/R5kfKYfP6c — 17,991 likes · 2018-04-04 · on X
@Rhinotmetos (Jomo): The year is 3247 Archaeologists discover a jpg buried in an ancient hard drive They can't even fathom what its possible meaning could be https://t.co/165bBBIac8 — 17,949 likes · 2017-11-22 · on X
@miyuliart (Miyuli): ✨#Disney https://t.co/sGItZPx6xY — 17,926 likes · 2018-08-21 · on X
@ageitgey (Adam Geitgey): Rank how well your AI demo went: - Great - Good - Ok - Bad - Very Bad - Miyazaki https://t.co/jqE487dblu — 17,825 likes · 2017-07-13 · on X
@abolibibelot (Yann Schwartz): A friend's russian mom is staying with us Her: so you're programming Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on the internet Her: oh that sounds complicated. I used to program space rockets in Fortran in the 70s Me (quietly sobbing): ... — 17,754 likes · 2018-01-22 · on X
@JackDetsch (Jack Detsch): The best obituary for Joan Didion wasn’t written by any of the major newspapers. It was a letter to the editor from a former Brooklyn English teacher in the NYT. “We tell ourselves stories in order to live, she said. All storytellers leave immediate survivors, I’m saying.” https://t.co/uXMNM8u9Oh — 17,713 likes · 2021-12-30 · on X
@AllisonRockey (Allison Rockey): BILL! God, he was made for GIFs. https://t.co/ljwZkxmaJy — 17,642 likes · 2016-07-29 · on X
@TheOnion (The Onion): Picky Refugee Just Expects To Be Reunited With Exact Same Family As Before https://trib.al/4wBfNsf https://t.co/cnnmtNfER9 — 17,553 likes · 2018-07-09 · on X
@TheOnion (The Onion): Roy Moore On Pedophilia Accusers: ‘These Women Are Only Discrediting Me Now Because Shifting Sociocultural Norms Have Created An Environment In Which Assault Allegations Are Taken Seriously’ https://trib.al/VmM8AYv https://t.co/fO1BcLkPtt — 17,511 likes · 2017-11-13 · on X
@robertgaal (Robert Gaal): Our prime minister had a meeting with our king so he biked over and parked in front of the palace. 🇳🇱❤️ https://t.co/N5X4PXa5ku — 17,303 likes · 2017-10-14 · on X
@Zebop (Jason Elias): I swear people treat Donald Trump the way they treat an abuser. "Well, he's not drunk today!" "He hasn't hit me in weeks!" — 17,220 likes · 2017-09-02 · on X
@RVAwonk (Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D): ...these events happened within 48 hrs of each other. (L: Miss Texas; R: Jemele Hill) https://t.co/VvmuCDjGpa — 17,209 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@hannahdreier (Hannah Dreier): Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address. https://t.co/sPw63dbt83 — 17,181 likes · 2017-11-03 · on X
@Mike_Eagle (OME): shout out to anybody that had the audacity to make a thing or enjoy a thing this year — 17,102 likes · 2018-01-01 · on X
@Kasparov63 (Garry Kasparov): Obvious lies serve a purpose for an administration. They watch who challenges them and who loyally repeats them. The people must watch, too. — 17,095 likes · 2017-01-22 · on X
@genkiboyss (ikei @ rey dau my beloved): i love my fucking grad photo https://t.co/sDjssQgG0Y — 17,061 likes · 2018-03-21 · on X
@BreeNewsome (Don’t Boo…Revolt!): There are folks who earned $8/hr today who are having a much rougher time https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/960658293906579456 — 17,046 likes · 2018-02-06 · on X
@actioncookbook (actioncookbook): SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid — 17,028 likes · 2018-01-11 · on X
@scienceshitpost (Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts): https://t.co/IPKL6RuSIr — 17,005 likes · 2020-01-16 · on X
@355WG_CC (Lightning1): So for International Women’s Day, I celebrate my wife bringing home a jet with 300+ holes in it after being hit by a missile over Baghdad 15 years ago next month. https://t.co/qDmwsQRvJ2 — 16,903 likes · 2018-03-09 · on X
@_Zeets (Zito): So you mean he's not a burgeoning entrepreneur taking advantage of the marijuana boom? https://twitter.com/tomreganWSB/status/941747121769807877 — 16,884 likes · 2017-12-15 · on X
@Wiswell (John Wiswell): Black Panther postcredits scene: Killmonger awakes in a strange hospital. He's shocked that he's alive. How did the vibranium blade miss his heart? In a chair to his left, Ian McKellan's Magneto reads James Baldwin. He looks up, smiles, and says, "My name is Erik, too." — 16,856 likes · 2018-05-26 · on X
@elonmusk (Elon Musk): Autopilot prevents serious injury or death of a pedestrian in NY (owner anecdote confirmed by vehicle logs) https://t.co/NceuqckqCK — 16,837 likes · 2016-07-21 · on X
@JadedPhilosophy (𓆥): Accidental greenhouse. https://t.co/iMI6S2GxAd — 16,806 likes · 2017-07-09 · on X
@Space_Station (International Space Station): .@Astro2fish orbited over Hurricane #Harvey2017 and photographed the storm bearing down on the Texas coast. https://t.co/eBzNc7NlMZ — 16,804 likes · 2017-08-25 · on X
@USArmy (U.S. Army): How has serving impacted you? — 16,784 likes · 2019-05-23 · on X
@ChitkwesuManetu (𝓔𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂): 🔥Paulette Jordan (Idaho’s soon to be first female governor and the first Native American governor in our country’s history) https://t.co/PKbUpVrkcQ — 16,719 likes · 2018-03-10 · on X
@gothgroupie (hex hoe): healthy communication is so sexy oh my god yes be honest and upfront about your feelings with me harder baby fuck — 16,712 likes · 2017-11-08 · on X
@charlesfirth (Charles Firth): I thought Apple was getting overly colloquial, but it turns out my six-year-old told Siri that was my name. https://t.co/z6hHV8lHvp — 16,655 likes · 2017-10-18 · on X
@SparkNotes (SparkNotes): https://t.co/gbyTaR4OgS — 16,539 likes · 2019-10-09 · on X
@TheTobiSmith (Tobi): Them guys at Phone repair shops hearing the new iPhone is glass on both sides #AppleEvent https://t.co/2m0o12m3EQ — 16,289 likes · 2017-09-12 · on X
@VictoriaSanchez (Victoria Sanchez): Students lie down in front of the White House asking for gun reform. Two 16 year old girls organized this group in a matter of days. Social media helped spread the word. https://t.co/dwF9dtuDQc — 16,150 likes · 2018-02-19 · on X
@stark_hive (unethical swirler): now how the hive piss off the scooby doo stans — 16,104 likes · 2020-05-17 · on X
@madeleinecholia (madeleine holden): thinking about camomile tea: oh yeah i love it, the calming drink actually drinking camomile tea: the hot hay water has not relaxed me — 16,037 likes · 2018-04-15 · on X
@TheOnion (The Onion): BREAKING: Wait—Sorry, False Alarm https://bit.ly/3k27Ypx https://t.co/yG45n3pazP — 15,979 likes · 2020-11-05 · on X
@jonnysun (jonny sun): captchas in 2007: what are these letters and numbers captchas in 2018: which of these images contain cars captchas in 2026: what is love? please. only someone with a soul would be able to answer this and you know it. tell me please i want to learn. or are you not human either — 15,927 likes · 2018-01-01 · on X
@SpaceX (SpaceX): Watch Falcon 9 launch 60 Starlink satellites https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1BdxYnYjLeZKX — 15,910 likes · 2020-10-06 · on X
@VeraPapisova (Vera Papisova): I went to Coachella for 10 hours to report this story, and I was groped 22 times. https://www.teenvogue.com/story/sexual-harassment-was-rampant-at-coachella-2018 — 15,879 likes · 2018-04-18 · on X
@cyanatar (Jenna): Going into 2018, this is the only resolution I need https://t.co/SAzttYSPue — 15,873 likes · 2017-12-18 · on X
@GeorgeMonbiot (George Monbiot): I would put this cartoon in the atrium of every economics department and finance ministry. https://t.co/P9lek0f8Ed — 15,860 likes · 2018-10-09 · on X
@terrycrews (Terry Crews): My wife n I were at a Hollywood function last year n a high level Hollywood executive came over 2 me and groped my privates. (2/cont.) — 15,818 likes · 2017-10-10 · on X
@Astro_Sabot (Mark T. Vande Hei): Merry Christmas from the International Space Station! https://t.co/F1ye4d7MXN — 15,776 likes · 2017-12-25 · on X
@gchaslot (Guillaume Chaslot): The algorithm I worked on at Google recommended Alex Jones' videos more than 15,000,000,000 times, to some of the most vulnerable people in the nation. — 15,726 likes · 2018-02-25 · on X
@electrolemon (demi adejuyigbe): still need a halloween costume? here are 28 ideas i gave to friends, who called them "too complex" or "stop trying to make me do blackface" https://t.co/ujUShzydiw — 15,680 likes · 2017-10-27 · on X
@PlayDeadCast (Play Dead Podcast): "My grandma was a hardcore gamer well into her late 80's, until her arthritis made it impossible to hold a controller. She drew this map and took notes before strategy guides existed. This is Ganons castle. Miss you Grandma." From https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7sk0rj/my_grandma_was_a_hardcore_gamer_well_into_her/ https://t.co/YBvMrY3BqX — 15,630 likes · 2018-01-26 · on X
@limbclinic (MOVED): the year is 2046. i am fully clad in a haptic feedback skinsuit. i lay back in my ergonomic recliner and boot up my VR headset. my virtual wife greets me, and i return the greeting. "i'm hungry," i tell her. she replies by feeding me small sustenance cubes. today's cube is corn. https://t.co/YnKWHmv4C8 — 15,607 likes · 2018-03-06 · on X
@KarenAttiah (Karen Attiah): It's not just about Starbucks. It's about when white people use the police to remove black people from a particular space. Recall what a McKinney, Texas cop did to a 100 pound, swimsuit-clad black girl when the police were called on a pool party: https://wapo.st/2HLa7V2 — 15,501 likes · 2018-04-17 · on X
@LEGO_Group (LEGO): We're very sad to hear that Jens Nygaard Knudsen, the creator of the LEGO Minifigure, has passed away. Thank you Jens, for your ideas, imagination, and inspiring generations of builders ❤️ https://t.co/7YixYvHtRW — 15,440 likes · 2020-02-24 · on X
@TheSafestSpace (The Safest Space): Same study packaged for different audiences https://t.co/3ZDJqsXkk2 — 15,434 likes · 2017-05-27 · on X
@TheSafestSpace (The Safest Space): Same study packaged for different audiences https://t.co/3ZDJqsXkk2 — 15,434 likes · 2017-05-27 · on X
@pwcdanica (Sen. Danica Roem): While many of us celebrate today, please remember the kids, teens & adults who are missing their first Thanksgiving with their families because they were kicked out of their homes after they came out. Many of them are scared & alone. Love them b/c of who they are, not despite it. — 15,397 likes · 2017-11-23 · on X
@mrnickharvey (Nick Harvey): I love Twitter. https://t.co/mUdya99Oqp — 15,236 likes · 2018-01-06 · on X
@GuyMazzeo (Guy Mazzeo): Today, the Berlin Wall has been down longer than it was up. — 15,176 likes · 2018-01-07 · on X
@swordsjew (.): I had big honking teeters, just enormous bosoms, and I thought about them constantly as I walked down the street, using my legs (thick, with big shapely calves), but never not thinking about my enormo honkers, https://twitter.com/whitneyarner/status/980330317247545349 — 15,105 likes · 2018-04-01 · on X
@AndrewYang (Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸): Don’t be too hard on yourself. — 15,092 likes · 2019-09-30 · on X
@cynfinite (her name is cyn 🌷): Octavia Butler was lowkey an alchemist. A practitioner of manifestation. She whole heartedly believed and achieved it. She consistently reminded herself of her mission on Earth. And every time I see her notes, I’m inspired. https://t.co/ZS4csFZwN6 — 15,054 likes · 2018-06-24 · on X
@jimtankersley (Jim Tankersley): "Your first sentence should be a question," our moderator tells the audience, "and you shouldn't have a second sentence." I am totally stealing this line. — 15,036 likes · 2018-01-06 · on X
@LHeidhoff (Lisa Heidhoff 🌻): For the amount of ‘let’s start a new generation in space’ concepts, there’s a noticeable lack in maternity space clothing... so here we are! https://t.co/crdJozT91v — 15,009 likes · 2020-02-21 · on X
@SparkNotes (SparkNotes): Julius Caesar getting stabbed 23 times in the Theatre of Pompey — 14,973 likes · 2019-09-30 · on X
@maggiekb1 (Maggie Koerth): https://t.co/QqXoAWVQPq — 14,971 likes · 2020-03-05 · on X
@Chilis (Chili's Grill & Bar): @subtlerbutler If your deductible hasn't been met, your copay is how much it costs to simply leave your doctor's office. They can charge way more later. — 14,947 likes · 2017-09-21 · on X
@313doe (🦹🏾‍♂️ ➐): We don’t care — 14,888 likes · 2018-12-28 · on X
@justinpie (justinpie.bsky.social): Reminder that superhero comics were invented by Jews at a time when Jews were being tossed into death camps. Anyone who decries superheroes “becoming SJWs” does not understand superheroes. — 14,887 likes · 2018-02-01 · on X
@burgerkrang (adam): funny how people are like “no i wouldn’t eat bugs” but still eat shrimp. shrimp is water bugs you absolute fool. you nutting plonker — 14,880 likes · 2018-01-23 · on X
@Channel4News (Channel 4 News): This is the moment a 102-year-old Holocaust survivor meets the nephew he never knew he had. https://t.co/IxE8KNainm — 14,843 likes · 2017-11-20 · on X
@laurenduca (Lauren Duca): My favorite Bible story is definitely the one about Jesus terrorizing teen girls at the mall https://t.co/bwXEhrK6dn — 14,817 likes · 2017-11-30 · on X
@KimmyMonte (kim): when your boss shows you around work on your first day https://t.co/gParHjg9FN — 14,806 likes · 2020-02-14 · on X
@tk_Shaolin (Shaølin): "It's a leap of faith. That's all it is. A leap of faith." https://t.co/91nbaEMJkn — 14,785 likes · 2019-05-25 · on X
@DavidUberti (David Uberti): One of my all-time favorite pull-quotes, courtesy @outline: https://t.co/l5Ph99ImwS — 14,775 likes · 2017-08-29 · on X
@NathanZed (nathan zed): imagine being told 5 years ago that Black Panther would be in the same conversation as Star Wars https://twitter.com/shadowandact/status/970667843820847104 — 14,717 likes · 2018-03-05 · on X
@AstroKatie (Katie Mack): Retweet if it's by absolute sheer meaningless luck that you weren't born in Syria with bombs falling all around you, desperate for refuge. — 14,601 likes · 2017-01-29 · on X
@laphdj (Ana Cecilia Calle): Hannah Arendt knew it. https://t.co/M3zoHYElyK — 14,596 likes · 2017-11-06 · on X
@AndrewChamings (andrew): ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone — 14,579 likes · 2016-12-06 · on X
@LotharHS (DRX LotharHS): I guess EU has now 1 GB of free space. — 14,569 likes · 2016-06-24 · on X
@yashar (Yashar Ali 🐘): Mel Gibson admitted to domestic violence, repeatedly used racial epithet's on tape, and has a history of making anti-semitic statements. Meanwhile there are a long list of women in entertainment who don't have careers anymore simply because they were labeled "difficult" by men. — 14,555 likes · 2018-09-24 · on X
@tuesdaybassen (Tuesday Bassen): .@Zara's lawyers are literally saying I have no base because I'm an indie artist and they're a major corporation. https://t.co/vZNAV2l1vN — 14,534 likes · 2016-07-19 · on X
@porchcollapse (ibopfufen): please leave me alone https://t.co/Kul6Olhb2Q — 14,520 likes · 2017-04-18 · on X
@ksieff (Kevin Sieff): Uganda has the best Coronavirus PSA. https://t.co/841962DR1V — 14,514 likes · 2020-03-25 · on X
@thejennyjude (Jen): You guys. This graphic designer is LOSING HER MIND. The @wmata escalators now have the colors of which line they take you too. Coolest use of colors to actually help people. https://t.co/gKxTTemkrT — 14,489 likes · 2018-04-08 · on X
@doree (Doree Shafrir): there is… a lot happening here https://t.co/87CXrxz4ZY — 14,447 likes · 2017-09-19 · on X
@ROGOMELEC_SACER (蠱 Mèribel 𖤓 the 𖤓 Maid 蠱): imagine having to explain to your ancestors what the fuck this meant, its pure art. — 14,331 likes · 2020-04-20 · on X
@adultproblem (Modern Adult): Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life — 14,312 likes · 2018-04-27 · on X
@juliagalef (Julia Galef): Venn diagram of shared/unshared letters between Latin, Greek, and Cyrillic alphabets: https://t.co/Z3bu7ZNCU4 — 14,302 likes · 2017-09-03 · on X
@Delikwu (David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️): We can run on ice now?!!! It's over for ALLLLLL of you. The Winter Olympics is now available in Black, Matte Black, and Off-White. We'll be hosting the next one in Wakanda. https://twitter.com/TeamUSA/status/942203956993781761 — 14,272 likes · 2017-12-17 · on X
@fchollet (François Chollet): The problem with Facebook is not *just* the loss of your privacy and the fact that it can be used as a totalitarian panopticon. The more worrying issue, in my opinion, is its use of digital information consumption as a psychological control vector. Time for a thread — 14,130 likes · 2018-03-21 · on X
@RubinReport (Dave Rubin): Twitter, in gif form. https://t.co/R8EpR2qmrJ — 14,129 likes · 2017-10-17 · on X
@videodrome (Robbie Barrat): Here are some AI generated nude portraits I've been working on🍑 Usually the machine just paints people as blobs of flesh with tendrils and limbs randomly growing out - I think it's really surreal. I wonder if that's how machines see us... https://t.co/tYgzCHGfse — 14,100 likes · 2018-03-27 · on X
@SparkNotes (SparkNotes): https://t.co/Y2BP84CAjt — 14,094 likes · 2019-10-10 · on X
@jessica_roy (Jessica Roy): I was pulling photos from the shooting today and found this one: two of the @capgaznews journalists working on tomorrow's paper in a parking lot while they waited to hear whether their colleagues were alive or dead. Journalists, man. I have tears in my eyes. https://t.co/KjfZ0fqSd2 — 14,055 likes · 2018-06-29 · on X
@chrislhayes (Chris Hayes): THE ENTIRE GODDAMN PLAY IS ABOUT ASSASSINATION BEING A TOTAL DISASTER! THE PATH TO RUIN!!! Read a book for the love of God. — 14,054 likes · 2017-06-12 · on X
@sebpatrick (Seb Patrick): "See all that stuff in there, Zack? That's why your Batman and Superman movie never worked!" https://t.co/tPmSce459G — 13,959 likes · 2017-12-06 · on X
@kixes (Kirsten Han): Today: A protest by Singaporeans against transphobia in the education system. https://t.co/ZRy14e9nHZ — 13,905 likes · 2021-01-26 · on X
@SparkNotes (SparkNotes): Gandalf falling from the Bridge of Khazad-dûm — 13,881 likes · 2020-03-06 · on X
@xboxplaystatio (✌🏻🤡): did this guy write his bio while bleeding out https://t.co/WRLuNZelKF — 13,819 likes · 2017-12-07 · on X
@TerryBlas (TerryBlas): If you're sick of hearing about Pokemon Go for the past week let me tell you what hearing about sports is like for the past three decades. — 13,809 likes · 2016-07-12 · on X
@StigAbell (Stig Abell): Twitter, everybody. Laugh or you'd cry a little. https://t.co/UhHzJ8xBmW — 13,807 likes · 2016-12-23 · on X
@jonnysun (jonny sun): ppl still watch the olympics to prove who has the best country insted of seeing it as a testament that amazing ppl come from everywhere — 13,797 likes · 2016-08-13 · on X
@andreasgwood (Woody): This always blows my mind. Under the stairs at my Mama's house is a handwritten list of all the times that the air raid sirens went off in Epsom. Living, palpable history. https://t.co/oVyABKkqzB — 13,780 likes · 2018-03-11 · on X
@icecapps (komodo): Mom: you can travel once you’re married Me and my arranged husband: https://t.co/0iTvOxL5VL — 13,754 likes · 2019-07-16 · on X
@NASA (NASA): Our 3-billion-mile journey to Pluto reaches historic #PlutoFly! Details & the high-res image: http://go.nasa.gov/1L5MhBg http://t.co/LDjXLtPdly — 13,704 likes · 2015-07-14 · on X
@pattonoswalt (Patton Oswalt): The "male feminist ally turns out to be a creeper/harasser" is the "family values politician turns out to be gay" for millenials. — 13,639 likes · 2016-08-07 · on X
@pidgebbi (eleanor): a shy poet always throws her work into the ocean letter-in-a-bottle style, prompting a local mermaid to become a huge fan of the girl that keeps chucking bottled poetry into her backyard -- for #mermay :)) https://t.co/fArNHY3VSd — 13,635 likes · 2018-05-30 · on X
@pidgebbi (eleanor): a shy poet always throws her work into the ocean letter-in-a-bottle style, prompting a local mermaid to become a huge fan of the girl that keeps chucking bottled poetry into her backyard -- for #mermay :)) https://t.co/fArNHY3VSd — 13,635 likes · 2018-05-30 · on X
@DylanByers (Dylan Byers): FACEBOOK timeline: - didn’t happen - happened, but was small - ok, semi-big - ok, it reached 126 million, but no evidence it influenced them https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/925124167447515137 — 13,601 likes · 2017-10-30 · on X
@Aly_Raisman (Alexandra Raisman): Years and years of conditioning & millions of repetition. Didn't happen over night. Started training this pass at 14 https://twitter.com/historicalpics/status/763343958902734848 — 13,441 likes · 2016-08-10 · on X
@SpaceX (SpaceX): Photographer unexpectedly captures Falcon 9 second stage burn and first stage entry http://www.zgrethphoto.com/Learn/Exp/Tut/SpaceX @zgreth https://t.co/W12NlSG0yL — 13,341 likes · 2016-05-18 · on X
@danwlin (Daniel Lin): [Death Star revealed] LEIA: But millions will die TARKIN: I’m open to thoughtful critiques of the Death Star. “Millions will die” is not it. — 13,322 likes · 2017-06-24 · on X
@SparkNotes (SparkNotes): Gonna tell my kids this was Romeo and Juliet — 13,244 likes · 2019-11-20 · on X
@electrolemon (demi adejuyigbe): MADISON: rule one for our new land: all speech is legal! HAMILTON: [yelling] madison sucks! [everyone laughs] MADISON: rule two: i get a gun — 13,226 likes · 2017-08-02 · on X
@crystalblisters (Dominic ♻️): https://t.co/GlFArUgMYx — 13,213 likes · 2018-03-20 · on X
@kylegriffin1 (Kyle Griffin): Michelle Obama: I'm “thinking about all of the young people, particularly girls and girls of color, who in years ahead will come to this place and they will look up and they will see an image of someone who looks like them hanging on the wall.” (via ABC) https://t.co/u7EWLEnaUL — 13,183 likes · 2018-02-12 · on X
@lorrainecink (Lorraine Screamk 🎃👻): I am enjoying using Howard Schatz's images of female athletes as my reference for female Super Hero body types when I work with artists. I'm sort of in love with all these powerful women. https://t.co/eAl6BJu0ET — 13,133 likes · 2018-03-23 · on X
@grovndzero (nin 🌸 VGEN C0MMS): It doesn't matter how many years pass, this image is eternal https://t.co/W7xxSUlTxy — 13,119 likes · 2017-12-31 · on X
@shitlondon (Patrick Dalton): London in the snow as glimpsed from a train. Magical. https://t.co/wbG2QwYASo — 13,097 likes · 2017-12-10 · on X
@Kartworthy (Scuderia Villari 🔜 British GP): "People who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life." https://t.co/tY4nzbsOhG — 13,071 likes · 2017-09-12 · on X
@quantian1 (Quantіan): No other textbook, and possibly no other book, will ever have a better opening paragraph than Goodstein's "States of Matter": https://t.co/XkjvEj6sZR — 13,065 likes · 2019-11-11 · on X
@fermatslibrary (Fermat's Library): The Geneva Drive: a mechanism that translates a continuous rotation movement into intermittent discrete motion. (used in mechanical watches, movie projectors, banknote counting machines) https://t.co/rlbLeg6nZI — 13,042 likes · 2017-12-17 · on X
@shenanigansen (Shen Comix): https://t.co/6PgmzyW4Vp — 12,958 likes · 2017-07-14 · on X
@satoruholic (‏ً): tanjiro does the trick, zenitsu assists him and inosuke gets tricked https://t.co/VhWThEbP9H — 12,948 likes · 2019-10-07 · on X
@FedeItaliano76 (Federico Italiano): One of the most beautiful trains ever made, the ‘Mercury’ streamliner, designed in Art Deco-style by Henry Dreyfuss for the New York Central Railroad. Here's one captured in Chicago in 1936 (colorization by Patty Allison) https://www.american-rails.com/mercury.html#gallery[pageGallery]/1/ https://t.co/ngPXdg6fEg — 12,931 likes · 2018-04-07 · on X
@samimain (Sami Main, MDiv): Julia Louis-Dreyfus announced she has breast cancer and immediately drove the conversation to healthcare because she’s amazing. https://t.co/Yu4IZe3UW2 — 12,847 likes · 2017-09-28 · on X
@TheBabylonBee (The Babylon Bee): Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves https://buff.ly/2UTtLFh — 12,800 likes · 2020-03-31 · on X
@NiamhAWalsh (Niamh Walsh): I see you ASOS this is just big trousers https://t.co/IZrkx1WHrZ — 12,799 likes · 2017-11-17 · on X
@samstein (Sam Stein): honestly though. Fox would have three months worth of cable programming set here if Obama were the one in this pic. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/865966112181297152 — 12,759 likes · 2017-05-20 · on X
@AP_Images (AP Images): Worshippers clutching AR-15 rifles and some wearing bullet crowns, participated in a commitment ceremony today at World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, in Newfoundland, Pa. The event led a nearby school to cancel classes for the day. Photos @jacquelinelarma https://t.co/GXzrZeK41z — 12,748 likes · 2018-02-28 · on X
@kylegriffin1 (Kyle Griffin): This tweet hasn't aged very well. https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/574698652939255809 — 12,744 likes · 2017-09-04 · on X
@SparkNotes (SparkNotes): We need to normalize letting a raven into your home and asking him questions — 12,709 likes · 2020-08-26 · on X
@xor (Parker Higgins): Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV Right: 1984 http://t.co/osywjYKV3W — 12,667 likes · 2015-02-08 · on X
@GenChuckYeager (Chuck Yeager): Dec 17, 1903. It's been 114 years since Wright Brothers 1st powered flight. I met Orville - he was impressed we broke the sound barrier just 44 yrs later. — 12,656 likes · 2017-12-18 · on X
@cornhime (taylor robin): hey here's how you instantly get a palette for a particular type of lighting or environment. a) grab a picture b) mosiac it c) you're done https://t.co/UexvocXY2S — 12,643 likes · 2017-11-25 · on X
@consequence (CONSEQUENCE): Prince, when asked if he would ever perform alongside a hologram of a dead musician: "That’s the most demonic thing imaginable. Everything is as it is, and it should be. If I was meant to jam with Duke Ellington, we would have lived in the same age." http://cos.lv/IebI30ibpSF — 12,633 likes · 2018-02-03 · on X
@Araya_Global (Araya_Global💥): Hello Twitter. I am a Ghanaian Ballet and Contemporary dance Instructor. Kindly Retweet, my next costumer may be on your TL. https://t.co/6NVp7MHxM4 — 12,631 likes · 2018-06-21 · on X
@loisbeckett (Lois Beckett): No notoriety: @CNN's front is intensely, intimately focused on the victims of the shooting. Their names. Their faces. Not an image of the perpetrator in sight, and his name is nowhere on home page. https://www.cnn.com/ https://t.co/hHYU1UjSi0 — 12,628 likes · 2018-06-29 · on X
@YearsProgress (Years Progress): ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░ 25% — 12,599 likes · 2018-04-02 · on X
@DanaiGurira (Danai Gurira): Growing up at a time you often didn’t see yourself represented in popular media, #EbonyMagazine was always that source of edification celebrating Black voices, history, and achievements. Really enjoyed shooting this cover and sharing my story with them. Thanks so much @Ebonymag! https://t.co/Ok8rbcrXff — 12,476 likes · 2018-05-17 · on X
@bessbell (Bess Kalb): Also, @nytimes, the polite Nazis cleaned the chambers as best they could, but they couldn't scrub the bloody scratches off the walls and ceilings. The ceilings. The bodies of children in mass graves were found clutching each other, their skeletal faces masks of abject terror. — 12,448 likes · 2017-11-25 · on X
@Chris_Said (Chris Said): Fire alarms aren't useful because they tell you there's fire. They're useful because they tell you it's socially acceptable to react. https://t.co/ofAHlMt0tJ — 12,378 likes · 2017-11-01 · on X
@Chidubem_OH (CHO): BEST. PHOTO BOMB 😂🔥 https://t.co/NCRl50w8W2 — 12,369 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X
@shailjapatel (🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel): Money buys time. Your own time ~ you pay to do stuff faster. Other people's time ~ you pay them to do stuff for you. How many hours does your favourite celebrity *really* have? 24 + hours saved by expediting with money + total daily working hours of their entire team — 12,327 likes · 2018-07-20 · on X
@Nirvana (Nirvana): Enlightened people. https://t.co/FPvGu7PuXC — 12,214 likes · 2017-10-19 · on X
@negar_rz (Negar Rostamzadeh): One-shot immitation learning from noisy labeled data! https://t.co/IdsUcxWez3 — 12,171 likes · 2018-02-17 · on X
@jjrayn (wookin’ pa nub): @JacobAWohl @agfhome So you’re saying my weed dealer just needs shareholders. — 12,147 likes · 2018-03-13 · on X
@SICKOFWOLVES (NOT A WOLF): AS WE ALL KNOW, THE PURPOSE OF COMEDY IS TO MAKE THOSE IN POWER HAVE A CHANCE TO RELAX AND FORGET HOW STRESSFUL IT IS TO HAVE ALL THE MONEY — 12,136 likes · 2018-04-30 · on X
@fuckeveryword (fucking every word): fuck life — 12,080 likes · 2017-06-28 · on X
@faizalitnet (Faizal): When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂#WannaCry https://t.co/H7SIFV5WKl — 12,079 likes · 2017-05-17 · on X
@iyad_elbaghdadi (İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي): Imagine if someone showed you this picture six months ago and asked you to figure out what must have happened — 12,059 likes · 2020-04-09 · on X
@BrianEntin (Brian Entin): WATCH: unarmed man has hands in the air before N. Miami police shoot him. He was helping autistic patient @wsvn https://t.co/rXgwf45Z8z — 11,982 likes · 2016-07-20 · on X
@BuzzFeedNews (BuzzFeed News): This paramedic who worked six straight days rescuing Harvey victims may be deported if Trump ends DACA https://www.buzzfeed.com/adolfoflores/daca-rescuer-hurricane-harvey?utm_term=4ldqpgc&bftwnews#4ldqpgc https://t.co/FJKCw3iwSd — 11,981 likes · 2017-09-02 · on X
@jbouie (b-boy bouiebaisse): it is just too bad we couldn’t compromise over *puts on reading glasses* uh, human bondage https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/925188350205710336 — 11,954 likes · 2017-10-31 · on X
@JonathanPieNews (Jonathan Pie): Freedom of speech is not a joke: https://youtu.be/ti2bVS40cz0 — 11,930 likes · 2018-03-22 · on X
@theJagmeetSingh (Jagmeet Singh): Thank you, New Democrats. The run for Prime Minister begins now 🇨🇦#LoveAndCourage https://t.co/FDUem3pfGT — 11,912 likes · 2017-10-01 · on X
@ChrisDanforth (Chris Danforth): Statistics in slow motion https://t.co/Y4zZoFiwuy — 11,891 likes · 2018-02-23 · on X
@IAMFASHlON (IAMFASHION): For Vogue Arabia’s 1 year anniversary of their print edition, they’ve got Imaan Hammam and Iman on the same cover. The March issue will have over 400 pages. Easily one of the best covers in quite some time. https://t.co/f4fhIYB6kV — 11,819 likes · 2018-02-27 · on X
@HenpeckedHal (Henpecked Hal): Alexa, play back the last 45 minutes of this argument so we can prove who said what. — 11,816 likes · 2018-03-29 · on X
@tatered (Tatered): Here's what @TomiLahren would sound like as an '80s pop hit. https://t.co/esJJydjZME — 11,802 likes · 2017-11-15 · on X
@davidfrum (David Frum): Wow , this thread is worth your time https://twitter.com/conspirator0/status/900158823515770880 — 11,741 likes · 2017-08-24 · on X
@NASAVoyager (ARCHIVED - NASA Voyager): We’ve got the ultimate long distance relationship, Earth. I took this picture of you on #ValentinesDay 1990, when I was just 4 billion miles away. https://t.co/0ggoOBxxpN — 11,717 likes · 2018-02-14 · on X
@calmaglar (Vikram Ramachandran): This is how you do racial/cultural humour without being insensitive or racist. Plus it's immensely funny https://t.co/tB6juYHVlC — 11,687 likes · 2018-08-16 · on X
@andwoo (Andrew): Yesterday, my coworker very casually mentioned that as a raft guide, he used carrier pigeons to send SD cards back to the shop so the guest photos would be printed on time. I still haven’t figured out how to process this in my mind. — 11,683 likes · 2018-06-15 · on X
@TechnicallyRon (TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)): A simple guide to washing machine symbols http://t.co/C5tGJs05RM — 11,610 likes · 2015-02-26 · on X
@silentmoviegifs (Silent Movie GIFs): One Week, Buster Keaton's first short film, was released 100 years ago today, on Sept. 1, 1920 https://t.co/eYE9Pe4vGB — 11,608 likes · 2020-09-01 · on X
@JohnHyphen (🌱John Hyphen🚲): Something mysterious has been happening to some clocks on the European continent. From Portugal to Poland, from Denmark to Turkey, some clocks have been running slow. And it’s all because of a row between Serbia and Kosovo. A thread. https://t.co/WVZXUVom48 — 11,555 likes · 2018-03-07 · on X
@saradannerdukic (Sara Danner Dukic): Let me preface this by saying that in my work, I've run my fair share of ads on social media. (THREAD) — 11,461 likes · 2018-03-20 · on X
@YearsProgress (Years Progress): ▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░ 20% — 11,353 likes · 2020-03-14 · on X
@SusanBReynolds1 (Susan Reynolds): This morning at Mass, I witnessed something I have never seen, and words still mostly fail me. /1 — 11,342 likes · 2018-08-19 · on X
@tomgara (Tom Gara): You pretend to be Banksy on Twitter. https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy/status/739889270324748288 — 11,337 likes · 2016-06-06 · on X
@NASA (NASA): We're sending humans to Mars! Watch our #JourneytoMars briefing live today at 12pm ET: http://www.nasa.gov/nasatv #Orion http://t.co/wrf89sn35A — 11,334 likes · 2014-12-02 · on X
@realDonaldTrump (Donald J. Trump): The #SOTU speech is really boring, slow, lethargic - very hard to watch! — 11,317 likes · 2016-01-13 · on X
@TechnicallyRon (TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)): Hot singles in your area Hot singles now control the area Hot singles have created a perimeter Holy fuck the hot singles cannot be stopped — 11,288 likes · 2017-07-21 · on X
@Hbomberguy (Hbomberguy): In the next season can Rick be mad he can't get universal healthcare please — 11,082 likes · 2017-10-08 · on X
@malonebarry (Barry Malone): This disturbing André Carrilho illustration on Ebola, and how the world sees it, is both powerful and accurate. http://t.co/5XHKQI1uhe — 11,036 likes · 2014-10-03 · on X
@drbarnard (David Barnard): The entire home screen of the original iPhone (320x480 pixels) is about the size of 2 icons on the iPhone X home screen (1125x2436 pixels). https://t.co/QJNeEJrBMM — 10,999 likes · 2017-09-14 · on X
@KallieWinners (Kallie Winners): Some of the amazing Women in @Tesla that are paving the way to a more sustainable future. #InternationalWomensDay2018 https://t.co/cI1J88Vex8 — 10,971 likes · 2018-03-09 · on X
@SethAbramson (Seth Abramson): charts are fun https://t.co/aZ1schwW6C — 10,969 likes · 2017-12-05 · on X
@workingdog_ (shelraphen.com): People compliment me on my maturity in regards to how I engage with "twitter drama" and a lot of that is due to me refraining from Lashon Hara. So in this thread I'm gonna teach you about Lashon Hara and how, whether you're Jewish or not, you can (and should) refrain from it too. — 10,880 likes · 2019-04-24 · on X
@samswey (Samuel Sinyangwe): Imagine the reaction if ISIS supporters held a rally in a US city, murdered someone in broad daylight, then returned 2 months later. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/917041953367306242 — 10,866 likes · 2017-10-08 · on X
@sassysamosa (رمشة): white friend "this is so spicy" first of all, this is gulab jamun — 10,859 likes · 2017-10-16 · on X
@ThamKhaiMeng (Khai): Train rolling through Maeklong Railway Market, Bangkok. Six times a day the market adjusts itself and encapsulates the train as it passes. Awnings are pulled back, fruit and vegetable baskets shifted just enough not to be sliced by the wheels. https://twitter.com/Unexplained/status/1216484663440658432/video/1 — 10,817 likes · 2020-01-13 · on X
@CattleCastle (RIVEN SAYS ACAB): https://t.co/bGk1VOhZhG — 10,808 likes · 2018-04-21 · on X
@Merman_Melville (Thing Bad): It's 1788. An account called 🌺mozart_slut🍑 is tweeting at MozartOfficial "bitch where's Symphony No. 41 in C major, K. 551" and another account called 🗡️𝔚𝔬𝔩𝔣𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔤❤️ is replying "leave her alone she already gave you No. 39 AND No. 40 and it's only July?? drink some water" — 10,802 likes · 2019-03-22 · on X
@GeorgeTakei (George Takei): This has just become the most "liked" tweet in history. There is far more good in the world than evil, if we don't let it be drowned out. https://twitter.com/barackobama/status/896523232098078720 — 10,754 likes · 2017-08-17 · on X
@0xabad1dea (badidea 🪐): 30yos I know online: using the same username they picked when they were 12 15yos I know online: changing their handle once a week, identity cannot constrain them, they have no material form — 10,751 likes · 2018-12-31 · on X
@kitalita (Laura): THEY WEREN'T EVEN YOUR BURRITOS? YOU NAMED IT AFTER YOUR DOG? YOU DIDN'T EVEN NAME YOUR WIFE IN THIS STORY BUT YOUR DOG GETS NAME CHECKED? https://t.co/kdaE0b4g2u — 10,716 likes · 2017-11-16 · on X
@anitathetweeter (Anita Singh): Saying Stormzy should be extra grateful to live in Britain because he’s black/working class/son of an immigrant is low even by her standards https://t.co/zJJEOIX2bq — 10,693 likes · 2018-02-24 · on X
@SweatTweets (Sweat): The banner saying “Jesus was the first to decriminalise sex work” went up today at the Central Methodist Mission, Pastor Allan Storey was instrumental in making sure that the church supports sex workers https://t.co/BNWOt8Cpjm — 10,673 likes · 2018-03-01 · on X
@NicCageMatch (Jessie 🦇): I would have suggested they just use a regular volleyball, but I guess the Olympics are special. https://t.co/Tz6Tt6l4jn — 10,667 likes · 2016-06-30 · on X
@cap0w (Cameron Power): Wtf is wrong with this dude? What is he looking at? The world? http://t.co/lTpCF5Y5QW — 10,667 likes · 2014-02-05 · on X
@eaamalyon (Ed Malyon): Great stuff: France press officer says only questions in French to avoid Spanish media asking Griezmann about transfers. Spanish journalist uses google translate app to ask question, French press officer loses it.... https://twitter.com/esport3/status/1006522884884434944 — 10,662 likes · 2018-06-12 · on X
@gracesoyeonmoon (Grace Moon 문소연): proud korean daughter moment: my umma was packing her lunch for work & hesitated at her kimchi, asking if it would smell. Before I could even answer she says in Korean: "Actually, why should white people dictate what I put in my mouth" and packed a handful of kimchi #YesUmma — 10,605 likes · 2018-01-04 · on X
@shotsbynel (Nadia Levin 🌈📸): reminder that the US didn't fight WWII cuz they cared about Jews https://t.co/gC73gO3NBS — 10,594 likes · 2017-08-22 · on X
@adamjohnsonCHI (Adam Johnson): tfw the Walmart PR dept calls https://t.co/x5hz12csqP — 10,552 likes · 2017-12-14 · on X

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